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Unread 20 Nov 2003, 00:37   #1
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Random Sam & Max quotes
Sam: Percent sign, Ampersand, Dollar Sign.
Max: And colon, semi-colon too!
Telekenetic Guy: What are you two F@*#&*g doing?
Sam: Swearing in longhand asterisk mouth


"I have been authorized by the jurisdiction of whatever city this is to
punish you in whatever way I can think of!" - Max


Max: Isn't it ingenious that we built this entire sled using giant french
fries and spit?


Sam: "Holy jumping Jack Smelt in a rented hamster suit. We're on our way!"


Max: "...and look, baby alligators."
Sam: "Well, they're buoyant and logged shaped, but they're no alligators."
Max: "I think I'm gonna be sick."



Sam: "It's either a spreadable meat by-product or... nesting hamsters!"
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Unread 20 Nov 2003, 00:41   #2
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Isn't a Sam and Max 3d coming?
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Isn't a Sam and Max 3d coming?
I can only hope so lil' buddy.
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Unread 20 Nov 2003, 00:58   #4
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oh sweet jesus another 3D **** up of a great game from the past
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Unread 20 Nov 2003, 00:59   #5
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Re: Random Sam & Max quotes
Let's not be hasty. I mean let's look at the 3D Monkey Island game...

Oh.

p.s. Why aren't they still making decent 2D games like that anymore? Presumably they all sold relatively well.
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Re: Random Sam & Max quotes
anyone played the new Broken Sword game?
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Re: Random Sam & Max quotes
Was there ever a Sam & Max 2? ... if not , why the hell are they doing a 3D version? .... surely giving us a wonderfully humourous and warped 2D sequel would be appropriate before unleashing the "3" in any sequel title.
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Re: Random Sam & Max quotes
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anyone played the new Broken Sword game?
Is it an RPG , or a warped , humourous , sick as hell 2d Adventure game?

If its option 1, hey , i think i hear another thread calling which might remain on topic.
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I also sort of remeber a short lived Cartoon?
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Is it an RPG , or a warped , humourous , sick as hell 2d Adventure game?

If its option 1, hey , i think i hear another thread calling which might remain on topic.
it's 3d and you control him rather than point and click, but it has puzzles etc like the first 2
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I also sort of remeber a short lived Cartoon?
You mean This?

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I thought this thread was about Toejam & Earl
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i was young when i had sam and max... i didnt "get" a lot of it

oh the wasted hours.
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I thought they were one and the same.

How wrong I was.
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you see, sam and max was a very dull game

i stopped playing when i discovered that i had to get the map from the catīs belly

now that didnt make any sense!
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you see, sam and max was a very dull game

i stopped playing when i discovered that i had to get the map from the catīs belly

now that didnt make any sense!
My God! ... you attempted to follow a traditional , point and click to solve puzzles , think logically and things will work out , way of playing a Lucasarts game?

What the hell is wrong with you dude. You didnt think that stuff such as physically assaulting everything you could and then talking bollocks at the remainder until they gave up everything you wanted was a GOOD way to play a game?
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Sam: There's an awfully large rasp attached to those keys

Max: Outta toilet paper?

oh 'twas a classic game
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Ahhh

"Well it all happened the day before today. I remember it like it was yesterday"

"If I ever get this rich and famous Sam, I want you to shoot me.
It'll be a pleasure, little buddy"


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I loved the minigames!!!
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