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singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
1) that big haired woman in M People
2) joss stone
3) gabrielle
you?
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12 Aug 2004, 15:47
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so f*cking zen
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Guy from "The Strokes".
I ****ing hate that band and their ****ing bland shit music and flat singing.
When i am King they shall die.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
anastacia and westlife. Not forgetting that twat from the streets.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
The Darkness.
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so f*cking zen
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Amy Winehouse (and that fat bird off of Big Brother if she counts).
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
not forgetting will young of course
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
That woman from The Distillers.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Oh, and Kelly Osbourne.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
I try not to listen to singers who irritates me to the point that I want to poke their eyes with forks.
Anastacia & Celine Dion
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Michelle McmANUS (the fat one that won pop idol)
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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That woman from The Distillers.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
1) Eamon
2) Blue
3) Mario Winans
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Any RnB singer
Almost any female singer.
The Darkness, the Strokes, Axel Rose, all heavy/death metal bands singers.
Space.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Mick Hucknall
Justin Timberlake
Celine Dion
That weird looking guy who sings with the woman with the mental lipstick er.. Sean Paul????
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Think the Anastacia hate is a bit unfair :/
I'm really feeling her Sick & Tired song atm.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
most british "rock" (slow/indie) singers - because they all sound like a bunch of depressed dicks and most of them cant sing
oh and ALL BRITISH garage, r&b and rap singers
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Anyone 'singing' in a band beginning with 'The'.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
that coldplay guy
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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1) that big haired woman in M People
2) joss stone
3) gabrielle
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Her name is Heather Small. And shes ****ing ace. As are both the others youve mentioned.
Joss Stone is absoloutely godlike in her style, and if you can find a 16yr old capable of that anywhere else in the world, good ****ing luck to you.
1. Britney Spears
2. Mario "Whine"ans
3. Pretty much every wannabe gangsta rapper in existence.
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Re: singers whose voices make you want to gouge out their eyes with a fork
tina turner was always my stock answer, but thankfully she is rarely heard nowadays
beenie man and a thousand like him should have their faces burned off
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Anastacia rocks. Period.
I have no particular people I dislike that bad - if I don't like it, I don't listen to them. Although anyone who participated in some sort of American Idol, Superstar, Popband, whatever kind of event should be gagged and shot.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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That woman from The Distillers.
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No singer annoys me that much but pretty much all r'n'b, hip-hop, garage, etc "singing" is shit.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Heather Small must die.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
ooh I dont know.
all pretty faced bints who only sing and show bodies in music videos ?
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
ALL RAPPERS. A bunch of no hopers in my opinion.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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Brody rocks.
No singer annoys me that much but pretty much all r'n'b, hip-hop, garage, etc "singing" is shit.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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ALL RAPPERS. A bunch of no hopers in my opinion.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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Guy from "The Strokes".
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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Guy from "The Strokes".
I ****ing hate that band and their ****ing bland shit music and flat singing.
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i must add everyone that sings with their nose. Smashin pumpkins, its horrible how he sometimes just raped the music, wich is perfectly fine and moody, with this annoying voice.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
another vote for 'brody is good, rappers [[and people in that godawful hip-hop/pop crossover supposedly, pile of wank, marketing-induced tosser-inhabited disgrace to the word 'genre', which is quite a stretch seeing as the word genre is a type of classification rather than an actual classification, and this sentence has long since derailed and crashed into a crowded market, killing hundreds, but anyway I'm talking about dickfaces such as Eamon]] are not'.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Any singer who sings a revenge song, i.e 'Frankee' and whoever it was who replied to The Streets' Fit But You Know It.
Die.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Ian Brodie
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
1. "Jim"
2. "Boris"
3. Justin Timberlake
the first 2 you don't know, but it won't get any worse then them, trust me on that. (dutch idols ''winners').
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
The Libertines guy. Oh yes. Trust me - that's meant to be singing,
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Or the future Libertines guy?
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
BJORK fs and that Mick Jagger fag
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Britney spears
Eminem (although that might just be what he's saying
Cheeky girls
all garage 'music'
most pop/dance music
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
while i agree that it is a bit hard to actually make out any of the lyrics, i actually quite like the strokes' music
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Justin Timberlake
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hey, i like him
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i've only heard "Don't look back into the sun" and "You can't stand me now" and i liked them both
yup
and to add another one that springs to mind: (i'll add when i can think of her name. she's black, fat, and raps)
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Late night crew here!!
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
Any RnB singer.
Any rapper (not really singing, but annoying all the same).
Any boy band (not really singing, but rather infuriating).
Any girl band (equally infuriating).
Macy Gray's "50 year old chain smoker" voice gets on my nerves sometimes, but there are one or two songs where it's quite effective.
There was one Kylie song (i think it was her) where they'd vocodered her voice to **** and it was the sort of voice you could cut glass with. Whoever did that wants shooting, in the face (with bullets). The same goes for that Anastacia woman or whatever she's called.
And anyone else i've forgotten who seriously needs their vocal cords removing with a rusty cheesewire.
Oh yes, and Sean "Hey look, I can use presets on an E-mu XL1 and get heaps of cash for it" Paul needs to be skewered up the arse with a red hot poker. Cold end first, so he can't take it out. That'll teach the bastard.
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Re: singers who's voice makes you want to poke their eyes out with a fork
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and to add another one that springs to mind: (i'll add when i can think of her name. she's black, fat, and raps)
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