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6 Jun 2004, 02:39
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Vermin Supreme
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This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
Specifically, his 12-inch penis that will soon be on display.
I contend that the fact that it is much bigger than a french one is saying very little.
PS: I searched the forum for 'rasputin penis' and it came up blank. i have no idea as to how this could be.
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6 Jun 2004, 07:47
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
ra ra rasputin.
He satisfied his russian queen
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6 Jun 2004, 11:36
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
"They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river."
Those ruskis don't take any chances do they?!
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6 Jun 2004, 11:50
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
What a man.
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6 Jun 2004, 11:50
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
Quote:
Originally Posted by meglamaniac
"They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river."
Those ruskis don't take any chances do they?!
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The poison didn't kill him, so they shot him.
Throwing him into the river was an attempt to get rid of the body.
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6 Jun 2004, 11:51
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
Quote:
Originally Posted by meglamaniac
"They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river."
Those ruskis don't take any chances do they?!
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Rasputin was the man who COULDN'T DIE. Almost.
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6 Jun 2004, 12:01
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said "I feel fine"
Ra Ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
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6 Jun 2004, 12:07
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
He was invincible, innit.
Until he died.
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6 Jun 2004, 13:11
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
He was almost invincible and he had a 12 inch cock?
No wonder the aristocrats were jealous.
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6 Jun 2004, 13:14
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
yeah, but for a while he was top o the world
and he shagged loads of aristos
hehehe
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6 Jun 2004, 13:47
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
I bet putting him in a frozen lake did no favours to a 12 inch penis...
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6 Jun 2004, 13:58
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cynic
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
apart from preserving it well
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6 Jun 2004, 14:47
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
I wish to question the authenticity of this penis.
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6 Jun 2004, 18:00
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I wish to question the authenticity of this penis.
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it only bears a startling resemblance to a sea cucumber to those who are not first-hand familiar with turn of the century Russian phalli.
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8 Jun 2004, 14:54
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Who?
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
I didn't actually think he was real
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8 Jun 2004, 15:00
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Re: This Thread Is About Rasputin's Penis
Actually they poisoned his wine,he drank it,drank another glass, drank yet another so they started to panic and put poison in his cake.
He ate that too and it had no effect. They went and got a revolver and put six bullets in him. Went off to get some carpet to pick him up in and when they came back he was gone.
They followed the blood trail and found him trying to get away down some steps so they shot him a bunch of times again.
They weren't taking any chances now and rolled him up in the carpet,weighed it down and fked him in the river.
I wonder did he say
"I told you I was HardCore" before the end
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