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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 03:00   #1
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Crap Russia joke

A man goes into a Red Army Surplus shop and buys a former soviet army officer's furry hat.

It's the sort of thing he's been looking for for some time, so he grabs it off the shelf, pays for it, and rushes out into the cold.

He's half way down the street when he realises that something isn't right with the hat - he takes it off and looks inside.

There's an old copy of "The Gulag Archipelago" and a big nest of lice.

The man rushes back to the shop.

"I want a refund!" he says.

"Why?" asks the shopkeeper.

"This hat," says the man, "it's still got soldier-nits in!"
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 03:40   #2
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A Russian goes to the Lada garage and asks for a red Lada. The salesman says, 'Certainly. It will be with you on February 17th 2005' Russian says 'Morning or Afternoon ?'

'Why ?' asks the salesman

'Because i've got the plumber round in the morning' is the reply

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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 07:09   #3
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Forgive me but I'm not up with my Russian culture, someone care to explain those jokes?
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 07:12   #4
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I remember Vaio's joke from when Gorbachev was in power.

And djbass, The Gulag Archipelago was written by someone called Solzhenitsyn. Which vaguely sounds like....

Yeah, but he did say it was crap.
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I laughed :/
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tell us skiddy, what does your sig say in english ?
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 20:09   #7
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I think that you should all suck my cock.

Thankyou.

Although I'm considering changing it to something all round less offensive now that I've told you
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Which has now been done.
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 20:14   #9
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Babel Fish gave something about sucking on your tube or similar previously.
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Re: Crap Russia joke

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Babel Fish gave something about sucking on your tube or similar previously.
Now it says "by an example we conduct".

Presumably some form of military motto. "We lead by example" or some such.
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 20:24   #11
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It actually says By Example We Lead.

Obviously I am forced to improvise some times.
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 20:46   #12
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The one about the sucking of mens genitalia or the "My angel Idimmu" one?
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I've just found where Proteus got his translation from.

That site is shite. Good for getting the basic idea, but not very good in translations. An example of which is the fact it believed I was discussing cranes when in fact I was referring to cocks. Those sites tend to go for the nearest(!) match when they don't get the word you put in. I obviously don't know what Russian for 'cock' is so I simply translated it literally using Russian alphabet.
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 21:18   #14
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Someone remind me to find out what "my hovercraft is full of eels" is in Hungarian.
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I prefered the subtlely disguised bisexuality of the previous sig.
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btw, did you get anywhere with that blonde sort in Cuba Cuba?
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Heh!

No, I've seen her in there since and chatted to her but never made it anywhere.

I'm teasing her
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Fancy going back with me sometime?

I like it because it's shit.
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Unread 26 Apr 2004, 22:03   #19
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Example we drive
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Yeah that sounds good. I'm away for the next two weekends but when I get back I'll give you a shout.
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Perhaps teh blonde bird shall be there.

I may even speak to her again.

Apparently she was looking longingly at me on Saturday night.

That's according to Jo.

I think she was just drunk.
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I tihnk you should pork her. On the dancefloor.

It would bring a touch of colour and vigour to the place.
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I also think this, although whether or not she would allow such events to take place is undecided and pointing predominantly towards a great 'No'.

Coupled with the laws I would be breaking in the process...
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I would like to talk about a show where some ruskyes, proud of their nuke sub would
"Ve can Nuke Nél Yorko, new yorkor....new....yark" and the reporter would ask "are you saying you can nuke New York?" And the guy, shivering from sub zero temps, would quickly nod with his head "da da da da da"
and he would go on to say "Berlino, Londrino...." and shit like that and that was very funny because he had an accent which you counldnt really understand, you just felt like shitting your pants laughing.
But it was the kind of joke that you just have to be there, sorry to bring this up now, i promise it wont happen again my bad
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Where you born a twat or have you been taking lessons ?

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Unread 27 Apr 2004, 08:40   #27
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Re: Crap Russia joke

oh he's definately been taking lessons
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Unread 27 Apr 2004, 17:52   #28
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Hey, im a pretty neat guy. Innit?
whats this twatization you keep talking about?
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