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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 22:44   #1
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excuses for missing a lesson?
I was wondering if we could collaborate a big excuse list for why I/fellow board members would miss a lesson (of whatever form of education).

I've used plenty in my time but what's all your lists? Least we could do as a xmas present for each other :) :cool:
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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 22:46   #2
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
I had just dropped acid, and didn't want to disturb the lesson with my ramblings
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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 23:16   #3
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I was ****ing my mother
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
i couldn't leave my house because i couldn'r find any keys to lock it with and was worried about the recent crime spree in my area
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
Best one i ever had was

' I was kidnapped by aliens'

(this was actually used )
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
"I'm sorry I didn't attend yesterday's Media lesson, but I went to see the Matrix Revolutions, because what with us doing about Action Films and all, I though it would give me a valuable insight into the aforementioned genre. Please do not punish me for my actions, because I suffered enough by watching it."
This one only works if you're doing Media Studies though, although it could probably be reworked to suit almost any lesson.
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kill yourself
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
Tell the truth.

You overslept.
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tell 'em they can **** their education!
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
like today, my excuse is simply "I couldn't be arsed"
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
someone came late into a history lesson last week with the excuse that they were walking against the rain...
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
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i couldn't leave my house because i couldn'r find any keys to lock it with and was worried about the recent crime spree in my area
I have more of a problem not finding my keys and not being able to get out.
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
I'm surprised "sticky keys" hasn't popped up yet...
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
'I attended dream therapy'
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
I just generally say I didn't really feel like it, I had some things to do. If you say it in a sufficiently serious manner, and answer any follow up questions with a pained "Don't ask" it generally works. They think you had to arrange your mothers funeral rather than just watch a Justice League marathon or whatever you were doing.
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Re: excuses for missing a lesson?
dog ate my keys.
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