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5 Jun 2004, 22:32
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nondescript human
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Pope, I reckon.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:34
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Twang Twang
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Pope.
It's not Maggie's time yet.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:34
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
I have to say that The Pope is odds-on favourite to cop it next.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:35
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Darling
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
no doubt the pope
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5 Jun 2004, 22:36
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the merciless
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
I think you should add a new third candidate.
I nominate Osama.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:37
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nondescript human
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I have to say that The Pope is odds-on favourite to cop it next.
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The whole group of four will be dead within two years, though.
The Pope won't last much longer, but Maggie still has a year or two left imo. A few more strokes in quick succession and she'll be gone.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:41
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
I nominate Osama.
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Well, it's not like we'll have to wait long before we can have a new list of not-quite-deads to bet on, the way that Maggie and Ioannes Paulus are going.
Patience.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:42
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Yeah, the Pope.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:49
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Maggie is bigger than Jesus.
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5 Jun 2004, 22:59
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Lord Denning
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
The Pope is invincible. But then so is Maggie. I give up.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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5 Jun 2004, 23:03
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Proteus
The Pope is invincible
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Then why doesn't he beat up George Bush?
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5 Jun 2004, 23:07
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Lord Denning
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Then why doesn't he beat up George Bush?
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Because there were cameras there.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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5 Jun 2004, 23:08
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Proteus
Because there were cameras there.
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He could run up the walls and kick them out.
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5 Jun 2004, 23:11
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Pope
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5 Jun 2004, 23:21
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Lord Denning
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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He could run up the walls and kick them out.
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I said that he was invincible, not that he was Yoda.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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5 Jun 2004, 23:22
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mmm lambs
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Has to be the Pope.
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5 Jun 2004, 23:32
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Lord Denning
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Using the latest techniques in statistical analysis, I have determined that the 2nd person from the end in the original list died first, followed by the 2nd person from the end in the updated list, and so I conclude by induction that Lady Thatcher, listed 2nd from the end in this list, will die first.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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5 Jun 2004, 23:46
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Proteus
I said that he was invincible, not that he was Yoda.
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Don't doubt his super Pope power, foo'.
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6 Jun 2004, 00:01
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
when i heard the news i actually thought of this
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6 Jun 2004, 00:47
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Governor General
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
The Pope. There's life in the Iron Lady still.
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6 Jun 2004, 01:10
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Maggie.
The pope is a fker who just keeps on hanging on.
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6 Jun 2004, 01:12
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Ze Pope!
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6 Jun 2004, 01:19
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
The Pope must die.
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6 Jun 2004, 01:48
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Clerk
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Good news either way.
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6 Jun 2004, 02:24
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
maggie, just to be like, a non conformist.
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6 Jun 2004, 02:38
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
on http://www.stiffs.com/04numbers.cfm, maggie only makes #63 cpmpared to the pope's #2 (though when they update, he is the new #1 now Ronnie has rolled over.) Very american list though, never heard of most of 'em.
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6 Jun 2004, 04:00
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
The pope.
I reckon he hasn't got long to go now... i think this visit to Switzerland will be his last foreign trip.
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6 Jun 2004, 10:10
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Is Yeltsin still alive though?
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6 Jun 2004, 11:33
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Well I hope so, cos he was meant to be watching those 2 Russian girls in the French Open yesterday...
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6 Jun 2004, 13:26
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cynic
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
the pope, he is so ill that he will die at some point this year, and his sucsessor will be from south america
thus ends my prophecising for the day
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6 Jun 2004, 13:50
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
What about the Dalai Lama? He must be getting on a bit.
I reckon Bush will have the Pope killed for insulting him ;o
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6 Jun 2004, 13:54
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
The pope is going down!
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6 Jun 2004, 13:58
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cynic
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
the dalai lama can never die
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6 Jun 2004, 14:26
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
Maggie aint human. You should all know that by now
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6 Jun 2004, 14:37
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Clerk
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
I am actually shocked no one has voted 'Dead Meat' in this thread yet.
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6 Jun 2004, 17:38
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
how old is mrs thatcher?
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6 Jun 2004, 17:44
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
The Pope will die next.
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6 Jun 2004, 17:52
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Lord Denning
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Lupin
how old is mrs thatcher?
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She's Lady Thatcher now, and she was born in 1925. (His Holiness was born in 1920.)
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Quote:
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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6 Jun 2004, 17:58
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
the pope will be the first who gives his spoon away.
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6 Jun 2004, 20:24
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Lupin
the pope will be the first who gives his spoon away.
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There is no spoon.
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7 Jun 2004, 10:58
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
the pope in dieing first non shocker
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7 Jun 2004, 11:02
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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the pope in dieing first non shocker
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Except he didn't, Reagan did.
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7 Jun 2004, 11:04
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Miles Teg
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Except he didn't, Reagan did.
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no you foo'!
maggie will now outlast the pope, so of those two:
the pope in dieing first non shocker
it's a rather compact prediction, spelled out for you in 4 lines now.
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7 Jun 2004, 11:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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it's a rather compact prediction, spelled out for you in 4 lines now.
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See, what confused me was that sentence was referring to an event in the past.
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7 Jun 2004, 11:26
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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What about the Dalai Lama? He must be getting on a bit.
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no, he is still up and about, quite healthy actually.
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7 Jun 2004, 13:10
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edited for readability
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
i think there are a lot better canditates than them...
i placeing my bets on another expresident or Nancy Reagan... i hear she is in poor health, and studies have shown most peopel die w/i a month of their mate
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7 Jun 2004, 14:43
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I dunno...
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
I can't decide whether this thread is grotesque, funny, or merely stupid.
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7 Jun 2004, 15:03
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Boogster
I can't decide whether this forum is grotesque, funny, or merely stupid.
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Fixed.
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7 Jun 2004, 22:47
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Gone
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Re: Who Will Die First? - Second Update.
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Originally Posted by Radical Edward
no, he is still up and about, quite healthy actually.
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So was JFK.
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