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25 Feb 2004, 18:48
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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You get what you ask for, or you'll get lots of men saying 'ok, go out the back and pull your trousers down'?
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i imagine you'd get more than you bargained for. This translates to GD in all the shitty posts you get and then the usual scathing comment about why asking for advice on GD is a bad idea. I'm not sure what that translates back to the gay bar example as. I've never tried.
Bad analogy really (lol analogy).
Oh and telling her isn't *really* an option because i don't want to offend her, which i'm pretty sure telling her straight off would do. I've tried dropping hints by asking awkward religious questions but she always uses her knowledge of the religion to answer them fs
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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25 Feb 2004, 18:49
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Gone
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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I know asking for advice on GD is like asking a to be buggered in a gay bar, but i may as well give it a shot.
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Buy a beard and join The Socialist Workers Party.
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25 Feb 2004, 18:52
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Mushroom
Oh and telling her isn't *really* an option because i don't want to offend her, which i'm pretty sure telling her straight off would do. I've tried dropping hints by asking awkward religious questions but she always uses her knowledge of the religion to answer them fs
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Say that although you respect her religion and its moral code, you do not feel comfortable operating under the system of faith that the religion requires, although you still obey the morality of the state, and the atheistic* morality that she lives by.
*as in not theistic.
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25 Feb 2004, 18:52
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Buy a beard and join The Socialist Workers Party.
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There should be a Socialist Loafer's Party - Russia had one to start with
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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25 Feb 2004, 18:53
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Say that although you respect her religion and its moral code, you do not feel comfortable operating under the system of faith that the religion requires, although you still obey the morality of the state, and the atheistic* morality that she lives by.
*as in not theistic.
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That's probably as gentle as it will get. I'll try and find a good time to give it a shot...
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25 Feb 2004, 18:54
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Mushroom
There should be a Socialist Loafer's Party - Russia had one to start with
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Grow a beard and work for warburton's.
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25 Feb 2004, 18:55
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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That's probably as gentle as it will get. I'll try and find a good time to give it a shot...
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Follow it up by telling her you got your jewish girlfriend pregnant whilst watching The Exorcist and swearing.
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25 Feb 2004, 18:55
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Gone
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Mushroom
There should be a Socialist Loafer's Party
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Same bloody thing.
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25 Feb 2004, 22:25
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Joseph Smith shouldn't have added the 2nd M. It would have worked much better without it.
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had you ever visited salt lake city, you would be begging to convert to mormonism.
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25 Feb 2004, 22:30
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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had you ever visited salt lake city, you would be begging to convert to mormonism.
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Any particular reason?
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25 Feb 2004, 22:31
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Gone
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Any particular reason?
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They have wide streets and fourteen wives.
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25 Feb 2004, 22:34
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
They have wide streets
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Homosexual implications eh?
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25 Feb 2004, 22:45
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Gone
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Homosexual implications eh?
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"Thou shalt build thy roads wide, to allow smooth passage for the people." - Brigham Young.
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25 Feb 2004, 23:05
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Any particular reason?
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they have all the good looking women folk there. seriously. all the mormon chicks are all hot blondes.
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25 Feb 2004, 23:12
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Not the ones I have seen on the news wanting to practice polygamy.
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26 Feb 2004, 00:11
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Intrepid00
Not the ones I have seen on the news wanting to practice polygamy.
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Of course. The ugly ones can only aspire to a fraction of a husband.
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26 Feb 2004, 03:38
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
...Noam Chomsky, me, Jesus, Spinoza, Stephen Jay Gould...
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Jay Leno, Ariel Sharon, Krusty the Klown, me, Chucky from Rugrats...
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26 Feb 2004, 05:28
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Jew ( P ) Pronunciation Key (j) n.
1) An adherent of Judaism as a religion or culture.
2) A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
3) A native or inhabitant of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
Ju·da·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jd-zm)
n.
1) The monotheistic religion of the Jews, tracing its origins to Abraham and having its spiritual and ethical principles embodied chiefly in the Hebrew Scriptures and the Talmud.
2) Conformity to the traditional ceremonies and rites of the Jewish religion.
3) The cultural, religious, and social practices and beliefs of the Jews.
4) The Jews considered as a people or community.
Are those of you who call yourselves "jews" actually believers in judaism? If not, please stop calling yourselves jews. If you want to describe yourselves ethinically you lot are "semite", or if you decide to be wise ****s - then whatever you come up. The "jewish" part is religion based. If it wasn't.... then are "arabs" living in israel "jews"? I think not...
Thats like me calling myself a protestant, just because im "white", when im actually an atheist.
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26 Feb 2004, 11:50
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Well done Zar.
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26 Feb 2004, 14:34
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Your going to hell Johnny
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26 Feb 2004, 14:40
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Oh and if you dont like the idea of not fasting or following specific religious or spiritual ideas then why the hell are you doing them?
Just dont bother.
That way you wont have to come on here and lambast a group of people because YOU dont particularly like having to not eat meat.EAT MEAT SO FS and shut up complaining.No-ones forcing you to do it. They still sell meat in the shops.Its not like there's an embargo just on Ash Wednsday.
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26 Feb 2004, 14:47
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Oh and if you dont like the idea of not fasting or following specific religious or spiritual ideas then why the hell are you doing them?
Just dont bother.
That way you wont have to come on here and lambast a group of people because YOU dont particularly like having to not eat meat.EAT MEAT SO FS and shut up complaining.No-ones forcing you to do it. They still sell meat in the shops.Its not like there's an embargo just on Ash Wednsday.
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He's explained that it's because he doesn't cook the meal
Reading is good dude.
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26 Feb 2004, 15:07
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
My point is why the hell doesnt he do something about it instead of coming on here and whining like a little bitch
The fact that he doesnt cook the meal means nothing,someone else then decides whatever is to be cooked so he could just as easily complain about them making lamb instead of beef.
OR GET THEM TO DO MEAT FOR YOU. OR GO OUT. OR DO IT YOURSELF.
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reading is good dude
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Agreed,now re-read my original complaint and there is nothing in there that can be derailed by the fact that he wasn't cooking the meal.He's just a whiney pussy.
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26 Feb 2004, 15:09
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Dude it's a ****ing thread designed for amusement and discussion. I'm not actually a catholic. Eating fish doesn't actually bother me, in fact I quite like it. Please to be buying a ladder in order to get over yourself.
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26 Feb 2004, 15:16
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Yes and those were my posts designed for amusement. My own personal amusement ofc.
Im just simply pointing out the "whiney nob-end" phase this board seems to be going through where they complain about things they can change but prefer to sit and bitch instead.
If you so (apparently) viciously attack a religion's customs then deride someone for equaly viciously deriding you then you sir are a hippocrite and a nob.
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26 Feb 2004, 15:17
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Get bent.
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26 Feb 2004, 15:25
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
Bite me
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26 Feb 2004, 16:04
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
u r
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26 Feb 2004, 17:13
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Im just simply pointing out the "whiney nob-end" phase this board seems to be going through where they complain about things they can change but prefer to sit and bitch instead.
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I haven't noticed that
Perhaps you read GD more than I do, though.
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26 Feb 2004, 17:33
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Old McManus had a farm, E, I, E, I, O. And on that farm he shot some guys, bada bing, bada bing bang boom
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Oswald was a fag.
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26 Feb 2004, 17:34
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
I think, on some level at least, we all hate catholicism.
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26 Feb 2004, 17:37
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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I think, on some level at least, we all hate catholicism.
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It's one of the only religions that can be disproved by empiricism.
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26 Feb 2004, 18:58
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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they have all the good looking women folk there. seriously. all the mormon chicks are all hot blondes.
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Who just happen to have sex with their cousings. Not a big deal
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26 Feb 2004, 19:00
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Who just happen to gave sex with their cousings. Not a big deal
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humm, sounds intersting...
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26 Feb 2004, 19:15
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
catholicism is evil
makes me glad to be an atheist
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26 Feb 2004, 19:17
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
If everyone was atheist there wouldnt be Christmas!
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26 Feb 2004, 20:03
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
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27 Feb 2004, 15:07
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Tonight I'm going to have to eat ****ing fish because some ****ing idiot two thousand years ago told some other equally cretinous little shits that he'd just spent forty days wandering in the desert with no food and water (?) and they were stupid enough to believe him but unfortunately intelligent enough to convince a lot of fairly moronic individuals (christ but people were stupid back then) that he actually did all this stuff and not only that but he rose from the dead after three days (why wait three days, difficult to get your baggage past customs eh?) and was in fact the son of god.
AND I HATE ****ING FISH.
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I think religion is great.
Everyone should have an imaginary friend.
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27 Feb 2004, 15:27
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Re: Why I hate Catholicism
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Originally Posted by Perle
I think religion is great.
Everyone should have an imaginary friend.
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hey whyd u qit?
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