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1 Jan 2004, 15:41
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Problem
Sky is on Five.
Sky is in my bedroom.
I'm hungover from new years partying.
Dad was watching it last night.
Buttons on front of Sky box do not work.
Cat has just urinated on remote control.
Am I resigned to watching some wank programme about the D-Day Invasions?
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1 Jan 2004, 15:45
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Re: Problem
i hope so.
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1 Jan 2004, 15:47
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Problem
Watch something that isn't sky?
(BBC, ITV etc)
Or how about this for a groundbreaking idea;
DON'T WATCH TV!
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1 Jan 2004, 15:47
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
Posts: 1,471
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Re: Problem
*another* programme about the D-Day invasions?
For all the things that Hitler did, he certainly ensured he'd be on the telly almost daily for the next century...
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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1 Jan 2004, 15:54
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: Problem
TV does not have channels tuned, everything comes in through Sky.
Also, no TV is not an option.
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1 Jan 2004, 15:59
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First Disciple of Aldur
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: The Vale of Aldur
Posts: 1,470
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Re: Problem
Now is the time for you to learn how to tune your tv.
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Yeah.
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1 Jan 2004, 16:02
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: Problem
Throw your shoe at the tv. Guaranteed entertainment if your parents are in the house.
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1 Jan 2004, 16:08
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Problem
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
Sky is in my bedroom.
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That girl has no morals whatsoever. None.
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1 Jan 2004, 18:05
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: Problem
Jealous MM?
It's only an hours drive for you, she's still here ;-)
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1 Jan 2004, 18:44
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Problem
I ain't got no car, foo!
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1 Jan 2004, 18:57
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: Problem
your both in newcastle arent you?
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1 Jan 2004, 19:00
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Problem
I am. Can't speak for Mr Panty-Stain.
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1 Jan 2004, 19:07
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: Problem
Panty Stain is too.
So you've managed to escape the fogs of Teeside have you Manson?
Lo RR, long time etc...!
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1 Jan 2004, 19:10
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Problem
I've been generally living in Newcastle now for about a year, you inattentive burk.
Now post that Russian whore to me via special delivery and let's be done with all this.
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1 Jan 2004, 19:13
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: Problem
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR NEARLY A YEAR DAGNAMMIT!
I shall mail her when I have had my wicked way a few more times.
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1 Jan 2004, 19:38
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: Problem
are we ever going to get around to going for that drink now that you seem to be back skiddy
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1 Jan 2004, 19:50
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: Problem
tomorrow
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1 Jan 2004, 19:54
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
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Re: Problem
discovery channel at 5am when you're (semi) drunk rawks.
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