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14 Dec 2003, 01:04
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The Bad Guy
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Finding The Perfect Revenge
Ok, heres the story.
I've been 'doing' a bird for a while, basically just using her for sex, shes been doing the same to me. But, she has feelings for me and stuff, although it was made clear from the start, I dont do relationships.
Now, while I've been 'doing' said bird, I've found out shes been 'doing' somebody else, who is a friend of a friend, and, to be honest, a complete prick.
Now, the wind up for him is already in place for the guy, hes about half my size and everybody has told him I'm really pissed off, have shown up down the pub with a kosh etc, looking for him. Not that I am actually bothered, or I would, its just something you must 'do'.
But, how do I get the bint back for thinking she could get one over on me? The shagging her friend thing is an option I'm looking into, as I know one of her friends likes me, and is fking hot, but, I need something more evil, heh.
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14 Dec 2003, 01:08
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
you vindictive soandso you
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14 Dec 2003, 01:09
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
i prefer the phrase 'through-teeth liar' meself
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14 Dec 2003, 01:20
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Godfather
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
tell her you have an STD and she needs to goto the doctor pronto.
problem solved :-)
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14 Dec 2003, 01:55
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Gone
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Shag her Brother.
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14 Dec 2003, 02:15
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Wait.
She told you she had feelings, and you said you had no feelings involved, you just wanted sex?
And you get pissed off when she goes somewhere else for affection?
Best way to get her back would be to shoot yourself in the FACE.
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14 Dec 2003, 02:24
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
that would benefit her tomkat
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14 Dec 2003, 02:27
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Banned
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Look up 'Cleveland Steamer'.
Anyway, you just wanted to have sex with her on a regualr basis, AND you didn't want her to shag anyone else. And you don't do relationships? :confused:
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14 Dec 2003, 02:47
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Clerk
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Best way to get her back would be to shoot yourself in the FACE.
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Agreed. Even by the already low standards of relationships in general - this is utter madness.
You just said you don't care about her. Who cares whose she shagging? Are you just doing this because society thinks you should care?
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14 Dec 2003, 02:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Hey Rids
Howabout making out that what she wants , a relationship , is a real possibility. Give her the impression that you want to make a go of things, and arrange a romantic meal. Tell her the time and the location , book the restaurant etc etc.
Then
Not only do you not show up, but at that time when youre supposed to be meeting her , turn your phone off and show up at the hot friends house and do her instead.
If she complains, tell her shes dumped. Its not like either of you has a commitment to the other.
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14 Dec 2003, 03:01
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Registered User
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Agreed. Even by the already low standards of relationships in general - this is utter madness.
You just said you don't care about her. Who cares whose she shagging? Are you just doing this because society thinks you should care?
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youre just bitter because you arent a real man
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14 Dec 2003, 03:03
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Clerk
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
youre just bitter because you arent a real man
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I guess you're right. I just let people "get one over on me" too often. I need ninja karate lessons so I won't be such a pussy.
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14 Dec 2003, 12:50
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Agreed. Even by the already low standards of relationships in general - this is utter madness.
You just said you don't care about her. Who cares whose she shagging? Are you just doing this because society thinks you should care?
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You misunderstand me.
I really dont care about her.
But, I have my pride to worry about, if she wants to shag 'tall, white and skinny' behind my back, thats her life, but the problem she has is, she thought you could get one over on me. She thought she could be fking him, while complaining to me all the time about a lack of sex, etc. No bird, ever, gets away with that shit.
Also, as a side note, when I'm shagging a bird, I want to be the only one she is shagging.
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14 Dec 2003, 12:53
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Rids
Also, as a side note, when I'm shagging a bird, I want to be the only one she is shagging.
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with no relationships happening? You, sir, are shit.
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14 Dec 2003, 12:55
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
No, just if I do decide to go down on a bird, I dont want to go face deep in somebody elses cum.
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14 Dec 2003, 13:02
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Miles Teg
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
I think Rids hates us all equally.
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14 Dec 2003, 13:05
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share the <3
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Rids why do you hate so much?
why rids, why?
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14 Dec 2003, 13:12
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Banned
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
I think that because you are so bothered about her "being" with someone else - who you indirectly know is just going to show you harbour some primeval feeling of protetion towards her, it's these kind of feelings that are built upon to form relationships. Since you are unaware of this It would suggest you have some kind of "issue" with women, whereby you have to assert your "dominance" over them by not forming emotional ties.
Get it sorted.
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14 Dec 2003, 13:21
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Work_Child
I think that because you are so bothered about her "being" with someone else - who you indirectly know is just going to show you harbour some primeval feeling of protetion towards her, it's these kind of feelings that are built upon to form relationships. Since you are unaware of this It would suggest you have some kind of "issue" with women, whereby you have to assert your "dominance" over them by not forming emotional ties.
Get it sorted.
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....Bollocks
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14 Dec 2003, 13:25
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Clerk
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Rids
No, just if I do decide to go down on a bird, I dont want to go face deep in somebody elses cum.
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One would hope that any bird you shag washes so I doubt that'll be an issue. If it's metaphorical cum that your face is in then surely you can only screw virgins? Is it OK if someone screwed someone last week (and then broke up with them)?
What is the statute of limitation on physical disgust?
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14 Dec 2003, 13:53
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Basically, shagging somebody in the morning, then coming to meet me in the evening, is not ok. Its very not ok.
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14 Dec 2003, 14:02
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
hehehe rids got pwned
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14 Dec 2003, 14:12
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Miles Teg
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Nusselt
Rids why do you hate so much?
why rids, why?
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14 Dec 2003, 16:20
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Gone
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
That boy needs therapy.
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14 Dec 2003, 16:21
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Wankoverable
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Therapy?
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14 Dec 2003, 16:53
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
yeah like that story is true, i've seen pictures of you sonny jim, no half good looking lass would prod you with a stick let alone let your fat greasy mitts all over them
edit: what happened to that awesome photo of Rids on that pa netgamers gallery page where he has got the gay greasy quiffo hair and the lovely black shirt with white collar and cuffs?
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14 Dec 2003, 17:04
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Gone
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Flayer
Therapy?
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That boy needs therapy.
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14 Dec 2003, 17:06
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
I can see where Rids is coming from
Unintentional pun lolz
No really, I actually do!
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14 Dec 2003, 21:07
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
That boy needs therapy.
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PURELY PSYCHOSOMATIC!
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14 Dec 2003, 21:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
LIE DOWN ON THE COUCH!
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14 Dec 2003, 21:14
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
you didnt want a relationship. It istn like if the other bloke is cheating on you.
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14 Dec 2003, 21:16
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
rids is a nob
lol i'm getting laid
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14 Dec 2003, 21:17
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Annoying Robot Thing
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
PSYCHOSOMATIC ADDICT INSANE!
just thought id have to add that cos it popped into my head after reading Kuras post
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14 Dec 2003, 21:31
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
So it begins, the tart doesnt know I know, apparently.
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14 Dec 2003, 21:32
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Guy next door
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
I don't understand you both seem to be the perfect couple
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14 Dec 2003, 21:33
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Sub
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Who cares? You've just made yourself look like a complete ****.
You get jealous when a girl you're using for sex has sex with another person, when you've said that you aren't exclusive and that you dont want a relationship.
Get over yourself faggot.
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14 Dec 2003, 21:35
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Originally Posted by Super
Who cares? You've just made yourself look like a complete ****.
You get jealous when a girl you're using for sex has sex with another person, when you've said that you aren't exclusive and that you dont want a relationship.
Get over yourself faggot.
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Arent we an angry young man.
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14 Dec 2003, 21:36
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
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Arent we an angry young man.
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That's Deffeh, duder.
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14 Dec 2003, 21:39
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Deffeh gos way beyond angry.
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15 Dec 2003, 12:30
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Gone
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Nothing is more ridiculous than The GD board in one of it's occasional bouts of morality.
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15 Dec 2003, 12:32
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Finding The Perfect Revenge
Hey little boy, would you like to know
what's in my pocket or not
It's no ploy, it's no gimmick,
It's the chance of a lifetime to see
something that's never seen by mere mortals
Except me
And myself
And sweet I, so what do you say?
Would you like to play 20 questions with me?
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