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8 Jan 2004, 04:37
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ass-wiping tecnique
hi al,
i was hoping u could suggest a good method of wiping ur ass after u take a shit. i always end up with shit stains on my underwear and sometimes left on my hole. k thx
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8 Jan 2004, 04:40
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
using toilet paper instead of your underwear to wipe your arse is usually a good start
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8 Jan 2004, 05:08
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
well another advance would be to fold a few feet of TP and place it amongst your bottocks. that way you dont stain your underpants (if appliable) and your farts wont sound.
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8 Jan 2004, 05:12
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
I like to use toilet-paper, when momma can afford some.
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8 Jan 2004, 05:13
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 5,900
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
Quote:
Originally Posted by digital-funk
hi al,
i was hoping u could suggest a good method of wiping ur ass after u take a shit. i always end up with shit stains on my underwear and sometimes left on my hole. k thx
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Could you place your soiled underwear on your keyboard please?
I've got a feeling it will make a more intelligent post than you ever could.
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8 Jan 2004, 05:28
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snurx
I like to use toilet-paper, when momma can afford some.
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When i dont have it, i use the phone list. Its not great, but a lot cheaper.
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8 Jan 2004, 07:38
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This is bat country
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,693
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
shave
and voilą
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8 Jan 2004, 08:13
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,271
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
This Has Been Done Before And Before And Before And Has Lost All Potential For Comedy Or Serious Conversation Value.
If I See One More Ass Wiping Thread On The Internet I Shall Nob You All.
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<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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8 Jan 2004, 12:38
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-=Murderous Plush Toy=-
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 971
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
Quote:
Originally Posted by lokken
using toilet paper instead of your underwear to wipe your arse is usually a good start
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8 Jan 2004, 15:27
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
lol gd 1 m8
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8 Jan 2004, 16:34
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
I don't have an ass. I sold it for some beans
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8 Jan 2004, 16:36
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
It had gotten old and wasn't able to pull much any more.
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8 Jan 2004, 16:42
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
I imagine how much pulling it did
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Short-listed for the imaginary Post of the Day Award. Give that man a cigar (the choice of orifice is entirely yours)
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8 Jan 2004, 16:44
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
this is a shitty thread
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8 Jan 2004, 17:47
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Exeter
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
lol it has shit wiped all over it
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8 Jan 2004, 17:48
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
God knows what made me decide not to close this when he posted it.
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