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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 12:30   #201
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

I guess the Taliban Olympic team got here on time then.
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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 12:35   #202
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Exclamation Re: London Bombing jokes.

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I merely just followed your example, and your geek peers.
You use this forum just as much, if not more than many of the people here.

'Pot', 'kettle', 'black.'

In fact, no-one here actually likes you, so why you keep returning is anyone's guess. At least all my "geek peers", as you call them, actually manage to foster some level of regard amongst the other "geeks".

Which you have totally failed to inspire in every single person you've come into contact with on these boards. Even the people on PD apparently don't like you, if the posts I viewed the other day on there are anything to go by. You don't contribute anything worthwhile, either in terms of humour or serious posts, or anything in between.

Which was kinda why I said earlier that it was ironic that you were lecturing us on our supposed social problems. The fact that you can assert your own superiority over us is frankly astonishing in light of how totally socially inept your conduct on here has been.


So why do you keep posting if we're all such contemptible geeks?


Actually, here's a thought:


Why don't you just go away and never come back!
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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 12:54   #203
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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You use this forum just as much, if not more than many of the people here.

'Pot', 'kettle', 'black.'
I used your method and allowed myself to become narrow minded and only reply to what I think I can counter efficiently. Firstly, yoy contradict yourself, most would consider me an outcast, so therefore I'm not a part of your peer group, just a guy that makes fun of it unsuccessfully due to lack of numbers.. (Its only me going against the "grain") But i still carry on in my losing phlight for the simple fact that I have "effect".

Secondly, you have researched my behavior and reactions to me in other forums sections besides GD. You love me. Or hate me. Sadly, hate is stronger than love, but in summary, you have feelings for me. I can see that you are getting frustrated. And we ALL know what you like to do to me when you get frustrated and feel as if, you haven't shitted on me effectively to the point to where I bowdown to you and you "admin"*. SO therefore I retract anything that stings your coochie and ask that if you have anything further to say please pm me on irc #forums.
I'm there all week. Anything further is solely for your benifit and ego.

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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 13:19   #204
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Firstly, yoy contradict yourself, most would consider me an outcast,
Stop dodging the issue. You're not anything so grand as an 'outcast'; you're just not liked by anyone on here. You should examine why this is so.

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so therefore I'm not a part of your peer group,
Peer groups have nothing to do with it; you keep refering to us as if our 'geekiness' is hugely disproportionate to yours. This is one of the reasons no-one likes you.

You use these forums a moderate amount, and you play the game, do you not?

As I said, pot kettle, black. Stop pretending that you have some natural superiorty to the people here when your patently do not.

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for the simple fact that I have "effect".
You don't have an 'effect.' You are utterly peripheral to the life of this board. You are not important.

You're flattering yourself.

And back to my point above; if you think that the prolonged irritation of a small number of people who use an internet forum is a worthy pursuit, then good god, I pity your social retardation.

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You love me. Or hate me.
I'm amused that these are the only two options avaliable. It shows how you horribly overrate your own importance.

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you have feelings for me.
Really, you're not my type.

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I can see that you are getting frustrated.
Sweetie, I'm not frustrated. I'm amused. Greatly. My smile grows the more I read your post.

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And we ALL know what you like to do to me when you get frustrated and feel as if, you haven't shitted on me effectively to the point to where I bowdown to you and you "admin"*.
I'm sorry, is the 'Ban Users' section of the mod control panel not working?

Where did you get the impression that I was frustrated by your prescence to the point where I was rendered incapable?

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ask that if you have anything further to say please pm me on irc #forums.
A tempting offer, but I must decline.

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* The splat above represents me talking to you face to face. The splat down here represents you talking to my nutz.
Oh-kay.
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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 13:28   #205
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 13:33   #206
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Oh, btw, didn't your planet come in second or third about a round or so ago, Chika?

It's that phrase again.

'Pot', 'kettle', 'black.'
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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 14:14   #207
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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 15:15   #208
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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As a person not hanging on irc, not having met any of these guys here and not posting very often.

You really are shit.

Seriously.

Your posts are barely coherent, and the few times the meaning comes across, you sound like a self-important stark raving mad lunatic. You never contribute anything to a thread besides derailing it with some uninteresting rant.

Really.. only god knows why I don't have you ignore. [edit: I do now.. yay]
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

If you want to piss Chika off, pos rep him. When his little red blobs begin to disappear he will become confused.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

This thread has delivered.
The posts by the non-GD regulars have made me laugh the most.
Does planetarion remove your ability to form English sentences?
I love the fact they think we're laughing at the dead and not trying to get over it via humour.

I now need go and pos rep whoever posted the 'ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT MOTHER****ER?' image.
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Unread 9 Jul 2005, 21:58   #211
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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I think its stupid how people try to pretend they are making jokes and laughing because otherwise the "terrorists will have won", when the real reason is probably because they are selfish cun.ts who dont really care about other people dying unless they happen to know them.
if we start caring about other people dying then the terrorists have already won

This isn't my thread, it isn't my country, and so I couldn't say if this thread is 'appropriate'

But I don't think the families of the dead 'own' the attack.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Seriously, we should be thanking whoever did this for providing such high quality punch-lines.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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These bombings are like London buses anyway.

You wait ages for one to arrive, then four come along at once.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

On July 7th 2005 Tube and Buse fares went up dramatically, travelling in zone 1 now costs an arm and a leg.
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Unread 11 Jul 2005, 13:23   #216
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

On the news today they were going on about passenger fears about the safety of the underground.

They were saying that passenger numbers were *slightly* down on normal since last Thursday.

"Yeah 37 or so people fewer" was subvocalised but not menioned.



[/just sharing my experience of watching the news]
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

A little warning (that I'm sure isn't needed) that this sort of thing doesn't go so well outside GD.

Yesterday, family lunch, I see the "sunday joint" is just a big blob of meat. I said "That looks like something that flew off that bus in London".

They looked at me like I planted the ****ing bomb.
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A little warning (that I'm sure isn't needed) that this sort of thing doesn't go so well outside GD.

Yesterday, family lunch, I see the "sunday joint" is just a big blob of meat. I said "That looks something that flew off that bus in London".

They looked at me like I planted the ****ing bomb.
rofl.

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Re: London Bombing jokes.

btw this thread is the number #1 google result for london bombing jokes

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fck me if we're going to be google famous im selling myself

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=186305

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Just over two weeks ago I finished my final exams for my MPhys course, and yesterday a piece of paper went up outside the exam schools to tell me that I have a shiny first.

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A little warning (that I'm sure isn't needed) that this sort of thing doesn't go so well outside GD.

Yesterday, family lunch, I see the "sunday joint" is just a big blob of meat. I said "That looks like something that flew off that bus in London".

They looked at me like I planted the ****ing bomb.
I've been slated on another forum for passing on Stew's "Boom Boom" joke.
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people outside GD in 'not getting GD jokes' shocker.
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I'm sure GD isn't the only place where it is acceptable to be semi-controversial.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

reports just in, the muslims are expected to win the high jump in london 2012. They just cleared the top of a double decker.

some1 just told me that, thought it was appropriate for this thread<3
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Whats the difference between londoners and smarties?
Smarties don't melt in the tube.

Heard this earlier. It's not very good or accurate though.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Members of the Christian Right have come out against the bombings in London. They are very upset at the idea of blow jobs on public transit.
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That was one of the few jokes from this thread that my mother liked. Though that may have been more to do with the fact she didn't feel so bad about laughing at them by yesterday and I told most on the day of the attack.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Two Arab women were talking about their families and showing photos.

Woman one pointed to one of the photos and asked to other woman who that was.

She replied that it was her son Mohammed who was a martyr in a suicide bombing.

The first woman pointed at another photo and asked who that was.

The second woman replied that it was her son Mustafa who was also a martyr for Allah.

The first woman expressed her sorrow and pointed at a third picture. "Who is this," she asked.

"That is my youngest son Abdul, he too died a martyr's death in a suicide bombing."

The first woman shook her head and sighed, "It's a shame they seem to blow up so fast these days."
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btw this thread is the number #1 google result for london bombing jokes

hurrah?
#2 as well. \0/
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Two Arab women were talking about their families and showing photos.

Woman one pointed to one of the photos and asked to other woman who that was.

She replied that it was her son Mohammed who was a martyr in a suicide bombing.

The first woman pointed at another photo and asked who that was.

The second woman replied that it was her son Mustafa who was also a martyr for Allah.

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"That is my youngest son Abdul, he too died a martyr's death in a suicide bombing."

The first woman shook her head and sighed, "It's a shame they seem to blow up so fast these days."

thats not london related and also, on the side, just shit
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Two Arab women were talking about their families and showing photos.

Woman one pointed to one of the photos and asked to other woman who that was.

She replied that it was her son Mohammed who was a martyr in a suicide bombing.

The first woman pointed at another photo and asked who that was.

The second woman replied that it was her son Mustafa who was also a martyr for Allah.

The first woman expressed her sorrow and pointed at a third picture. "Who is this," she asked.

"That is my youngest son Abdul, he too died a martyr's death in a suicide bombing."

The first woman shook her head and sighed, "It's a shame they seem to blow up so fast these days."


ROFLMAO
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

I guess the biggest problem for British authorities if they come across any bodies is identifying them...I mean dental records will be pretty useless...
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thats not london related and also, on the side, just shit
it made me laugh, and considering im hugely hungover, that's quite an acheivement.
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I guess the biggest problem for British authorities if they come across any bodies is identifying them...I mean dental records will be pretty useless...
is this a joke?
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is this a joke?
I think its playing on the perception of british people as having bad teeth. But it's not the best joke in any case.

So, he's not british, its not funny, and it takes the piss out of the british... hmm
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actually i thought the idea behind it was fairly innovative (bad teeth, no records) but the delivery was rubbish.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

News just in;

Residents of the small but trendy Essex village of Wormingford have today vowed to 'act against' the murders responsible for the London bombings after it heard that a number of essex residents were caught up in thursdays horror blasts.

A spokesperson for Council Of Wormingford's People Against Terrorism said today 'we will bring the fight to the terrorists for what they have done to the people of Essex, we will not rest until we have taken and eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth and a fake luis vitton bag for a fake luis vitton bag.'

A youth from the village also added comment while fighting back the tears saying that it is estimated that 'literally hundreds of pounds of moody designer wear and a suped up MK1 Nova' had been lost in the tragedy.
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I didn't even understand it until it was explained.
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actually i thought the idea behind it was fairly innovative (bad teeth, no records) but the delivery was rubbish.

oh I see (thanks also to deepflow)

indeed, crap delivery.
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poor people from Essex.

I really feel for em, destroying fake fashion is so evil!
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ok when we get the names of the suicide bombers i think we can work it into dda's joke.

I would laugh then.
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actually i thought the idea behind it was fairly innovative (bad teeth, no records) but the delivery was rubbish.
i would think that it would be easiest to identify people with bad teeth by their teeth. someone has a 2 inch incisor pointed in the complete wrong direction, that's pretty obvious shit right there.

maybe something about having trouble identifying because there weren't any dentists in the isles...i dunno. but i'm sure there is the kernel of a good joke in there.
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i question why you felt you needed to make that joke with a gimmick account

a little bit 'rep sensitive' are we?

tut tut tut.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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what?

ffs, why is there a sudden influx of retards here?
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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"Well My Name Is Dave And Im The Man Ok,
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