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Unread 29 Nov 2005, 13:34   #1
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The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles

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1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. I Can't Get Over You,So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over
You
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
25. I Would Have Written You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
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Re: The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles

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Unread 29 Nov 2005, 14:50   #3
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Unread 29 Nov 2005, 14:59   #4
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Re: The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles

It's country, does this really surprise you?


anyway, no matter how bad a title, no country song will ever top achy brakey heart for shear shitness.
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jesus.

Exactly my thought after reading, except I thought 'Jezus christus'.
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Re: The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles

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This is the best one
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Re: The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles

my mums in a country music band eh
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Re: The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles

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This is the best one
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Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life

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