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25 Mar 2003, 15:40
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Star teh mog0r
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: The Black Lagoon
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avril lavigne
mawawa im going to see her live 2moro, there is only one problem, its at brixton...
anyone got any ideas for me to get there and back alive?
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25 Mar 2003, 15:41
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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Take me - people are scared of me 'cos i'm big and ugleh.
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25 Mar 2003, 15:41
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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dont wear any avril lavigne merchandise
deny all knowledge you are going there and say the supporting band is "your mates"
then RUN
RUN!
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25 Mar 2003, 16:00
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Poo in your pants.
I was on a bus yesterday when this horrible little bloke with his misses, started to 'say' something to me. he was pi55ed but telling me that he doesnt come to london often and that he is originally from brixton but now going out to essex or something. he repeated this point several times. I wasnt really interested.
Anyway, we both got off at the same stop when as he staggered ahead of me with his bird I noticed he had sh*t up the crack of his shell suit bottoms.
So, as I said at the start, poo in your pants keeps you safe, it is obviously a sign to other Brixtonites. do it.
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25 Mar 2003, 16:45
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Hmm.
Give me the tickets, plus a plane ticket to the concert and back.
Then, you will be very safe.
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25 Mar 2003, 17:29
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
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Black your face with boot polish, wear a great big wig of dreadlocks, stink like a rotten kipper, swear loudly as you walk down the street, not forgetting to "Jive" as you walk, and you should fit right in.
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25 Mar 2003, 17:53
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m u p p e t
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Whenever Wherever
Posts: 477
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That the Brixton academy or whatever it is?
Not exactly the bad area of Brixton, just don't be stupid, like waving wads of cash everywhere and avoid large gangs of teens/early 20-ish blokes and you'll be fine.
Jeez, you'd think Brixton was famous for riots or something
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25 Mar 2003, 21:24
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Fidel Cakestro
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Heiro's Garden.
Posts: 242
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dont go in the nude.
unless you want to.
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25 Mar 2003, 21:30
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 214
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Avril has now breasts
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25 Mar 2003, 21:59
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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predictable "dont go" response
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25 Mar 2003, 22:18
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Unreregistered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 824
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ditcher
Avril has now breasts
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what are now breasts ?
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25 Mar 2003, 22:29
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 214
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Yes she just got implants. Or it was a typo.
pick which one suits you.
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26 Mar 2003, 01:10
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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I went to see Avril in Brixton this very night.
As for Brixton : Stop being a white middle class pussy. I was standing in the queue behind some people like you "OMG, we're in Brixton we're going to get bum-raped". Twats. Anyway...
The chances of anything happening is miniscule, and anywhere around the Brixton arena will be filled with white alternative types anyway. The biggest danger is being conned by one of the extortionate drink sellers...
Oh, and it rocked, etc. I expect it to be rubbish since little girls generally can't sing well live, but it actually was very good.
I'd arrive early though as the queue was compleltey around the building and then some to get in, I had to wait about 40 mins. If you stand at the front of the audience btw, there's a miniscule chance you could be called up to sing along for "Complicated".
Highlights of the night :
1. Scandalously young, scandalously dressed girls. Making me feel very old and very immoral.
2. Avril cover of Green Day's "Basket Case".
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26 Mar 2003, 01:34
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ditcher
Avril has now breasts
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I read that as, "Avril now has breasts " I'm sure I'm dyslexic. ;/
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26 Mar 2003, 06:32
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
I read that as, "Avril now has breasts " I'm sure I'm dyslexic. ;/
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Strange indeed.
I read the title as Avril Vaginal?
I must be dyslexic as well........hmm..?
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