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22 Jan 2003, 22:06
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Friendly Hitman
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Nicole: The Perfect Woman?
It just sorta dawned on me....Nicole might be the perfect woman! She loves to go out drinking and seeing live bands and crap. She loves video games,...hmmm....wears camoflauge, hmm...what else, oh yeah she spits in public! That's ausome! Also you can have a sexual relationship with her and all she wants is a ride home! None of this 'tell me you love me' harping most women do! She never asks where you were last night, but even if yah told her you were bending one of her friends over, she'd find it amusing!
I cast my vote for Nicole as 'Best Woman, Ever'.
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22 Jan 2003, 22:08
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You could also put her in the 'Most Likely To Be a Man In a Dress' catergory, eep!
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22 Jan 2003, 22:14
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Friendly Hitman
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
You could also put her in the 'Most Likely To Be a Man In a Dress' catergory, eep!
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She has female genitalia according to my sources.....I will advise caution though, thx for the advice!
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22 Jan 2003, 22:14
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NICOLE IS A MAN SHOCKER!!
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22 Jan 2003, 22:19
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
NICOLE IS A MAN SHOCKER!!
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What methods does she use to shock men?
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22 Jan 2003, 22:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
What methods does she use to shock men?
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i would be shocked if
a. she was really a woman
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b. the stuff in the original post
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c. there's not some freakish birth defect coming out of the side of her face to make a and b moot
were all true
but mirai definitely does have to work on his phrasing:\/\/\/\/
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22 Jan 2003, 22:23
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My girlfriend likes manga, films, going out, seeing bands, is intelligent, likes computers (Not RPing) and is incredibly slim. There is actually no fat on her.
She drinks practically no alcohol, though.
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22 Jan 2003, 22:24
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I have it on 'good' authority that she exists.
Though I wasn't invited.
Though in retrospect the sheer distance to be travelled was unimaginable.
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22 Jan 2003, 23:26
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The only girls that seem to fancy me, is the types off girls i would neverevereverneverever date.
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22 Jan 2003, 23:52
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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Who the **** is Nicole?
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22 Jan 2003, 23:59
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Join Date: May 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Who the **** is Nicole?
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Someone who has really bad fashion taste.
Hello Camoflage.
In the Army now!
puuuuhleeeeese
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23 Jan 2003, 00:03
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Mr. Blobby
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Ok. Where should I know this Nicole person from?
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23 Jan 2003, 00:07
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Ok. Where should I know this Nicole person from?
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no where.
she's a made up woman to satisfy KoRnUt's fantasies
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23 Jan 2003, 00:09
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Ok. Where should I know this Nicole person from?
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YOU are not supposed to know any women at all!
I thought you meant what you said back then...was it all a lie, bunnybumper?
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23 Jan 2003, 00:10
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Hello, Nicole
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23 Jan 2003, 00:21
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
YOU are not supposed to know any women at all!
I thought you meant what you said back then...was it all a lie, bunnybumper?
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23 Jan 2003, 06:07
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Friendly Hitman
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After a long shift at work and several hours at the bar, I have decided the only flaw in Nicole is the fact she wastes her time reading these forums
After that discovery, I cannot decide now if she's the perfect woman or just another gorgeous tramp.....
Can we start a poll maybe?
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23 Jan 2003, 08:30
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can we get some actual footage of this mistery woman ?
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23 Jan 2003, 08:35
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you forgot that she LIKES TO DO IT ON THE ROAD!!
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23 Jan 2003, 08:49
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The subject sounds interesting, shame I have no clue who this Nicole is, nor have I seen 'her' genitals. Dunno then.
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23 Jan 2003, 09:39
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Any linkage to a picture of Nicole's foxiness ?
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23 Jan 2003, 14:15
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Friendly Hitman
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
Any linkage to a picture of Nicole's foxiness ?
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Would you like to see her wearing either camoflauge, wearing absolutely nothing, or wearing camoflauge then tearing it all off her body as if it were a bachlor party?
heh, actually if I gave away Nicole's pics I'd be a dead man, no arguments. Dingo's been asking for a certain video for years....can't happen, sorry. She'd seriously remove my genitals with a sharp rusty object, or maybe her fingernails....hmm....
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23 Jan 2003, 14:19
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yah met her sometime last year. she looked and hit like a woman.
Shes a little sweetie really, not at all like she makes out. Coochie coochie coo etc
(ps mr korn do you really like em that short? -Not much offence nic)
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23 Jan 2003, 14:35
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I dont get it :/
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23 Jan 2003, 14:41
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Hes gorgeous etc.
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23 Jan 2003, 15:03
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Friendly Hitman
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
yah met her sometime last year. she looked and hit like a woman.
Shes a little sweetie really, not at all like she makes out. Coochie coochie coo etc
(ps mr korn do you really like em that short? -Not much offence nic)
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I dunno what Nicole's height has to do with much. She's just my best friend and has been for...hmm...wow almost 7 years now, sheesh. I'm getting old.
But yeah she does seem all 'cool' and 'tough' on these forums or IRC heh, funny how she is a sweetie.
Funny she never mentioned you! In 'Nicole: The Book To Understanding Nicole', that sometimes means she's withholding information about a particularly unenjoyeable sexual experience!
Oi! Deerbarn!!!!!!
lol
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23 Jan 2003, 15:06
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
My girlfriend likes manga, films, going out, seeing bands, is intelligent, likes computers (Not RPing) and is incredibly slim. There is actually no fat on her.
She drinks practically no alcohol, though.
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is she blind? to be going out with u she must be chr chr
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23 Jan 2003, 15:09
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Nightsinning, deserveeeeees a quieeeet niiiiiiight
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23 Jan 2003, 17:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by KoRnNut
I dunno what Nicole's height has to do with much. She's just my best friend and has been for...hmm...wow almost 7 years now, sheesh. I'm getting old.
But yeah she does seem all 'cool' and 'tough' on these forums or IRC heh, funny how she is a sweetie.
Funny she never mentioned you! In 'Nicole: The Book To Understanding Nicole', that sometimes means she's withholding information about a particularly unenjoyeable sexual experience!
Oi! Deerbarn!!!!!!
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24 Jan 2003, 17:39
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Friendly Hitman
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
moaned like a banshee
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Dude, I just talked to her on the phone. She said you were 12.
:/
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24 Jan 2003, 17:41
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24 Jan 2003, 19:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
yah met her sometime last year. she looked and hit like a woman.
Shes a little sweetie really, not at all like she makes out. Coochie coochie coo etc
(ps mr korn do you really like em that short? -Not much offence nic)
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You stupid bitch, I'm 5'6 that's above average height.
And as to my being a woman, please refer to Dace's first rule of the internet.
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24 Jan 2003, 19:58
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Quote:
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You stupid bitch, I'm 5'6 that's above average height.
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About 3' taller than kura lolz
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24 Jan 2003, 22:00
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Friendly Hitman
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Nicole's mad at me for making a thread that challenges players to decided whether she is the perfect woman, or just another gorgeous tramp!
Now I can't come visit her college this weekend....baaaaaaahhhhh, woe is me!@
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24 Jan 2003, 22:20
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Quote:
Originally posted by KoRnNut
Nicole's mad at me for making a thread that challenges players to decided whether she is the perfect woman, or just another gorgeous tramp!
Now I can't come visit her college this weekend....baaaaaaahhhhh, woe is me!@
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You shoulda known better. :P She's awful touchy about these threads...she hasn't asked me to close it though, SO IT SHALL REMAIN OPEN UNTIL SOMEONE DECIDES TO BE SEMI-SOCIABLE.
oh and everyone knows she's 600 lbs and hairy.
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25 Jan 2003, 01:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
You stupid bitch, I'm 5'6 that's above average height.
And as to my being a woman, please refer to Dace's first rule of the internet.
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Im so sure you were 5'4 it hurts, maybe we met the wrong people
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25 Jan 2003, 01:37
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Re: Nicole: The Perfect Woman?
No.
She is a deserter :(
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25 Jan 2003, 05:11
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27 Jan 2003, 07:36
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Re: Re: Nicole: The Perfect Woman?
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No.
She is a deserter
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Actually, she is dessert. Well she was for me anyways this weekend.
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27 Jan 2003, 10:45
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Re: Re: Re: Nicole: The Perfect Woman?
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Actually, she is dessert. Well she was for me anyways this weekend.
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bragging on the internet about some cheap shag, congratulations, hope your girl loves you for it hah !
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27 Jan 2003, 21:57
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Nicole: The Perfect Woman?
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bragging on the internet about some cheap shag, congratulations, hope your girl loves you for it hah !
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Wasn't bragging but pointing out that she is not a deserter, but instead is dessert. I think she really needs to come back for R9. I'll get Aryn to help me beg her to play!
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