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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:06   #1
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Nicole: The Perfect Woman?

It just sorta dawned on me....Nicole might be the perfect woman! She loves to go out drinking and seeing live bands and crap. She loves video games,...hmmm....wears camoflauge, hmm...what else, oh yeah she spits in public! That's ausome! Also you can have a sexual relationship with her and all she wants is a ride home! None of this 'tell me you love me' harping most women do! She never asks where you were last night, but even if yah told her you were bending one of her friends over, she'd find it amusing!

I cast my vote for Nicole as 'Best Woman, Ever'.

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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:08   #2
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You could also put her in the 'Most Likely To Be a Man In a Dress' catergory, eep!


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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:14   #3
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You could also put her in the 'Most Likely To Be a Man In a Dress' catergory, eep!


She has female genitalia according to my sources.....I will advise caution though, thx for the advice!
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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:14   #4
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NICOLE IS A MAN SHOCKER!!
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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:19   #5
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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:22   #6
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i would be shocked if
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were all true

but mirai definitely does have to work on his phrasing:\/\/\/\/
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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 22:23   #7
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I have it on 'good' authority that she exists.

Though I wasn't invited.

Though in retrospect the sheer distance to be travelled was unimaginable.
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Unread 22 Jan 2003, 23:26   #9
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The only girls that seem to fancy me, is the types off girls i would neverevereverneverever date.

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Who the **** is Nicole?
Someone who has really bad fashion taste.

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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 00:03   #12
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Ok. Where should I know this Nicole person from?
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Ok. Where should I know this Nicole person from?
no where.

she's a made up woman to satisfy KoRnUt's fantasies
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Ok. Where should I know this Nicole person from?
YOU are not supposed to know any women at all!

I thought you meant what you said back then...was it all a lie, bunnybumper?
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I thought you meant what you said back then...was it all a lie, bunnybumper?
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 06:07   #17
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After a long shift at work and several hours at the bar, I have decided the only flaw in Nicole is the fact she wastes her time reading these forums

After that discovery, I cannot decide now if she's the perfect woman or just another gorgeous tramp.....

Can we start a poll maybe?
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 08:30   #18
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can we get some actual footage of this mistery woman ?
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you forgot that she LIKES TO DO IT ON THE ROAD!!
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The subject sounds interesting, shame I have no clue who this Nicole is, nor have I seen 'her' genitals. Dunno then.
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Unread 23 Jan 2003, 09:39   #21
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Any linkage to a picture of Nicole's foxiness ?
Would you like to see her wearing either camoflauge, wearing absolutely nothing, or wearing camoflauge then tearing it all off her body as if it were a bachlor party?

heh, actually if I gave away Nicole's pics I'd be a dead man, no arguments. Dingo's been asking for a certain video for years....can't happen, sorry. She'd seriously remove my genitals with a sharp rusty object, or maybe her fingernails....hmm....

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yah met her sometime last year. she looked and hit like a woman.

Shes a little sweetie really, not at all like she makes out. Coochie coochie coo etc

(ps mr korn do you really like em that short? -Not much offence nic)
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yah met her sometime last year. she looked and hit like a woman.

Shes a little sweetie really, not at all like she makes out. Coochie coochie coo etc

(ps mr korn do you really like em that short? -Not much offence nic)
I dunno what Nicole's height has to do with much. She's just my best friend and has been for...hmm...wow almost 7 years now, sheesh. I'm getting old.

But yeah she does seem all 'cool' and 'tough' on these forums or IRC heh, funny how she is a sweetie.

Funny she never mentioned you! In 'Nicole: The Book To Understanding Nicole', that sometimes means she's withholding information about a particularly unenjoyeable sexual experience!

Oi! Deerbarn!!!!!!

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My girlfriend likes manga, films, going out, seeing bands, is intelligent, likes computers (Not RPing) and is incredibly slim. There is actually no fat on her.

She drinks practically no alcohol, though.
is she blind? to be going out with u she must be chr chr
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I dunno what Nicole's height has to do with much. She's just my best friend and has been for...hmm...wow almost 7 years now, sheesh. I'm getting old.

But yeah she does seem all 'cool' and 'tough' on these forums or IRC heh, funny how she is a sweetie.

Funny she never mentioned you! In 'Nicole: The Book To Understanding Nicole', that sometimes means she's withholding information about a particularly unenjoyeable sexual experience!

Oi! Deerbarn!!!!!!

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yah met her sometime last year. she looked and hit like a woman.

Shes a little sweetie really, not at all like she makes out. Coochie coochie coo etc

(ps mr korn do you really like em that short? -Not much offence nic)

You stupid bitch, I'm 5'6 that's above average height.

And as to my being a woman, please refer to Dace's first rule of the internet.
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You stupid bitch, I'm 5'6 that's above average height.
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Nicole's mad at me for making a thread that challenges players to decided whether she is the perfect woman, or just another gorgeous tramp!

Now I can't come visit her college this weekend....baaaaaaahhhhh, woe is me!@

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Nicole's mad at me for making a thread that challenges players to decided whether she is the perfect woman, or just another gorgeous tramp!

Now I can't come visit her college this weekend....baaaaaaahhhhh, woe is me!@

You shoulda known better. :P She's awful touchy about these threads...she hasn't asked me to close it though, SO IT SHALL REMAIN OPEN UNTIL SOMEONE DECIDES TO BE SEMI-SOCIABLE.

oh and everyone knows she's 600 lbs and hairy.
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You stupid bitch, I'm 5'6 that's above average height.

And as to my being a woman, please refer to Dace's first rule of the internet.
Im so sure you were 5'4 it hurts, maybe we met the wrong people
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Re: Nicole: The Perfect Woman?

No.

She is a deserter :(
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No.

She is a deserter
Actually, she is dessert. Well she was for me anyways this weekend.
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Actually, she is dessert. Well she was for me anyways this weekend.
bragging on the internet about some cheap shag, congratulations, hope your girl loves you for it hah !
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bragging on the internet about some cheap shag, congratulations, hope your girl loves you for it hah !
Wasn't bragging but pointing out that she is not a deserter, but instead is dessert. I think she really needs to come back for R9. I'll get Aryn to help me beg her to play!

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