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12 May 2003, 20:09
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Henry Kelly
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My Crusade
I'm now hiding in my room because a lady person (who I was once after before I realised she was a heartless harpy) was talking to my friend about the benefits of a lubricated tampon after having just witnessed an advert for aforementioned hygiene product.
Christ almighty, you just can't escape. You're in the pub, the Kotex advert comes on with its 'oh-so-subtle' big bouncing red period, the lil-ets advert comes on with some woman bouncing round in white jeans, why oh why?
Tampons: Keep Them Off Our Screens
Thread by request
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12 May 2003, 20:13
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Yes I saw that big red thingy in the advert.
Incredibly subtle isn't it.
But then the bloke sat on it!
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12 May 2003, 20:14
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Look! He's Dancing!
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I like this thread, its like tampons, unavoidable.
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12 May 2003, 20:24
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Up yours
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I would like to enquire as if the homosexual members of the community used tampons in any sexual manner?
Last edited by Torz; 12 May 2003 at 20:41.
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12 May 2003, 20:31
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Torz
Do you put tampons up your arse pyr0?
this was a serious question and in no way meant as 'nasty'
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ELL
OHH
ELL!
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12 May 2003, 20:47
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Happy
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there was a pad commercial a little while ago which had a picture in picture playing a football game (american football.. sorry to dissapoint)
but still.. i thought it was funny.. the guys just watch the game while the woman blabs on about the pad.
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12 May 2003, 21:56
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Tampons are like mice.
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12 May 2003, 22:16
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Kontrč*******
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Originally posted by sword
Tampons are like mice.
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hi, i want to be in someones sig
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12 May 2003, 22:18
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Twisted
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My piss is bright blue.
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12 May 2003, 22:21
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Happy
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yours too?
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12 May 2003, 22:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
yours too?
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sasha,
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12 May 2003, 22:24
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Happy
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who's sasha?
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12 May 2003, 23:12
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Henry Kelly
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How did this entirely sensible thread turn into this psychadelic ... crap?
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12 May 2003, 23:13
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
How did this entirely sensible thread turn into this psychadelic ... crap?
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ITS GD! AND WE LOVE IT!
my piss is greenish.
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12 May 2003, 23:17
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Twisted
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I have to say I've never actually heard of lubricated tampons before :| Having said that, I don't use them so I don't pay much attention to the adverts (that's right folks, I let it all flow naturally!)
I'm still intrigued by the 'menstrual cup' I read about on another forum though.
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12 May 2003, 23:20
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
I have to say I've never actually heard of lubricated tampons before :| Having said that, I don't use them so I don't pay much attention to the adverts (that's right folks, I let it all flow naturally!)
I'm still intrigued by the 'menstrual cup' I read about on another forum though.
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That's something I'm not liking the sound of at all
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13 May 2003, 00:13
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Happy
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oh my dear god sar.. we ARE soulmates!!
anyways.. pabbeh.. do we really need to explain the 'blue pee' to you? :\
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13 May 2003, 00:16
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Henry Kelly
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No.
I didn't ask for blue-liquidular-clarification.
I'm disturbed by this... 'cup' idea though.
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13 May 2003, 00:19
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Believe me I was scared by it too. Apparantly its kinda like a diaphragm but rounded the other way. You can keep it in for up to a day (EWWWWW) and it's reusuable so you just take it out, empty it down the toilet, wash it and then put it back in. :/
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13 May 2003, 00:21
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Henry Kelly
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How would you go about ... getting it out... in a way avoiding... how can I phrase this; spillage?
And God knows there'd be no trampolining in white jeans for that one. Guess the marketing guys will have to come up with something a little more original:
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Mentrual Cups by Kotex: If you don't stay upright, you're ****ed, basically.
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13 May 2003, 00:23
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Apparantly it's easier than you'd imagine.
Having said that, one poster on the thread had a terrible experience and ended up having to use pliers to remove it :\
LO FLAVIUS
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13 May 2003, 00:33
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Happy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
Believe me I was scared by it too. Apparantly its kinda like a diaphragm but rounded the other way. You can keep it in for up to a day (EWWWWW) and it's reusuable so you just take it out, empty it down the toilet, wash it and then put it back in. :/
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EEEWWWWW!!!
fs the guy who thought that one up should be shot :\
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13 May 2003, 00:35
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you people disturb me greatly
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13 May 2003, 12:16
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Gone
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Eat your TV. That'll probably sort it out.
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14 May 2003, 01:16
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considering that that is meant to be a hygiene product, it doesn't sound very hygienic fs :/
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14 May 2003, 14:46
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pablissimo, who was that girl you were after? What was her name?
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14 May 2003, 14:58
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Henry Kelly
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Which one?
And why is there blood all over my keyboard?
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14 May 2003, 15:00
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Why don't they also show other things that are equally clinical and disgusting, such as incontinence underwear?
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14 May 2003, 15:01
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Henry Kelly
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Tena Lady.
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14 May 2003, 15:02
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Gone
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Quote:
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Forgot about that.
All this crap should be off our screens.
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14 May 2003, 16:17
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Which one?
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
a lady person (who I was once after before I realised she was a heartless harpy)
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15 May 2003, 02:12
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Insert the oldest of oldest "tea-bags" joke here.
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