User Name
Password

Go Back   Planetarion Forums > Non Planetarion Discussions > General Discussions
Reload this Page How much does Saddam weigh?
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Arcade Today's Posts

Reply
View First Unread View First Unread  
Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 20:09   #1
General Geiger
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Caught between the Devil and the deep blue sea.
Posts: 157
General Geiger is infamous around these partsGeneral Geiger is infamous around these parts
How much does Saddam weigh?
He is one fat motherf*cker, isn't he? Im guessing 16.5 stone (105 kg, 231 lb). Anyone think higher? Lower?
__________________
* CakeGuevara has quit IRC (They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.)

*morg has never heard of GD
<@morg> sounds like an std to me

<.KraKto5is8> "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose"
General Geiger is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 20:13   #2
Bloomers III
Cute and cuddly
 
Bloomers III's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
Bloomers III has a spectacular aura aboutBloomers III has a spectacular aura aboutBloomers III has a spectacular aura about
i'm guessing 25 tonnes and a small penis to go with it
__________________
"You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
Bloomers III is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 20:26   #3
The-General
King of the Jungle
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 21
The-General can only hope to improve
Don't you have anything constructive to say.....obviously not, children involved!
The-General is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 20:33   #4
Radical Edward
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
Posts: 4,911
Radical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriendRadical Edward needs a job and a girlfriend
depends which bit, since he is probably spread all over baghdad now.
__________________
I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........

ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
Radical Edward is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:27   #5
Embroglio
a new low in getting high
 
Embroglio's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
Embroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like himEmbroglio is an inspiration to us all and we should try to be more like him
I was expecting a punchline.
__________________
There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.

We’re hitting a new low.
Embroglio is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:29   #6
Nodrog
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.
I bet it saddam lot.
Nodrog is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:34   #7
Nodrog
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Nodrog has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.
Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I bet it saddam lot.
Iraq'ed my brain to come up with that pun guys.
Nodrog is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:35   #8
LHC
J to the C to the A G E
 
LHC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
Posts: 5,583
LHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet societyLHC is a pillar of this Internet society
Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
I bet it saddam lot.
LOL
LHC is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:36   #9
queball
Ball
 
queball's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
queball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so littlequeball contributes so much and asks for so little
lol
queball is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:39   #10
JonnyBGood
Banned
 
JonnyBGood's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.JonnyBGood has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.
I demand that either nod or I be banned before the end of this horrible attempt at a joke.
__________________
Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
JonnyBGood is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 21:55   #11
Jammers
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
Posts: 752
Jammers has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Lets assume he eats 4 camels a day. A camel weighs 700kg, so each day he eats 2800kg of camel.
Mr Hussein is 66years old, which works out at about 24090days.
This means he weighs 26,890kg, which in Imperial Weights amounts to a lot.
Of course, this doesn't account for leap years, or parties when he may have eaten more camel, and so the true total may be a lot greater.
__________________
<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
Jammers is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 22:00   #12
Sub
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
Sub is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Lets assume he eats 4 camels a day. A camel weighs 700kg, so each day he eats 2800kg of camel.
Mr Hussein is 66years old, which works out at about 24090days.
This means he weighs 26,890kg, which in Imperial Weights amounts to a lot.
Of course, this doesn't account for leap years, or parties when he may have eaten more camel, and so the true total may be a lot greater.
I think your maths is a little wrong. He should weigh 67452000kg, or 67.5 thousand metric tonnes.
Sub is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 22:00   #13
Matrim
fascinated by bridges!
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
Posts: 919
Matrim is an unknown quantity at this point
82kg perhaps?






Matrim
__________________
Holy smoke.
Matrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 22:02   #14
Jammers
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: England
Posts: 752
Jammers has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Quote:
Originally posted by Sub
I think your maths is a little wrong. He should weigh 67452000kg, or 67.5 thousand metric tonnes.
I thought it looked a bit on the small side as well, but the freebie calculator in Windows gave me 26890kg and I couldn't be bothered to work it out by hand
__________________
<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
Jammers is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 22:04   #15
Sub
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
Sub is an unknown quantity at this point
You added 2800kg to the number of days. That's why it was so small.
Sub is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 22:13   #16
Xillah
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I hate you all
Posts: 718
Xillah is an unknown quantity at this point
Considering he uses body doubles who knows, its possible he's been dead for a while (even before this war started). Seriously, he's had some form of cancer for ****ing ages so he cant be to far off.
__________________
I admit it, i'm a [TiT]
Xillah is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 3 Apr 2003, 22:30   #17
Sub
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The 1970's
Posts: 549
Sub is an unknown quantity at this point
He'd still have mass if even if he was dead silly.
Sub is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 4 Apr 2003, 09:50   #18
Ditcher
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 214
Ditcher is an unknown quantity at this point
He's not that heavy. Well among other arabs he might be but comparing to euros and americans no.
__________________
so not!
Ditcher is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 4 Apr 2003, 09:51   #19
fdm2907
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: El Toro
Posts: 65
fdm2907 can only hope to improve
Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
82kg perhaps?






Matrim

I believe we have a winner.

Maybe Gayle could help us with some google linking lol
fdm2907 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 4 Apr 2003, 12:50   #20
Marilyn Manson
Gone
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.Marilyn Manson has ascended to a higher existance and no longer needs rep points to prove the size of his e-penis.
Exclamation
Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
Lets assume he eats 4 camels a day. A camel weighs 700kg, so each day he eats 2800kg of camel.
Mr Hussein is 66years old, which works out at about 24090days.
This means he weighs 26,890kg, which in Imperial Weights amounts to a lot.
Of course, this doesn't account for leap years, or parties when he may have eaten more camel, and so the true total may be a lot greater.
I like this scientific approach.
Marilyn Manson is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | General Discussions | Next Thread »


Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:21.
Planetarion - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2002 - 2018