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3 Apr 2003, 10:46
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Creativity test
Your driving a car far away from any houses. A snowstorm will hit you shortly and suddenly you see three people standing by the road. One woman; your long lost love from your youth who you might not see again if you don't pick her upp, the second your best friend who has helped you through many though times who will probably freeze to death if you don't pick him upp, and the third is your ageing mother who will die unless she recieves medical attention in the near future.
Your car only has room for one passenger. Who would you pick?
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3 Apr 2003, 10:50
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Tourist
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well, I'll surrender the car to my mother and friend and go f*cking the girl 
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3 Apr 2003, 10:52
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If you didn't read this or hear it anywhere before, your hired.
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
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3 Apr 2003, 10:53
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Good Son
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I can pick up only one, but it doesn't say I could use the car as a shelter for all of them.
Push them all in, then sit down in the car and wait for the storm to calm.
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3 Apr 2003, 10:55
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Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
If you didn't read this or hear it anywhere before, your hired.
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didn't, what's my prize then?
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Originally posted by Bloomers III
sex is dirty and for losers who can't masturbate properly
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3 Apr 2003, 10:55
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Originally posted by WorkMonkey
I will never believe a car can only take 2 people, theres always roof space...
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Well mistar! This car is made in france, so believe it or not!
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
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3 Apr 2003, 11:31
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*Digs snowcave for friend and girl*
*Drives mother to medical attention*
*Drives back to snowcave*
*Finds best friend shagging girl*
*Best friend uses 'started orgy without you' line*
*Give friend much pain up the arse*
*win* (not likely)
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3 Apr 2003, 11:35
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I'd pick all 3 up, and get the girl and my best friend to assist me in driving the vehicle, all of us doing equals amounts of work. My mother could be the sole passenger and sit in the back.
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3 Apr 2003, 11:41
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Originally posted by Nodrog
I'd pick all 3 up, and get the girl and my best friend to assist me in driving the vehicle, all of us doing equals amounts of work. My mother could be the sole passenger and sit in the back.
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Your fired.
You assume to much.
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3 Apr 2003, 11:42
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I'd pick up my mommy, cos I love my mommy!
(First sensible reply I think)
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3 Apr 2003, 11:51
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Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
Your fired.
You assume to much.
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I assumed nothing :(
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3 Apr 2003, 11:55
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Originally posted by Nodrog
I assumed nothing 
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Emoticon! From you?
IT CAN'T BE!?
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3 Apr 2003, 12:22
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i'd drive home and sue Peugeot (or whatever type of french car it is) - assuming the incident happened in the US of A
with the money i'd clone my friend, my mum and the girl.
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3 Apr 2003, 12:22
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I build a house on the spot. You only said I had room for one. You never said I didn't have an acme(R) instant-house in the trunk.
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3 Apr 2003, 13:17
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Originally posted by Mirai
I build a house on the spot. You only said I had room for one. You never said I didn't have an acme(R) instant-house in the trunk.
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This is proof that any test should have a preliminary exclusion test so that 'guys like you' couldn't consume other peoples time.
Or much like when your applying for a job; looking at your application and simply sending you a standard formular about how you are not fit for the job.
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3 Apr 2003, 13:40
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i'd take my mam. Love? you can find that elsewhere. Mates? Got plenty more. But you only have one mam
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3 Apr 2003, 13:49
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Park the car, leave the motor running stationary and use the warmth of the engine outside combined with a rotation scheme of sitting inside the car to remain warm until the storm calms down.
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3 Apr 2003, 13:53
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Only 1 has answered the question properly. Is it that hard decission? I'd prolly pick my mom.
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3 Apr 2003, 14:29
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mmm.. pills
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I pick the friend. The girl will probably just leave me for some other arsehole and lord knows my mother wouldn't get far before her nagging made me kick her out again.
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3 Apr 2003, 16:24
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Only 1 has answered the question properly. Is it that hard decission? I'd prolly pick my mom.
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Only one has answerd the question by the rules of the question in a creative manner. Ohh.. and it's not a moral test.. It's a creative test.
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3 Apr 2003, 18:47
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i would cut up my best friend and the girl,and sew their limbs to my mother,who i would first knock out.I would then lie my mother
/limb monkey on the torsos,as comfy cushions.
i only really took one person.
sew them back together after trip.
voila!
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4 Apr 2003, 09:47
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Simple, leave them all there and go home.
Legion cant wait, there's a launch in 20 mins
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4 Apr 2003, 10:31
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
Only one has answerd the question by the rules of the question in a creative manner. Ohh.. and it's not a moral test.. It's a creative test.
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And why wasn't my answer correct? 
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4 Apr 2003, 16:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
And why wasn't my answer correct?
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Originally posted by Leshy
Park the car, leave the motor running stationary and use the warmth of the engine outside combined with a rotation scheme of sitting inside the car to remain warm until the storm calms down.
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I dindn't even think you where serious. My bad 
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4 Apr 2003, 18:04
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Re: Creativity test
Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
Your driving a car far away from any houses. A snowstorm will hit you shortly and suddenly you see three people standing by the road. One woman; your long lost love from your youth who you might not see again if you don't pick her upp, the second your best friend who has helped you through many though times who will probably freeze to death if you don't pick him upp, and the third is your ageing mother who will die unless she recieves medical attention in the near future.
Your car only has room for one passenger. Who would you pick?
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take the girl, as if is was my RL version of her i would be in like flynn 
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4 Apr 2003, 20:14
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Drive quietly by, pretending that you can't hear them drumming on your windows, crying for help, because you got go with the flow and the flow's not flowing in their direction!
Matrim
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4 Apr 2003, 20:20
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Get the girl to drive my mother to the hospital, and then dig a hole with my best mate to shelter in.
However matrim stole my initial plan.
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4 Apr 2003, 22:47
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Mr. Blobby
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I dindn't even think you where serious. My bad
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Pffft, you know it's a working alternative.
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