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BoredOfThis · 29 Jan 2004, 10:37

Which do you want to be no comedy kryogenic option.

I would want to be cremated and turned into a diamond or 2

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 10:48

Resurrected, then arise into heaven

SilverSmoke · 29 Jan 2004, 10:51

my only fear of death is resurrection

(1337 tupac quote)

roadrunner_0 · 29 Jan 2004, 10:51

cremated, i dont like the thought of being buried at all

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 10:53

Everyone should be cremated, then there's no chance of people coming back as Zombies.

Dante Hicks · 29 Jan 2004, 10:55

Cremated, burial is a stupid waste of space. Since I'll probably live in London all my life, I don't wish to waste my cities precious land on my worthless corpse.

ChubbyChecker · 29 Jan 2004, 10:55

I'll let whoever buries/burns me decides

roadrunner_0 · 29 Jan 2004, 10:56

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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Everyone should be cremated, then there's no chance of people coming back as Zombies.

yes! as we all know that it will happen eventually, and i certainly wouldnt want any evil newly arisen zombie eating me for a start!

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 10:56

I think people should be more worried about the zombie menace

roadrunner_0 · 29 Jan 2004, 11:01

totally, we have already scouted out the local asda and gun shop so that we know what to do if the zombies attack
are you prepared for the zombie menace?

Dante Hicks · 29 Jan 2004, 11:01

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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

I think people should be more worried about the zombie menace

My father (an undertaker) has many hilarious stories of how corpses are damaged before burial anyway, so anyone who did happen to arise from the dead would probably fall to bits anyway.

BoredOfThis · 29 Jan 2004, 11:20

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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue

[Simpsons]Dante you killed the Zombie MrL_Jakiri!!![/simpsons]

I think you mean [SouthPark]ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US[/SouthPark]

Leshy · 29 Jan 2004, 11:40

Inhumation. It'll be like having a long sleep without an annoying alarm clock to wake you up \o/

Zar · 29 Jan 2004, 11:42

getting burried is a waste of space.

pablissimo · 29 Jan 2004, 11:44

That diamond's yellow like death.

And burnt, please.

Radical Edward · 29 Jan 2004, 13:05

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

My father (an undertaker) has many hilarious stories of how corpses are damaged before burial anyway, so anyone who did happen to arise from the dead would probably fall to bits anyway.

you are supposed to tell us some of the funny ones now.

I want to be launched into the sun. I would prefer being displaced into the core of the sun, where my body would be rent asunder, but displacement technology hasn't been discovered yet.

Dante Hicks · 29 Jan 2004, 13:57

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

you are supposed to tell us some of the funny ones now.

I used hilarious in more of an ironic sense, but some included accidently dropping a twenty stone man down a flight of stairs in a council block and having to lever out a set of false teeth using a screwdriver and subsequently breaking the jaw.

Knight Theamion · 29 Jan 2004, 14:08

cremated and then burried

NO SURPRISES

Cmdr_Cyrax · 29 Jan 2004, 14:45

I hear they leave bodies out in the open to be picked clean by vultures in parts of india.
That might be

If not buried as it is so much more env friendly. Screw the living.

Phang · 29 Jan 2004, 15:35

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Originally Posted by Cmdr_Cyrax

buried as it is so much more env friendly.

er

pablissimo · 29 Jan 2004, 15:39

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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue

I thought about it and I wondered what would Jesus do in this situation.

He'd probably get himself down to Taskers for a start.

Proteus · 29 Jan 2004, 16:03

Mummified and placed in my very own Cheops-style pyramid.

Proteus · 29 Jan 2004, 16:18

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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue

Yeah but then you get some bugger diggin you up and parading your bones around the British museum in 3000 years time. Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll appen.

Not if I'm guarded by an army of the undead.

(Armies of the undead only lose in Hollywood films.)

acropolis · 29 Jan 2004, 16:21

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Originally Posted by BoredOfThis

Which do you want to be no comedy kryogenic option.

I would want to be cremated and turned into a diamond or 2

which way would i rather die, or which way would i like my body dealt with?

(i could care less what happens to my body once i'm dead)

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Originally Posted by Proteus

(Armies of the undead only lose in Hollywood films.)

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 16:35

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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue

I thought about it and I wondered what would Jesus do in this situation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Resurrected, then arise into heaven

Cmdr_Cyrax · 29 Jan 2004, 17:31

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Originally Posted by Phang

er

Burning is kind and gentle.

KoeN · 29 Jan 2004, 17:44

lol for 3 years i now have that letter on my desk about if i'm willing to donate my organs if i'm dead yes/no.
i still dunno what i'll do tbh...think i want to be buried but i don't mind that much.

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 17:56

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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue

Yes I know you said that, but I thought that was more of a judgment day thing. Jesus did loads of shit between dieing and then re-ascending.

Did you know that Jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the Romans?

LHC · 29 Jan 2004, 17:57

I don't care. I'll be dead.

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 17:57

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Originally Posted by KoeN

lol for 3 years i now have that letter on my desk about if i'm willing to donate my organs if i'm dead yes/no.
i still dunno what i'll do tbh...think i want to be buried but i don't mind that much.

Such plentiful organs!

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 18:09

formaldehyde.

CHO

Baron Morte · 29 Jan 2004, 18:46

I dont face cryogenics as comedy option. Infact.... well, nevermind.

Aryn · 29 Jan 2004, 19:12

eh
just throw me into the ocean and let the sharks take care of it

Baron Morte · 29 Jan 2004, 19:18

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Originally Posted by Aryn

eh
just throw me into the ocean and let the sharks take care of it

Why would sharks want to eat you?

JonnyBGood · 29 Jan 2004, 19:19

Hovering above the city in the perpetual motion machine I invented.

Aryn · 29 Jan 2004, 19:23

if they don't i'll rot on the ocean floor
of no concequence to me

Weeks · 29 Jan 2004, 20:11

1) shut up fags.
2) stuffed, and left hanging in the entrance of the British museum.

if i die with a family -> buried
else
burn-baby-burn

skiddy · 29 Jan 2004, 20:26

Cremated.

Or buried.

I'll be dead, why would I care?

JC · 29 Jan 2004, 20:43

Mrl and Baron Morte stop taking this thread off topic.

P.S. Never use a dictionary to define a scientific term.

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 20:45

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Originally Posted by JC

P.S. Never use a dictionary to define a scientific term.

It actually did pretty well. It was a fairly accurate definition, it was just misinterpreted.

Baron Morte · 29 Jan 2004, 20:49

You could at least leave the simpsons quote that was funny.
and also thread derrailment has a lot to do with its amusement factor. its a natural thing and I am particulary leaned to it, when its not done purposely.

MrL_JaKiri · 29 Jan 2004, 20:56

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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Hovering above the city in the perpetual motion machine I invented.

In these forums we obey the laws of Thermodynamics.

midge5 · 29 Jan 2004, 21:07

The cheapest way to dispose of my body at the time. I couldn't really care less what happens.

29 Jan 2004, 21:19

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+Search&meta=

Nicole · 30 Jan 2004, 01:20

Cremated

We had our cat cremated. We got its ashes in a little styrofoam box that looked like it was meant for Big Macs. It was kind of funny keeping it around and introducing people to our "other" cat.

IncubusGod · 30 Jan 2004, 01:41

Buried,its part of our culture here.
Would hate to be cremated.
In the end I'll be dead so it wont really matter to me. I'd prefer my family to have a tombstone and coffin in the ground to visit than a creepy urn sitting somewhere.

MrL_JaKiri · 30 Jan 2004, 01:42

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

Would hate to be cremated.

You do know you die first don't you?

IncubusGod · 30 Jan 2004, 01:48

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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

You do know you die first don't you?

Erm,I had assumed that part to be a given,yes.

Let me clarify a little,I would hate the idea of my body being cremated.
All that burning flesh and your head exploding and them having to grind up your bones with a machine and then the possibilty of then not actually doing it and giving your family an urn full of burnt wood.

Deciduous · 30 Jan 2004, 01:50

Hopefully I'll be too dead to care either way.
Burial seems like an awful waste of space and money though.

IncubusGod · 30 Jan 2004, 01:53

I feel burial in a piece of land that would be mine is somewhat of a right of mine to have.
Screw it being a waste of land,theres plenty of it around these parts.