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10 Nov 2003, 15:26
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Vermin Supreme
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This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
It's been a huge outbreak around here, so far 185 people have been diagnosed with hep A. Some of it is secondary (spreading from the poop-eaters to non-poop-eaters), but mostly this has been caused by people eating what was apparently the most virulent lump of poo ever created by a human rectum.
Basically, a worker at a local Chi-chi's had hepatitus A, and either intentionally or unintentionally (?) put his poop in the meat. Cut forward to two weeks later, and news first breaks that a few people came down with hep after eating at that Chi-chi's, and dozens of other people who thought they had the flu but had been to that chi-chis a few weeks earlier went to their doctors.
And they had hep as well.
A friend of mine's coworker can't go back to work until her blood tests clean. That's got to suck.
Anyway, this beats the hell out of any of the urban legends about restaurants that I've ever heard.
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10 Nov 2003, 15:29
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Shai Halud
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
This is why I don't eat out.
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10 Nov 2003, 15:30
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
No ****ing way. I seriously need some proof on this one.
PS Unintentionally? How the ****?
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10 Nov 2003, 15:31
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Shai Halud
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
By taking a dump and not washing his hands?
It happens.
When you allow someone to prepare food for you, you are literally putting your life in their hands.
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10 Nov 2003, 17:37
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
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10 Nov 2003, 17:39
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Yeah, it can be spread by not washing your hands properly after taking a dump.
So maybe he didn't mix it in after all.
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10 Nov 2003, 17:53
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
I bet it is sonething to do with rimming.
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10 Nov 2003, 17:58
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I am an idiot
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Im no expert but I thought I heard it was Hep E you got from doing that.
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10 Nov 2003, 19:08
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
HEP HEP HURRAH - MORE DEAD AMERICANS \o/
[/bad taste unfunny joke]
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10 Nov 2003, 23:30
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cynic
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
that is both sick and unfunny on the poor ppl involved, however, i m now opning a book on how long before we get the news headline 'restaraunt worked beaten to death after hep a outbreak'
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10 Nov 2003, 23:57
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
that is both sick and unfunny on the poor ppl involved, however, i m now opning a book on how long before we get the news headline 'restaraunt worked beaten to death after hep a outbreak'
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And then it's renamed China Joe's
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12 Nov 2003, 18:35
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
bump for update:
monday night there were 240 confirmed cases,
last night it was up to 300.
that's a real outbreak etc etc
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12 Nov 2003, 19:12
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Holy shit.
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12 Nov 2003, 20:28
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rids
Holy shit.
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nothing holy about it, just another shitty day in a otherwise shitty life
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13 Nov 2003, 10:14
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Damn, i thughy u were talkin about sex ^^
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13 Nov 2003, 10:18
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
its a huge fetish to order a seafood platter and eat it with your partner, then to go home and share it again, it a totally 'exit' way.
I used to laugh when ever people ordered them when i was cheffing
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13 Nov 2003, 11:54
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nofutcha
its a huge fetish to order a seafood platter and eat it with your partner, then to go home and share it again, it a totally 'exit' way.
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er...... are you sure it's not just you who does that?
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14 Nov 2003, 02:13
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
Doesn't the Hepatitis vaccine prevent Hepatitis A? (I'm pretty sure it covers A & B but not C) Why aren't more people getting vaccinated? See, nobody takes their crotch health seriously anymore.
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14 Nov 2003, 06:20
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
er...... are you sure it's not just you who does that?
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shut up fat ass
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15 Nov 2003, 14:41
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: This Thread Is About Getting Hepatitus From Eating Other People's Poop
bump for update:
490 confirmed, 3 deaths, largest outbreak in US history (of hep)
CDC releases Great News: 'expect the second wave of infections to show up soon', that is, those people who got infected not from the restaurant but from the people that got it from the restaurant.
and they also said they were no longer sure there was poop-eating involved, but they haven't given any new guess
ps: i don't know anything about hep vaccines. odd that i'm unaware of any med types on this board
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