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Androme · 4 Feb 2003, 20:30

There is news today that George Bush has announced a that new US National Anthem to replace "The Star Spangled Banner". The new anthem, sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it" will take effect immediately (although it has been widely reported that George Bush has been whistling the tune around the White House for many weeks).

The New American National Anthem: (if you're happy and you know it)

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. ~
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. ~
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, ~Bomb Iraq. ~ ~

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. ~
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq. ~
So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, ~Bomb Iraq. ~ ~

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq. ~
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. ~
They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me,'Cos it's all the proof I need ~Bomb Iraq. ~ ~

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. ~
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. ~
If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he
tried to kill your dad), ~Bomb Iraq. ~ ~

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. ~
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. ~
If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, ~Bomb Iraq. ~ ~

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. ~
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. ~
Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even if we have no reason, ~ Bomb Iraq!!

mbushell · 4 Feb 2003, 20:39

I can't believe i sang that to myself :/

Texan · 4 Feb 2003, 20:45

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Originally posted by mbushell
I can't believe i sang that to myself :/

Me, too. It was good. I wish I had a group of people here to sit around with a guitar and sing it.

Nixjim · 4 Feb 2003, 21:03

Even though I disagree with most of the points it tries to make I still find it amusing.

mpr0733 · 4 Feb 2003, 21:08

I remember having remembered seeing this before.

It made me smile though.

Xillah · 4 Feb 2003, 21:17

this is the third time i've seen this on these boards in the past week. you lose

Deffeh · 4 Feb 2003, 21:24

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Originally posted by Xillah
this is the third time i've seen this on these boards in the past week. you lose

replace week with month, but still

its not that funny either.

4 Feb 2003, 21:33

i havent seen it before
i found it more amusing than all the other stuff androme posts

Xillah · 4 Feb 2003, 21:35

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Originally posted by Deffeh
replace week with month, but still

its not that funny either.

no i'm sticking with week (meaning since last tuesdayish)

first time i saw it
other one was the same dasy as thaty, looks like it must have been deleted.

found some more too, so its the fifth in total, third this week.
i found this one too an another

Androme · 4 Feb 2003, 23:30

well I rarely post on GD so it's not my fault

neway - I checked my email after 2 weeks and found it in so I posted it up here

damn u :/

Nicole · 4 Feb 2003, 23:36

I haven't seen it before and I found amusing so THANKS.

5 Feb 2003, 01:36

not funny and not suprising to find it on these boards.