Sneezing

[Nicole]

Am I the only one who thinks that the sneeze is God's greatest gift to mammals? I just sneezed and it was lovely. I've heard it said that the sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm, but to me it's worth more because it's satisfying without any work. So all hail the sneeze which is infinitely better than the orgasm, and of course all bodily functions except maybe a drunk piss after you've been holding it for awhile which I think is still inferior to to the sneeze because it's spontaneous which is another point for the sneeze because spontaneous peeing and orgasming is no good as it causes a mess.



P.S. All of my ideas should be brought to the capital.

[Snurx]

I sneeze all the time these days, and yes, it is kinda nice. Just like a lot of other body functions. It releases pent up energy, you know!

[deerbarn]

Try biting your bottom lip while you sneeze. Thats suposed o do something for you clitorally rich types

[Nicole]

Then my mouth would be closed, my sneeze held in, and then I'd have an anuerysm (sp?) and die.



Are you trying to kill me?

[deerbarn]

Could someone as sweet and innocent as me do that?

[Nicole]

I'm onto you.



That's right I said it.

[[GAP]Obiwan]

Originally posted by deerbarn
Could someone as sweet and innocent as me do that?

you really want an answer to that or was it rhetorical?

[deerbarn]

You are just begging for it really, you do know this?

Ok

On top of me lol! Thats more like a whole orgasm!

(see i even set you up for the fake comment, how nice am i)

[deerbarn]

Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
you really want an answer to that or was it rhetorical?

RHETORIC AND BUMPF

[CrashTester]

Lets compare sneezes and orgasms;

1) When I sneeze my nose runs badly. It doesnt when I orgasm.

2) When I sneeze I need lots of tissue to clean up the mess. Done on a larger scale when I orgasm.

3) When I sneeze in public I try to do it quietly. Same when I orgasm.

4) I can sneeze multiple times. Not so when I orgasm.

5) My girlfriend hates it when I sneeze over her. She's not so fussed when I orgasm. dirty mare.

6) Last night myself and a male friend had a sneezing fit together. You wouldnt catch me anywhere near him when I'm orgasming.

7) Roses make me sneeze when I smell them. A girl called Rose once gave me an orgasm and she smelt.

So as you can see they are similar.

[deerbarn]

Are you a dummy?

[Nicole]

I feel Crashtester, that you have presented a very convincing argument and although they are similar I feel that your points illuminate the fact that sneezing is indeed superior to the orgasm.







Deerbarn, I'm going to pass on the fake orgasm joke, and instead move to a "nicole is fat" joke but I'm working on how to word it, but it'll come to me. So don't think that I don't have something to say damn you!

[deerbarn]

How about this:


Nicole is FAT!

[Nicole]

No no no. It has to be something about me being onto you and squishing you. The joke must be in context. Try again.

[deerbarn]

NICOLE IS FAT and is ontop of me and squashing me

[Nicole]

although that did make me laugh it would not have had it been said in direct response to what you said. It is only funny because of our current context. By the way did you know that I'm very easily amused?

[deerbarn]

Its the hair. People with hair are always easily amused. Its not your fault love. Dont tear your hair out over it

[Nicole]

I actually recently cut my hair. Does this mean I'm going to become more critical of my entertainment as a result?

[deerbarn]

Dont be silly. It means you will have shorter hair and so lose more heat from your head. Probably causing some kind of 'Doing it in the road'

[Nicole]

One can only hope.

Did you know that you can catch syphilis that way?

[deerbarn]

Yes, i blame the SPACKLE

How sad that we helped fuel the rp board for probably a year.

Sneezing in the road causes SYPHILIS

[Nicole]

Jesus Christ don't remind me. Did you know that I'm a catchphrase machine? I am the prompter of nearly everyone's dialogue in Illinois. I will assume everyone else is easily amused as well.


You know what else causes syphilis? When your girlfriend FAKES.

That's right, I got it in there.

[deerbarn]

Speaking of getting it in.

Time to go to work. HAHAHAHA I bet you thtought i was going to say something else there didnt you?

Im so fanny!

[Nicole]

I must admit you had me going.


But then I had to fake.




HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deerbarn]

Now that was good

[Sarina_Joy]

Apparantly I sneeze like a cat :\

[Embroglio]

I say my name when I sneeze.

ICHHHHH-HUGH!