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6 Mar 2003, 23:34
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There are people snoring in my house
Some of whom I have never seen before in my life. What I want to know is how do I wake them up? Collectively. At the same time.
What song shall I play?
But it can't be so offensive as to wake up my boy.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:36
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i'd play
Beat It - Michael Jackson
that'll get them out
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6 Mar 2003, 23:37
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Heh, Leeds !
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You have matches, find the most unwashed and build a fire
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6 Mar 2003, 23:37
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Violent Femmes, "Add It Up"
If you're concerned about language (I'm guessing that's what you meant about offending your boy) then "Blister in the Sun" is also a good choice specially since it's all quiet for a bit but then jumps back up in energy and volume. That should wake everyone up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:40
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I think I might just slip ear defenders over my boys ears while he slumbers and play a rousing rendition of "Get The **** Out Of My House" by the Gremlins (American Noise Metal crap)
Its not a pleasant song, its just some angry Texan screaming "Get The **** Out Of My House" over and over with a cool guitar noise in the background for two and a half minutes.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:41
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Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Intense , LOUD start , and no drop off.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:42
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Why did you ask for suggestions if you were just going to ignore them? Get out of your own damn thread.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:43
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Why did you ask for suggestions if you were just going to ignore them? Get out of your own damn thread.
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Because I just thought of it then. Get out of my damn thread.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:47
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Then delete the damn thread Mr. "I use the boards to think outloud"
I'M ONTO YOU.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
my boy
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6 Mar 2003, 23:49
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Then delete the damn thread Mr. "I use the boards to think outloud"
I'M ONTO YOU.
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**** off you PMT ridden skag-bitch-whore!
My m8 just got up and kicked me in the throat, and went back to sleep.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:50
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Its what i call my bum-chum
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:51
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What's PMT? Is that the red bumps, or the burning sensation when I pee? Because I have both and I'd like to address these thing properly when I discuss them with the free clinic. I wouldn't want to come off as ignorant.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:52
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Quote:
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What's PMT? Is that the red bumps, or the burning sensation when I pee? Because I have both and I'd like to address these thing properly when I discuss them with the free clinic. I wouldn't want to come off as ignorant.
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lol u have the clap
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:53
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Quote:
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Its what i call my bum-chum
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6 Mar 2003, 23:54
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lol u have the clap
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Hey in my house if it's a bacterial infection as opposed to a viral one we do a dance. But not for long because it's not nice to the aching vulva.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:55
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Mar 2003, 23:59
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Pyro,
Well I can't top that.
(Well I could, but I could be contagious, and there are legal ramifications and so on...)
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7 Mar 2003, 00:01
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This is the best thread ever. Its got everything. Loud music, STDs, Bloomers. The works man.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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7 Mar 2003, 00:02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nicole
Pyro,
Well I can't top that.
(Well I could, but I could be contagious, and there are legal ramifications and so on...)
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You are ****ing cool Nicole, you know that? 
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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7 Mar 2003, 00:14
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You are ****ing cool Nicole, you know that?
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So are you!
(but i'm still onto you!)
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7 Mar 2003, 00:19
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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