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9 Jun 2005, 12:47
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Has Soup On His Head
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E-Penis
I know this is a popular phrase, but can anyone actually prove the physical existence of one, or show a way in which to verify one person has a larger one than the others?
I ask simply because im on lunch, bored shitless, and cant think of anything else to discuss.
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9 Jun 2005, 12:51
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Godfather
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Re: E-Penis
i know mine is bigger than yours
thats alll that matters
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9 Jun 2005, 12:53
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Guy next door
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Re: E-Penis
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9 Jun 2005, 13:15
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mmm.. pills
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
I know this is a popular phrase, but can anyone actually prove the physical existence of one, or show a way in which to verify one person has a larger one than the others?
I ask simply because im on lunch, bored shitless, and cant think of anything else to discuss.
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You miss the point of the name. You can't establish a physical e-penis, as it's only virtual, as soon as it obtains substance it's simply a penis.
In addition to this, an e-penis is not representative of a typical phallic object. It can be measured in ways beyond its length, such as wealth, knowledge or other measures of a specific theme.
To prove one has a larger e-penis would require accumulation of all assets both virtual and real world so that they may be tallied up and weighed next to each other (ie impossible). In addition to this one has to establish the relevance of the assets to interested parties (also known as, do I really care that you have 49 extra arse hairs over the other bloke?).
(shit topic btw)
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9 Jun 2005, 14:13
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Registered User
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Re: E-Penis
Well, my E-penis might not be very long, but atleast it's bloody thin.
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9 Jun 2005, 14:20
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Next goal wins!
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Re: E-Penis
my penis is 22" long and 5" thick
what topic is this?
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9 Jun 2005, 14:30
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I am.
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
All we do here all day is sit around taking the piss out of anything and everything happening in the world whilst lauding it over anyone who attempts to have a serious discussion.
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you really are a big twat sometimes.
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9 Jun 2005, 14:32
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: E-Penis
ITT Kura asks to see peoples penises.
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9 Jun 2005, 14:39
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Registered User
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
you really are a big twat sometimes.
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A big E-Twat?
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9 Jun 2005, 15:22
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: E-Penis
Just count the number of green blobs you have. Then you'll know how big your e-penis is.
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9 Jun 2005, 15:25
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Just count the number of green blobs you have. Then you'll know how big your e-penis is.
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ah crap does that mean i have a E-Vagina?
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9 Jun 2005, 17:05
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Godfather
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Just count the number of green blobs you have. Then you'll know how big your e-penis is.
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i have the ability to add to my green blobs
does this mean i have the power to extend epenis size ....like.....God.....or those email spam adverts and viagra....
Im VIAGRA for GD!
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9 Jun 2005, 17:20
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Gone
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Re: E-Penis
JJ supposedly has a "brilliant future".
Let's hope so.
Because he's a sack of shit atm.
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9 Jun 2005, 17:21
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Godfather
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Re: E-Penis
a big sack of shit too
not a little one
only pussys are little sacks of shit
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13 Jun 2005, 13:11
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Angry Young Man
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i know mine is bigger than yours
thats alll that matters
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Not really, despite being Admin of the boards and all, ive never actually seen you post anything worthwhile or funny. After reading your post, Im always left with the distinct feeling that you love yourself far too much and if you act confident enough, eventually everyone else will too.
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13 Jun 2005, 16:57
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Gone
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Re: E-Penis
That's why JJ's a good admin.
He's a 'functionary.'
By which we mean he has no personality and he doesn't do anything.
Which leaves us mods entirely free to do what we like.
Which we do.
Which is nice.
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13 Jun 2005, 17:06
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NEWSBOT
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
That's why JJ's a good admin.
He's a 'functionary.'
By which we mean he has no personality and he doesn't do anything.
Which leaves us mods entirely free to do what we like.
Which we do.
Which is nice.
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did you just imply the the mods are effectively GD's politburo ?
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13 Jun 2005, 17:36
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Gone
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
did you just imply the the mods are effectively GD's politburo ?
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That wasn't my intention.
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13 Jun 2005, 18:02
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Powering your life...
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Re: E-Penis
*gasp*
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13 Jun 2005, 18:03
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Mathamagician
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Re: E-Penis
GD in using obscure words shocker.
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13 Jun 2005, 18:08
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
GD in using obscure words shocker.
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lestat in 'posting shit' bonanza
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13 Jun 2005, 18:15
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Godfather
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Re: E-Penis
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Originally Posted by Deffeh
Not really, despite being Admin of the boards and all, ive never actually seen you post anything worthwhile or funny. After reading your post, Im always left with the distinct feeling that you love yourself far too much and if you act confident enough, eventually everyone else will too.
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this hurt me
it drove a stake right through my heart.
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