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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 10:27   #1
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I have been away from GD for a while suffering from an almost incurable leg problem. I wasn't able to walk or use my fingers for a few months now and have only just started to recover after I had come revolutionary new eye treatment, which seems to be working. Doctors dont know what caused all this although I suspect it has something to do with w@nking in the workplace.

It's going to take years to get back to full health and I need lots of attention from beautiful young nurses to both keep my spirits up and help with my treatment. But pretty young nurses dont come cheap and my savings are all but wiped out and I am unable to work.

My life right now is a mess, but its getting better now I can get my fingers working and start using GD once again, Although my doctors said I must stay away from PD or risk a relapse or something.

Well, the point of this post is to make you all aware of the CrashTester Fund For Crippling Illnesses, a charity that I have set up to help myself and possibly other sufferers if the same problem. The web site will be up and running soon to make donations otherwise if you send me a private message I will provide an address where you can send cheques and cash too.

I know that being an old time regular you guys would want to help me out. If I don't get help soon I wont be able to continue my treatment in Ibiza with 3 of my favourite nurses. Please help.

Thank you all in advance for the kindness you will show me in my time of need.

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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 10:31   #2
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Why do you even bother to post? If it isn't this dribble it's only going to be shorter dribble. What's the point?
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 10:49   #3
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 10:53   #4
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Oh for the love of god. TSM, QDS AND CT are active.
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 12:15   #5
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 12:44   #6
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 14:19   #7
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Thanks guys. I feel the love. My little finger just moved for the first time in over 3 months!
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 18:30   #8
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What's the Paypal account to make donations to?
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Unread 29 Jul 2004, 20:57   #9
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Re: Lads and gentlegays...please help
Dear crashtester

As an estage agents we often deal with large amounts of cash and would be happy to donate some to you.

you will be sent form pd6542a witch you must fill out and return to us, we will then mail another one back to you telling you it was done wrong, mail it back to us and we will realise we sent you the wrong form and send you form pd6542b whitch you must fill in and send back to us.

a letter will be sent to our soliciters, 6 mounths later he will send a letter to your solicters, your soliciter will lose it and the above shall be repeated, then after a further 12 mounths you will recive a letter telling you we have decided to opt out of donating

Yours sincerly

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I thank christ your sig is right.
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