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9 Jul 2011, 23:32
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The Return Of .................
It started so long ago... I remember the scream's... the words Legion.. Fury.. Wolfpack.. thats where it began, the start of the Empire that cast us into darkness, they ruled by might and iron fist choking us all.
The war was, at its most basic level, simply a revolt against the authoritarian regime of the Galactic Empire ruled by WP - VTS and Fury, who, unknown to the vast majority of the population of the galaxy, was in reality a bunch of spotty nerds that never went out who crafted the destruction of us all for we had something they craved, we had women. They sought to replace the Galactic Republic with a new and more powerful regime, as looked to take our women by flashing off there large Roid reserves.
During his rise to power in the waning days of the Old Republic, some Alliances became alarmed at the centralization of power in the nerd's hands. With there Sector Governance Decree, issued shortly before the and of the Cluster Wars, The Triad was able to render the Smaller Alliances virtually powerless. Given the power to personally appoint governors to rule various regions of the galaxy; while they were nominally subordinate to the Old Republic, in reality, they answered only to The Triad. Since the Triad could personally appoint them, they would fill the positions with only the most loyal men.
In response to the decree, nearly twenty Alliances, including influential groups such as Virus, Unknown, Aim and Nos, issued a petition requesting that the Triad restore the old Republic to power. The Nerd's not only ignored the request, but would eventually order the destruction of many of the Alliances‘, denouncing them as traitors. Those who were not destroyed were forced to openly support the Empire's policies or fear attack.
However, these Alliances were able to begin covertly plotting against the Triad and the new Galactic Empire they had put in place, the names of those within the Triad may now have changed but the authoritarian regime remains, setting the stage for now.
The Return Of Ministry.
The true history of The Ministry has been forgotten by so many.. and corrupted by even more... its roots founded in 115:11.. its brotherhood forged in the Parallel War...
There names forgotten...
No longer
Let it start as a whisper.. let the voices grow...
Hear now the screams -Ministry-
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9 Jul 2011, 23:37
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Re: The Return Of .................
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Originally Posted by Detty
It started so long ago... I remember the scream's... the words Legion.. Fury.. Wolfpack.. thats where it began, the start of the Empire that cast us into darkness, they ruled by might and iron fist choking us all.
The war was, at its most basic level, simply a revolt against the authoritarian regime of the Galactic Empire ruled by WP - VTS and Fury, who, unknown to the vast majority of the population of the galaxy, was in reality a bunch of spotty nerds that never went out who crafted the destruction of us all for we had something they craved, we had women. They sought to replace the Galactic Republic with a new and more powerful regime, as looked to take our women by flashing off there large Roid reserves.
During his rise to power in the waning days of the Old Republic, some Alliances became alarmed at the centralization of power in the nerd's hands. With there Sector Governance Decree, issued shortly before the and of the Cluster Wars, The Triad was able to render the Smaller Alliances virtually powerless. Given the power to personally appoint governors to rule various regions of the galaxy; while they were nominally subordinate to the Old Republic, in reality, they answered only to The Triad. Since the Triad could personally appoint them, they would fill the positions with only the most loyal men.
In response to the decree, nearly twenty Alliances, including influential groups such as Virus, Unknown, Aim and Nos, issued a petition requesting that the Triad restore the old Republic to power. The Nerd's not only ignored the request, but would eventually order the destruction of many of the Alliances‘, denouncing them as traitors. Those who were not destroyed were forced to openly support the Empire's policies or fear attack.
However, these Alliances were able to begin covertly plotting against the Triad and the new Galactic Empire they had put in place, the names of those within the Triad may now have changed but the authoritarian regime remains, setting the stage for now.
The Return Of Ministry.
The true history of The Ministry has been forgotten by so many.. and corrupted by even more... its roots founded in 115:11.. its brotherhood forged in the Parallel War...
There names forgotten...
No longer
Let it start as a whisper.. let the voices grow...
Hear now the screams -Ministry-
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I dont know if its a good sign or not, but the name Ministry brings words as "WHINE" "CRY" and such to my mind....
Might be the people that shout that name in the last 5 years thats gotten that into me, but meh.....
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9 Jul 2011, 23:40
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Re: The Return Of .................
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Originally Posted by tobbe
I dont know if its a good sign or not, but the name Ministry brings words as "WHINE" "CRY" and such to my mind....
Might be the people that shout that name in the last 5 years thats gotten that into me, but meh.....
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well, words like whine and cry go perfectly well with the word scream so... i guess there is a point to his post!
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10 Jul 2011, 03:13
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Re: The Return Of .................
care? no! an alliance i wouldn't welcome back!
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10 Jul 2011, 13:28
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Re: The Return Of .................
That settles it then. Ministry cannot return. gm does not approve.
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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10 Jul 2011, 19:50
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Re: The Return Of .................
Huh?
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10 Jul 2011, 22:14
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Re: The Return Of .................
Oh look, Timfayle doesn't get it
Can't remember the Ministry but welcome back and good luck! Maybe you could get some of your former players back to help this dying game.
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11 Jul 2011, 15:44
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Forever VisioN
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Re: The Return Of .................
I remember Ministry, even played a round there , good luck with your return to PA
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11 Jul 2011, 16:36
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So what?
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Re: The Return Of .................
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Originally Posted by Korsan
Oh look, Timfayle doesn't get it
Can't remember the Ministry but welcome back and good luck! Maybe you could get some of your former players back to help this dying game.
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So you don't know timpayne founded the Ministry, presumably....
Never mind, I'm sure your insults were well thought through.
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11 Jul 2011, 17:10
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Always MadcowS
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Re: The Return Of .................
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Originally Posted by Shev
So you don't know timpayne founded the Ministry, presumably....
Never mind, I'm sure your insults were well thought through.
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Sorry but i didn't want to insult you. Timpayne is responsible for my blue sig and we already are over it. I just mock him from time to time, nothing serious
By saying I dont remember ministry I didnt want to insult you either as I took a long PA break from r10-r25. They must have played at those round, seriously no offense from here mate
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11 Jul 2011, 17:39
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Drink is Good
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Re: The Return Of .................
again you are wrong!! keep it going!!
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11 Jul 2011, 19:28
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Re: The Return Of .................
what next? Angels returning?
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11 Jul 2011, 20:46
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Re: The Return Of .................
whinestryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
whooop. more people for me to emo at \o/
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11 Jul 2011, 23:13
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Re: The Return Of .................
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Originally Posted by Reincarnate
whinestryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
whooop. more people for me to emo at \o/
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12 Jul 2011, 00:21
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Drink is Good
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Re: The Return Of .................
way to facebook
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12 Jul 2011, 06:26
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Guy next door
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Re: The Return Of .................
Ministry, one of these old school alliances that people only tend to remember because their own circlejerking member's chanting and cheerleading. Nobody outside this little group really care about them.
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14 Jul 2011, 10:20
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Re: The Return Of .................
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Ministry, one of these old school alliances that people only tend to remember because their own circlejerking member's chanting and cheerleading. Nobody outside this little group really care about them.
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1st: Thanks for bringing my forum account back to life Apocco
2ndly: I guess you are partly correct. We did pretty shit as an alliance in planetarion, never really achieved anything. We were a good bg / wing though, and had lots of fun. We were a good alliance in ********, where we won a few rounds and lost the rest to the cheating dragons
I wouldn't say that noone outside the group cared about us, we did seem to get quite much attention for a while. Mostly due to people finding us to be..uhm.. immature pricks though I guess.
3rdly: I sincerely doubt this announcement is for real. I havent heard anything of any return atleast. If it is real, then good luck to you, you will need it Ministry is over as an alliance as far as Im concerned. We did try some comeback..uhm.. 20(?) rounds back and that failed miserably as people just aren't interessted enough anymore. Myself I havent played since Ascendancy days. Cant even remember what round that would of been...
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14 Jul 2011, 16:44
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Re: The Return Of .................
I guess it is worth checking the forums from time to time...not that I would play again ofc
Still a fun thread started by the, in my memory, comic relief troll of Detty
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14 Jul 2011, 18:13
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Puppet...
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Re: The Return Of .................
I only posted this intruth to see who was still around after I discovered I still had a forum account here and seeing some of the replies makes me giggle....
On a side note hey hey tesla, Elev lots of man lobe coming your way
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14 Jul 2011, 21:33
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Re: The Return Of .................
Elev! Tesla! Detty!
Its a real Ministry orgy!
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14 Jul 2011, 23:23
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Re: The Return Of .................
even alki stopped by....
let's spam some more!
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15 Jul 2011, 14:23
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Re: The Return Of .................
Welcome back
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16 Jul 2011, 10:45
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Re: The Return Of .................
hi guys. weird thread.
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16 Jul 2011, 11:21
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Re: The Return Of .................
So what is all this vermin doing here anyway?
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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17 Jul 2011, 18:59
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Re: The Return Of .................
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So what is all this vermin doing here anyway?
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Most of us read the forums now and again. 99,9999% of everything written here is not interessting and thus not worth a reply. When our own alliance announce their return, that was worth a reply for some of us I guess
...however unsurprisingly it was a hoax announcement.
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18 Jul 2011, 18:13
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WAFFLES FFS!!!
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Re: The Return Of .................
Guess i should make a little "scream" inhere aswell
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21 Jul 2011, 04:17
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Free
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Location: Canada
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Re: The Return Of .................
PD Templar, Koen AND Tesla all in the same thread, all in the same week
This makes checking the forums all worth it to me
You guys all rock. Your part of what made playing this silly game worth it to me
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21 Jul 2011, 16:33
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Ministry
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Re: The Return Of .................
Ministreeeehh!!
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22 Jul 2011, 08:09
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Re: The Return Of .................
I'm celebrating this thread today by getting emotional and over reacting to everything.
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23 Jul 2011, 22:05
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Re: The Return Of .................
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1st: Thanks for bringing my forum account back to life Apocco
2ndly: I guess you are partly correct. We did pretty shit as an alliance in planetarion, never really achieved anything. We were a good bg / wing though, and had lots of fun. We were a good alliance in ********, where we won a few rounds and lost the rest to the cheating dragons
I wouldn't say that noone outside the group cared about us, we did seem to get quite much attention for a while. Mostly due to people finding us to be..uhm.. immature pricks though I guess.
3rdly: I sincerely doubt this announcement is for real. I havent heard anything of any return atleast. If it is real, then good luck to you, you will need it Ministry is over as an alliance as far as Im concerned. We did try some comeback..uhm.. 20(?) rounds back and that failed miserably as people just aren't interessted enough anymore. Myself I havent played since Ascendancy days. Cant even remember what round that would of been...
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23 Jul 2011, 22:38
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Re: The Return Of .................
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I'm celebrating this thread today by getting emotional and over reacting to everything.
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talking about over reacting... what ever happened to Valo
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24 Jul 2011, 00:21
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BlueTuba
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Re: The Return Of .................
Vaio is safe and well. We are saving the EVILTUBA for a special occasion.
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