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The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Right now - at this present stage in my life - I'm feeling pretty studly.
I guess the stud-a-thon started 3 weeks ago or so.
3 weeks ago
I wasn't planning on going out this particular weekend. My flatmate had a friend coming down - Femke (dutch), who I had never met before.
Slim, 5'8/9, brunette, petite figure, pretty. 26.
Exchanged pleasantries on Friday night. Mocked something on TV (I forget what).
Saturday didn't see her until early evening, where her and my flatmate (Laura) invited me to some house party they were going to.
I was in two minds about it, as I would have known nobody there. Part of me loves not knowing anyone though, so i went along.
Anyway, cutting the story short, I ended up flirting heavily with Femke and us going back to my flat.
We slept together in my bed and had sex - after the sex she went back to the room she was sleeping in.
This was the first time I'd had sex in about 6 months, so I felt pretty good about myself.
Femke went back to Manchester the next day. I don't have her number or anything, but I'm sure I'll see her again.
2 weeks ago
I was in Exeter, for the "Safer Sex Ball" (huge charity event with about 3000 people all dressed up in kinky type costumes).
This girl called Carice was flirting a little bit with me there - but then, she was flirting with everyone, so I didn't pay it much heed.
We were staying at my friend Aaron's (ChipZ^ on these boards, incidentally). Carice and her friends crashed and came back with us all.
I was lying on his (Aaron's) bed talking to him.
Carice comes in and lies next to me.
Aaron raises his eyebrow at me and leaves, to sleep upstairs.
I climb into bed with her (it was cold, their heating wasn't working!).
She tries to cuddle me but I'm busy drinking my can of Stella
She takes it off me and puts it on the floor
See, the thing is - Carice is a gigantic cocktease. So me pretending I couldn't be bothered with her scored me points.
I pretended to go to sleep and she started cuddling me.
Bingo, I thought.
I cuddled back, a bit reluctantly.
She became more forward.
I responded in kind (only polite, you know).
Anyway, cutting to the chase, we didn't have sex, but we did fool around a bit.
Tom felt more studly.
Carice also left the bed after a few hours, so I had it all to myself.
This weekend
My friends from Jersey (who went to uni with me) came to visit me in London, as there was an Exeter reunion of sorts on Saturday night.
We all went along.
It was very cool, very surreal seeing all these people again.
One of the girls who was staying with me - Nathalie - ended up flirting with me (I didn't flirt with her - she instigated it! Honest guv)
We snogged a few times in the club.
I bailed and went to drink with my friends.
She followed.
I started to get annoyed and purposely tried to get rid of her. My friends all found it highly amusing.
Cutting to the end of the night, we all got a cab back.
We ended up going to bed.
I got a cheeky handjob.
My studliness factor is exploding by now.
...She stayed in the bed with me.
...I ****ing hated it.
...She messed up all the sheets.
...She started trying to cuddle me in bed.
...She meant I couldnt spread out - I was pushed right to the edge.
This is a double bed, mind.
Anyway. This thread isn't just a big boast that I've had three separate girls in bed over 3 weekends. I am feeling amazing about the whole situation, but that isn't what I intended.
It's about what I want. There's no way I want a girlfriend.
I can't realistically see myself committing to anyone.
I got pissed off with this Nathalie girl yesterday because she didn't leave my flat until 4pm. She was already grating on my personal space.
I think I have a complex from my last girlfriend (broke up in January - she was very high maintenance).
I haven't met any girls I'd want as a girlfriend. I always find things with them (personality, physical, mental attributes) that would make me never want to go out with them for more than a few dates. I think I do it on purpose, subconsciously.
I can't commit.
I mean sure, I'm 22, I'm young and free etc - but since I've moved in with my flatmates, they now think I'm some sort of stud. I'm not - this sort of thing never normally happens to me.
I'm not entirely sure why I made this thread. I just am wondering if maybe I should grow up a bit. I don't want to get to 26-27-28-29-30 and still be trying to get a one-night stand or a bit of fun with a date.
Anyway.
I hope the rest of you are having fantastic lovelives.
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5 Dec 2005, 01:27
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Sounds great Tom, why would you doubt the way you're living now? You're young, I would just enjoy it if I where you. When I was 22 I was already 4 years in a shitty relationship that went on for 3 more years. If I could turn back time I would've been doing what you described over those years.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Dace is having a decent lovelife.
Two threads about success with women.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I'm not entirely sure why I made this thread. I just am wondering if maybe I should grow up a bit. I don't want to get to 26-27-28-29-30 and still be trying to get a one-night stand or a bit of fun with a date.
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Why not?
But anyway, yeah it does sound like you're over-compensating from your last girlfriend. It's quite possible to have a sane, low maintenance girlfriend.
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This weekend I've "pulled" (only in a relatively minor snogging / exchanging numbers sort of way) three girls (ranging from 17 to 29). The only problem is that they're all due to turn up at the same club next week. I have to think of some sort of genius plan so they don't notice I'm dividing my time between them somehow.
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5 Dec 2005, 01:40
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
This weekend I've "pulled" (only in a relatively minor snogging / exchanging numbers sort of way) three girls (ranging from 17 to 29). The only problem is that they're all due to turn up at the same club next week. I have to think of some sort of genius plan so they don't notice I'm dividing my time between them somehow.
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I'm sure there are films dedicated to this kinda plot line ... don't you have to change outfits or something tho?!
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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don't you have to change outfits or something tho?!
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Probably but all my clothes look pretty much identical (black-top and black trousers or skirt). This might make such a plan slightly difficult to execute.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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I'm sure there are films dedicated to this kinda plot line ... don't you have to change outfits or something tho?!
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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It's quite possible to have a sane, low maintenance girlfriend.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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But I'll be damned if anyone could find one.
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I've got one
She just wants to see me all the time and misses me all the time when i'm not there.
But that's not her fault.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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I've got one
She just wants to see me all the time and misses me all the time when i'm not there.
But that's not her fault.
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Mine is like that, but isn't that just being "clingy"?
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I also had lots of sex. (girlfriend said something about best sex of her life so )
I will try the BLAMO thing next time I see her.
so yeh - all good!
except work tomorrow at 8
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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When I saw Forest lose, I thought of you.
Then I thought 'He's in Italia, he's having more fun than me working extra hours unpaid at Phones4u'
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i only found out on the train home today. Our away form is SHOCKING. But hey - it's one less cup distraction I haven't even ventured onto the forest forum yet as i know it'll be full of angry threads.
We've now been knocked out of cups by: Macclesfield, Woking and Chester (and drew with Weymouth).
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Mine is like that, but isn't that just being "clingy"?
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She's not really clingy... I just don't get to see her very often. She's really really in love with me.
But yeh (going back to the original post) Tom, it's fine not wanting to have a girlfriend. If you meet someone you like enough then it will probably fall into place though.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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JBG you'd better hurry or Ste will achieve your lifetime goal before you
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Will I get mega-bonus points if I manage it with his girlfriend before he does?
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
This weekend I've "pulled" (only in a relatively minor snogging / exchanging numbers sort of way) three girls (ranging from 17 to 29). The only problem is that they're all due to turn up at the same club next week. I have to think of some sort of genius plan so they don't notice I'm dividing my time between them somehow.
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all i ask is that you report back after the weekend on how you pulled them all in the same club without the others noticing
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
This appears to have been a successful GD weekend as I also had sex last night (and this morning ) Hurrah for GD. Although dace's story seems to be a slightly delayed one
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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This appears to have been a successful GD weekend as I also had sex last night (and this morning :) ) Hurrah for GD. Although dace's story seems to be a slightly delayed one :(
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
I just had to posrep sniborp for that comment.
I could not have said it better, nor can anyone else.
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5 Dec 2005, 13:22
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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I mean sure, I'm 22, I'm young and free etc - but since I've moved in with my flatmates, they now think I'm some sort of stud. I'm not - this sort of thing never normally happens to me.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Tom, perhaps you just need a bigger bed?
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Tom, perhaps you just need a bigger bed?
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Originally Posted by Tom earlier
...She stayed in the bed with me.
...I ****ing hated it.
...She messed up all the sheets.
...She started trying to cuddle me in bed.
...She meant I couldnt spread out - I was pushed right to the edge.
This is a double bed, mind.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
have you never heard of a triple bed?
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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have you never heard of a triple bed?
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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have you never heard of a triple bed?
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yes you have.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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are you smoking something?
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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I'm smoking a heady mix of your self respect and heroin.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
top notch good read
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5 Dec 2005, 13:38
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
No, actually I haven't.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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No, actually I haven't.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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No, actually I haven't.
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5 Dec 2005, 13:44
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
That's a triple bunk bed.
How is Tomkat meant to spread himself over all 3 beds? Unless he somehow dissembles himself, it won't happen. The only advantage is saying to clingly girl "Want to come back to my triple bed?" and forcing her to sleep above / below you (naturally she'd probably sleep below, unless you're too drunk to make it to a higher bunk).
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
I've heard of King and Queen sized beds (apparently Queens are bigger than Kings, though I'm not sure if this is related to the fact we don't currently have a King, or some sort of relative obesity index between monachs) but never a triple bed
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
I just got a new king size bed, tis awesome
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
this thread is really going off at a tangent
PS bunkbeds is an ace idea
PITY I'M NOT 8!
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5 Dec 2005, 13:48
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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this thread is really going off at a tangent
PS bunkbeds is an ace idea
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All GD threads go off on tangents. If they don't have at least 2 tangental slants, they're not proper GD threads.
bunkbeds do have positive points, as I outlined
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
I dont really understand what the point of this thread is other than to talk about having had sex on the internet but ok.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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I dont really understand what the point of this thread is other than to talk about having had sex on the internet but ok.
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I had sex on the internet once*. how big is my epenis!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone
(I had a firewall and didn't give my address, so it was safe)
*ok I lie, more than once.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
no your 22, so you can suffice for the tripple bed!
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Incidentally recently enough my goal in life changed from taking part in a lesbian orgy to using the word "blamo" during sex.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Incidentally recently enough my goal in life changed from taking part in a lesbian orgy to using the word "blamo" during sex.
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The hard part of that must be to actually have sex. Just yell "BLAMO" when you cum, easy
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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The hard part of that must be to actually have sex. Just yell "BLAMO" when you cum, easy
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I can imagine it sort of decreases your chances of repeat action. I was too afraid to use that the other night
Wait shit, not afraid I mean drunk
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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I can imagine it sort of decreases your chances of repeat action. I was too afraid to use that the other night
Wait shit, not afraid I mean drunk
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It's not like you're dressing up in a wizard's robes and carrying around a wand.
Just say that you felt like a cannon or something, it was the best you'd ever had, etc etc
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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It's not like you're dressing up in a wizard's robes and carrying around a wand.
Just say that you felt like a cannon or something, it was the best you'd ever had, etc etc
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Incidentally recently enough my goal in life changed from taking part in a lesbian orgy to using the word "blamo" during sex.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
This was a succesful weekend in that Newcastle didn't get beaten.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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This was a succesful weekend in that Newcastle didn't get beaten.
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Did you see the forest score :crymeariver:
incidentally I had an absolutely amazing weekend in Italy thankyouverymuch.
Milan and Verona were really nice. Milan was all snowy and Verona was pretty.
I also had lots of sex. (girlfriend said something about best sex of her life so )
I will try the BLAMO thing next time I see her.
so yeh - all good!
except work tomorrow at 8
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Did you see the forest score :crymeariver:
incidentally I had an absolutely amazing weekend in Italy thankyouverymuch.
Milan and Verona were really nice. Milan was all snowy and Verona was pretty.
I also had lots of sex. (girlfriend said something about best sex of her life so )
I will try the BLAMO thing next time I see her.
so yeh - all good!
except work tomorrow at 8
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Then I thought 'He's in Italia, he's having more fun than me working extra hours unpaid at Phones4u'
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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When I saw Forest lose, I thought of you.
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Right.
What you have to do is:
Set your mate up with the girl you fancy. Get him to share a bed with her. No sex obviously. Make him hog the entire bed all the time, kick her in the face etc. Then he dumps her. He does all this because you are paying him. Then you move in. Having experienced what it's like when someone else hogs the bed, she'll be very considerate of your space.
Of course, this all fall apart if you either have no friends, or have no money.
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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5 Dec 2005, 19:45
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Right.
What you have to do is:
Set your mate up with the girl you fancy. Get him to share a bed with her. No sex obviously. Make him hog the entire bed all the time, kick her in the face etc. Then he dumps her. He does all this because you are paying him. Then you move in. Having experienced what it's like when someone else hogs the bed, she'll be very considerate of your space.
Of course, this all fall apart if you either have no friends, or have no money.
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Sounds like a foolproof idea.....
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Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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"suggestion that girl who posts on internet has better pulling power / sex life than boy on internet shocker"
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5 Dec 2005, 19:48
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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bad form, only men are allowed to gloat about that, didn't you read the rules?
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5 Dec 2005, 20:30
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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Given some of the members of this forum, that really isn't much of a boast.
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