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Dark-Strider · 1 Apr 2004, 01:26

Oh Why, Oh Why was gal status taken out,
It makes me want to scream and shout.
Some people like the simple life,
not that complicated new overview and other such strife.

Another thing I miss it seems,
Is being able to defend for 7 ticks.
How are we meant to match those gigantic teams?
Wave after Wave, tick after tick, it makes me sick.

Until they make PA more fun for n00bs,
I seem them leaving PA for their rubix cubes.
After all its more fun than being roided day after day,
Death becomes a mainstay,
Just ask me, the forgotten n00b of yesterday.

The n00bs of today, just can't compete,
They'll never be anything but average, and certainly never "leet".
Until something is done to give n00bies a chance,
PA will never grow, stuck in their old ways, their old stance.

Most of the veterans of today, dont give a damm either way,
Some, it is true are prepared to help beginners,
but others see them as nothing but whiners, and are unwilling to help
Only caring that they themselves end up winners,
But it will be down to these decliners that PA will die,
as it needs new blood, if it is to even tie,
with these other PA clones and drones.

If you can take anything from this, good luck.
As this was just a little (some may say pointless) note
If it's not to your liking, frankly I don't give a ****.
Anyway time to sign off, check PA and see my attackers gloat.

Really I just wrote this 'cos I felt bored,
but maybe with some it has struck a cord.
Cya all laters, maybe on the otherside,
Where i'll still be prophersised to struggle and die,
till my blood runs dry. and I have no strength to cry.
Anyway i'll leave this on a high,
So i'll just say, have a nice day, and goodbye.

Oh yeah, just One last important thing,
If you take just one thing from this poem,ill say,
Please don't forget the n00bs of today.
After all, you must remember when you were the n00b with the laughable Ping.

Gerbie · 1 Apr 2004, 08:00

Nice. Not great poetry, but I like the msg.

Tomkat · 1 Apr 2004, 13:01

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That poem stinks
And so do you!

General1 · 1 Apr 2004, 14:37

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Originally Posted by Tomkat

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That poem stinks
And so do you!

So do you Tomkat

Jackal2112 · 1 Apr 2004, 16:16

Does he smell like roses?

Klendau · 1 Apr 2004, 17:03

There once was a poet named Strider,
Who thought he was a fking low rider,
Then he crashed his new car,
And wore his mother's bra,
And now he lives in a trumpet

:/

^MDK^MAN^ · 1 Apr 2004, 17:45

I said in Beta that noobs should have some kinda of bonus, Like all alliances below Top10 should get 10% Res bonus or Armor bonus or whatever...

Well just my 2 stinking cents

Klendau · 1 Apr 2004, 20:15

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Originally Posted by ^MDK^MAN^

I said in Beta that noobs should have some kinda of bonus, Like all alliances below Top10 should get 10% Res bonus or Armor bonus or whatever...

Well just my 2 stinking cents

Stinking being the operative word.

Rewarding players for doing poorly simply wouldn't work.

General1 · 1 Apr 2004, 20:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klendau

Stinking being the operative word.

Rewarding players for doing poorly simply wouldn't work.

It worked for Killmark...........................

Klendau · 1 Apr 2004, 20:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by General1

It worked for Killmark...........................

A lot of things worked for Killmark.

Kill · 1 Apr 2004, 20:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by General1

It worked for Killmark...........................

I achieved all the goals I set myself and I achieved a hell of a lot more than most people did, you havent a clue of the ammount of pies I had my finger in or how far my influence stretched.

Killmark

Leshy · 1 Apr 2004, 20:59

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Originally Posted by Kill

I achieved all the goals I set myself and I achieved a hell of a lot more than most people did, you havent a clue of the ammount of pies I had my finger in or how far my influence stretched.

About six centimetres up your own rectum?

Klendau · 1 Apr 2004, 21:02

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Originally Posted by Leshy

About six centimetres up your own rectum?

I'll be 12inches up yours' if you don't stop abusing forum users Leshy!

General1 · 1 Apr 2004, 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kill

I achieved all the goals I set myself and I achieved a hell of a lot more than most people did, you havent a clue of the ammount of pies I had my finger in or how far my influence stretched.

Killmark

Big boy

Auro · 2 Apr 2004, 05:08

I think it better that in times like these
A poet's mouth be silent, for in truth
We have no gift to set a statesman right;
He has had enough of meddling who can please
A young girl in the indolence of her youth,
Or an old man upon a winter's night

- W. B. Y.
1919

Dark-Strider · 2 Apr 2004, 15:12

Bah Humbug!