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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 00:39   #1
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Ive just realised why i dont own a plastic chair ....

Ive borrowed the one from next door, and i just realised that , unfortunately , Plastic Chairs appear to amplify farts to a degree not seen since your average Opera House. The curvature appears to have been developed solely as an acoustic amplification device.

Theyre £9 from IKEA. I recommend you dont buy them if youre having a Curry some night (or a Steak Pie in my case).
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I find that this chair (of the plastic nature) I'm sitting on not only amplifies farts, but also, due to the sweat-retianing nature of the outer surface, creates a 'wet-fart' effect not dissimilar to what I would imagine farting in a just-drained batch would sound like.
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Unread 30 Jan 2003, 01:22   #4
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I would also like to remind you that plastic chairs tend to break under a very strong fart. Use caution.
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Re: Ive just realised why i dont own a plastic chair ....

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Ive borrowed the one from next door, and i just realised that , unfortunately , Plastic Chairs appear to amplify farts to a degree not seen since your average Opera House. The curvature appears to have been developed solely as an acoustic amplification device.

Theyre £9 from IKEA. I recommend you dont buy them if youre having a Curry some night (or a Steak Pie in my case).
So you are saying that 9 pound chairs will not be a good choice for anyone with taste?

The news value really is staggering...
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what kind of faggot has plastic furniture indoors?
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what kind of faggot has plastic furniture indoors?

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I find that this chair (of the plastic nature) I'm sitting on not only amplifies farts, but also, due to the sweat-retianing nature of the outer surface, creates a 'wet-fart' effect not dissimilar to what I would imagine farting in a just-drained batch would sound like.
all the ladies think fart sweat is sexy. swear down. bottle some and give it to your babe for valentines day.
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all the ladies think fart sweat is sexy. swear down. bottle some and give it to your babe for valentines day.
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