Its Coming For Me!!!!!!!1
*gasp* *pant* .....
Its coming .....
I barely got away.
Its huge . Big brown beady eyes . Ive never seen anything like it.
I swear , im never eating triple choc chip cookies again if the end result is that i end up curling off something that large, smelly and downright scary.
It took THREE flushes to get rid of the thing. Im sure that breaks one of the laws of physics. And i swear , as we speak , its working its way back up the pipes after me.
This may be my last ever communique .....
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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