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Ste · 5 Apr 2005, 14:31

I'm only posting this because I found mine strangely accurate...
http://www.blogthings.com/celtichoroscopes/

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You Are A Hazelnut Tree
You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor. You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding. No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics. In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual.

I don't find Hazlenut trees sexual

Zharkov · 5 Apr 2005, 14:35

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You Are An Elm Tree

You are easygoing and a pleasure to be around.
Good looking, you have a pleasant shape and tasteful clothes.
You demand little in others, but you tend not to forgive their mistakes.
Dominant, you like to lead and enjoy making decisions for others.
Overall, you are cheerful, honest, noble, generous, and funny.

:/

KoeN · 5 Apr 2005, 14:38

You Are A Lime Tree

You are intelligent, hard working, and innately successful.
You try to change what you can in life - and you accept what you can't change.
Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting.
Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you love.
You have many talents, but you don't have enough time to use them.

ceres · 5 Apr 2005, 14:40

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You Are An Apple Tree

You are quiet and shy at times, but you have lots of charm and appeal.
You are quite attractive: your pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, and adventurous spirit draw people in.
Sensitive and loyal in love, you want to love and be loved.
You are a faithful and tender partner - who is generous in sharing your many talents.
You love children, and you need an affectionate partner.

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Structural Integrity · 5 Apr 2005, 14:50

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You Are A Cedar Tree

You are elegant yet unpretentious, modest yet vivacious.
Attractive and friendly, you are full of imagination but might lack passion.
You abhor vulgar people, and you don't like anything in excess.
You have little more ambition than to live a calm life and enjoy nature.
You create a content, peaceful atmosphere for others.

Great... another shit horoscope.
If you just put enough complicated and nice words in those things they always match I guess.
"Attractive and friendly"... who wouldn't say no to that?
I'm yet to find a horoscope that tells me I'm a dumb **** who should learn to speak up for himself and shouldn't say yes to all shit jobs.
I guess "you're modest" and "create a content, peacefull atmosphere" is a more subtle way of putting it.

1-X · 5 Apr 2005, 14:52

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You are not a tree.

You're a bit bored and happy to click on fun links that purport to give you some information about yourself. You then post the result, probably with no accompanying comment that might make the post worthwhile, content in the knowledge that you're a minute closer to going home and your postcount is that little bit higher.

Knight Theamion · 5 Apr 2005, 15:02

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Originally Posted by stupid site

You Are A Poplar Tree

People tend to look up to you, and it's a bit lonely at the top.
Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage.
Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation.
You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life.
You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously.

and 1-X wins, although in my case i am just killing time before going training

roadrunner_0 · 5 Apr 2005, 15:02

You Are A Hornbeam Tree

You are a reserved person, looking in from the outside.
Naturally attractive, you take good care of your looks.
You are not egoistic, and you make life as comfortable as possible.
You look for kindness in others - though you are seldom happy with yourself.
A bit mistrusting and unsure, you dream of being swept away by someone unusual.

for the record, i find that curiously accurate

MrL_JaKiri · 5 Apr 2005, 15:15

You are a Fig Tree

You are very independent and strong minded.
A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.
You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.
You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.
A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess.

I don't like arguments, guys.

Also, before making any comments on how "curiously accurate" they are, look at how the others are "curiously accurate" as well.

Ste · 5 Apr 2005, 15:20

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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

Also, before making any comments on how "curiously accurate" they are, look at how the others are "curiously accurate" as well.

Zharkov's, Koen's, SI's and theam's are half true for me
Ceres, RR and yours aren't at all really...

Knight Theamion · 5 Apr 2005, 15:27

It is lonely at the top

KoeN · 5 Apr 2005, 15:32

I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I'm driving around in my car
I'm driving too fast
I'm driving too far
I'd like to change my point of view
I feel so lonely
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree
I'm turning my head up and down
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see is just another lemon-tree

a song about me

pig · 5 Apr 2005, 15:39

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Originally Posted by horoscope

You Are An Apple Tree

You are quiet and shy at times, but you have lots of charm and appeal.
You are quite attractive: your pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, and adventurous spirit draw people in.
Sensitive and loyal in love, you want to love and be loved.
You are a faithful and tender partner - who is generous in sharing your many talents.
You love children, and you need an affectionate partner.

riiiiiggggggght

KoeN · 5 Apr 2005, 15:42

the apple tree is the faggot of treeland

roadrunner_0 · 5 Apr 2005, 16:42

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Originally Posted by Ste

Zharkov's, Koen's, SI's and theam's are half true for me
Ceres, RR and yours aren't at all really...

just for curiosity's sake, why would you say mine didn't fit?

Ste · 5 Apr 2005, 18:31

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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

just for curiosity's sake, why would you say mine didn't fit?

Well, I certainly don't dream of being swept away by someone unusual. I spend no time on how I look. Attractive? well, I think i'm average. I guess I'm a little reserved but that depends who i'm with.
I wouldn't class myself as mistrusting, unsure or egoistic. But I do try to make life as comfortable as possible, but everyone does don't they?

Anyway, if it had come up with that for me I would have shrugged and thought "that's bollocks" and not made this thread.

Marilyn Manson · 5 Apr 2005, 18:35

You Are A Pine Tree

You love agreeable company, peace, and harmony.
Compassionate and friendly, you love to help others.
A natural poet, you have a very active imagination.
You are very soft on the inside - needing affection and reassurance.
You can fall in love deeply, but you will leave if you feel betrayed.

lokken · 5 Apr 2005, 18:42

You Are A Fig Tree

You are very independent and strong minded.
A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.
You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.
You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.
A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess.

IncubusGod · 7 Apr 2005, 02:33

"You are a Poplar

You ****ing suck, why dont you just go ****ing die now and save everyone the trouble of cleaning your brains off the wall when you've managed to find a shotgun.
Oh and your moon thingy is rising somewhere meaning your a c%nt.You also are terrible in bed"