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15 Feb 2005, 16:06
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Land Based Biped
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Moon
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Special Valentines Sex
Stand and be recognised all those with a certain spring in your step this morning.
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15 Feb 2005, 16:39
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
I won three out of five games last night. \o/
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15 Feb 2005, 16:44
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
With thanks to IncubusGod:
You do realise that broadcasting how you've had some Valentines Day action with your girlfriend will get you castrated,flamed,picked apart and neg repped on a board full of single,pissed off people who've just about had enough of their single, sex-less status being crammed down their throats over the past few days or so.
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15 Feb 2005, 16:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
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15 Feb 2005, 17:05
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
On my fourteenth bithday, my mum bought me Prince´s 1999 Album.
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15 Feb 2005, 17:07
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nonentity
With thanks to IncubusGod:
You do realise that broadcasting how you've had some Valentines Day action with your girlfriend will get you castrated,flamed,picked apart and neg repped on a board full of single,pissed off people who've just about had enough of their single, sex-less status being crammed down their throats over the past few days or so.
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yeah obviously thats the reason why people hate shitty threads started by shitty posters.
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15 Feb 2005, 17:11
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
Posts: 680
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
I am now the King of France, Germany and most of Spain.
Medieval baby.
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15 Feb 2005, 18:02
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The Original Terran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Afghan atm
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
I got a hole in my boots
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The following is a list of problems found in various places throughout the manual and game. We love you Noah!
Written by Kloopy Wed Mar 16 22:06:43 2005
Retired just for a bit....
Proud to have been 1up, SiN, Wolfpack, Bluetuba and the leader of ARK.
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15 Feb 2005, 18:27
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
I installed mIRC
oh but one of my sisters friends started flirting with me over msn...
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15 Feb 2005, 19:02
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
is she hot
whats her msn address
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(!!!!!!!!!)
:<
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15 Feb 2005, 19:07
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Bored
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
she looks quite nice in her msn profile.
18 tho...
I think I met her at the weekend and she looked less fit in real life...
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15 Feb 2005, 19:08
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
i hope you went ASL ASL ASL ASL ASL for huge portions of the conversation.... otherwise whats the point in talking to girls you barely know?
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15 Feb 2005, 19:09
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
JJ buggered KaneED.
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15 Feb 2005, 19:11
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
only in his dreams.
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15 Feb 2005, 19:14
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
she challenged me to a game of checkers now
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15 Feb 2005, 19:24
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
Set up one of your pieces so it's vulnerable and say
TAKE ME NOW YOU DIRTY SLUT!
It can't fail
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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15 Feb 2005, 19:37
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
Ste says:
what do I win?
***** says:
any prize of your choosing...
I'm in!
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15 Feb 2005, 19:47
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrNick
Stand and be recognised all those with a certain spring in your step this morning.
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I BET THE SPRING IN YOUR STEP IS BECAUSE YOUR ANUS IS SO TENDER FROM THE PUMELLING IT RECEIVED LAST NIGHT THAT YOU WALK FUNNY IN AN ATTEMPT TO MINIMISE THE PAIN!
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15 Feb 2005, 20:59
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
Im bouncing like a lamb in springtime
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It was matter for general remark,
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15 Feb 2005, 21:01
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
It appears Kura was forced to endure "brown love" too :((((((((((
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15 Feb 2005, 21:02
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
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Originally Posted by Dace
It appears Kura was forced to endure "brown love" too (((((((((
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Poor Dace. One day, you too will find out what a female is for Dace, and then all those long nights in the toilets at Bennetts being paid a fiver a time will be looked upon as "Character Building".
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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15 Feb 2005, 21:04
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
"a woman is for making babies ... a watermelon is for pleasure"
[/Arab saying]
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15 Feb 2005, 21:09
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
"a woman is for making babies ... a watermelon is for pleasure"
[/Arab saying]
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I sense the $420 from the poker is going on a shareholding in the local greengrocers then.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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15 Feb 2005, 21:21
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
maybe i want to help make babies
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15 Feb 2005, 22:48
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Re: Special Valentines Sex
I got ****ed hard
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