<Pyr0> i think about a friend of mine all the time like more than three to four times a day is that more than friendship?
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> yes, next question
<Pyr0> its a girl and i think i may just be in love with her im happy just being with her though just sitting beside her makes me happy
<[LAT]Sunday8pm>
is it that bird you were going to rape in the woods?
<Pyr0> yes
<Pyr0> oh i am ridiculous she just came on MSN and my heart jumped
<Pablissimo> <Pyr0> "she just came on MSN and my heart jumped" <- i used to get that with someone until i started getting blanked in the street after having called her a filthy whore at a party she threw at her flat that i wasn't technically invited to, now i just feel hate!
<Pyr0> the thing is i have fallen into the best friend elephant trap
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> Pyro that's why you must be a slut with everyone woman you meet that way if you become attracted to their personality you are already at first or second base instead of in the friend trap.
<Pablissimo> i broke the friend trap, don't listen it's just awkward as ****
<nodrog> dating advice with Sunday8pm 22:00 to 23:00 every sunday night
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> *points out nod's lack of partner*
<Pyr0> i am a manwhore already at least i am with other men not so much with women im more withdrawn for some crazy reason.
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> you gotta do it with women too if you flirt with them all the time and like shit that way it's never awkward when you want to **** em on a long term basis.
<Pyr0> oh i do i always flirt alot etc
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> do you make em horny or do you just try to come across as charming?
<Pablissimo> 'cute' is the word to avoid, AVOID, otherwise DENIED
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> when I Say flirt I mean you gotta keep them thinking about horny dirty things that way when you offer to do the dirty horny thing she's already had her mind set too it.
<Pyr0> i always come across as a gentleman apparently but a gentleman who gets his leg over
<nodrog> maybe you subconsciously decided to turn gay in order to avoid confronting your feelings about this girl, because oyu knew you loved her and thought that a change in sexuality would be easier than going through the heartbreak of getting possibly rejected by her
<Pablissimo> hey nod you should be on Living TV
<Pyr0> you know gordo, you may be right
<[LAT]Sunday8pm> that sounds like 90% of the gay community omg I'm so scared of getting blown off by women and looking a loser to my mates so I'll try and shag men to make them question me less
<Pablissimo> noone's really gay, they're just afraid to be straight man
<nodrog> youve no idea how much i hate you
<Pablissimo> me, sunday or both
<Pyr0> but i do like men tho i mean they give me wood but so do the crazy womens
<meaple> your just sex starved
<Pyr0> nah, i get plenty of sex thats never really been a problem, part of being a manwhore I've not had much "love sex" though, if any.
So there we have it, pyro is a heterosexual lover and a bisexual mater. Nodrog issues a belief on homosexual males that a few members agree with. Pyro is afraid of being in the mythical 'friend' trap and needs help there. I've also turned an irc log into something more savoury for the boards.
Fire away!