The many uses of napalm in the kitchen

[Grimble v2.0]

I really don't get why people don't use napalm in their kitchens more often. It's the perfect solution to problems for every sort of household.

Your typical unemployed slob will have a filthy kitchen, filled with dishes, glasses and bowls stacked atop the sink with new lifeforms in various stages of development.

Solution: Napalm

Your typical posh twat will want to impress his friends with an exiting dinner. You can't really impress anyone with an ordinary flambè anymore, I mean anyone can pour some cognac into a pan.

Solution: Napalm

You're a student, living with other students. You've just had a party the night before, and the kitchen smells like a combination of vomit and old beer. Not something you'd want to smell in the morning with a massive hangover.

Solution: Napalm

I'm sure there are more, but I'm a bit hung over.

[pablissimo]

I hereby ask that the verb 'To Napalm' should be replaced by the marginally cooler 'palming. For instance:

What you doing dawg?
'palming the pantry, bo!

See? Now that mindless, suicide-inducing conversation between two morons sounds just like Vietnam!

[Grimble v2.0]

I'm in ur base, 'palming all ur doods

[Pyr0 MK III]

I prefered the penguin, but good effort.

[Grimble v2.0]

This wasn't an effort, I was asked to make this thread, and in return I'd get a thread about cauliflowers.

I want my cauliflower thread

[Pyr0 MK III]

dont forget to add melted cheese

[Grimble v2.0]

Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue

I hope you're happy now.

As happy as Dace at a kindergarden