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Unread 25 Feb 2003, 19:09   #1
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worst place you farted?
this would be once when i was 12 and there was this spiritual thingy where my catholic school took its students on a saturday to a "Jesus-farm" where we should pray and think about how mean we are.
welly welly me brothers, as there was this huge silence with only the priest talking, i felt like passing a small, unheardable gas, but to my misfortune i ended up letting one rip. And the worst part is that when i noticed that it was loud as hell, i tried to close my sfincter, but as i starded laughing, the ripping resumed, in a jumpy way, like my laugthter


i could have...died...
it was 2 years of harassement that ended when i moved out of the city
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Jesuses?
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Jesii?

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That was tonypoop's suggestion but as I could find neither on dictionary.com I went with Jesuses.
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That was tonypoop's suggestion but as I could find neither on dictionary.com I went with Jesuses.
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it was 2 years of harassement that ended when i moved out of the city
How can you be harassed over farting?



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it was 2 years of harassement that ended when i moved out of the city
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everytime i get in our car i fart, it just happens naturally for osme reason. and they're always silent and they always really smell. that's the worst place because even with the windows open at 60mph it still stinks. jesus
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I once farted in a "worry talk" whit myself, the cops, and my mother...it stunk as hell, and i fell over laughing!
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everytime i get in our car i fart, it just happens naturally for osme reason. and they're always silent and they always really smell. that's the worst place because even with the windows open at 60mph it still stinks. jesus
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Obviously the worst time and place is in bed with a partner , or during coitus.

Both of which i have been guilty of
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hmmm yeah a couple of years ago at school
it was in a big classroom, and everyone was studying... you know how it ends...
i ended up having to 'apologise' to the teacher while everyone else was laughing :/
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karate class

im always farting but this time was different,

i was sparring with the black belt, he seemed over confedent that he could beat me, i scored 12 points in a row and he couldn't block a single one, he was getting really mad by now. everyone gathered aroung us, watching in silence as we faught. and bam he hit me, right in the gut, with his fat foot. it didn't hurt much but it made the gas fly out of me. it squeked so loud. man i fell to the floor laughing, a few joined, me. it lasted about minute. i got up and wiped a tear from my eye, my face hurt from laughing so much, so i stepped back to fight again and let one rip. everyone laughed again, even me.....ill always remember that day,,,,,,,forever
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haha i have a friend thats had a similar karate farting experience :|.. maybe its a karate thing
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School class, during an exam. Silent, but potent. I just looked very angry at the person behind me. No one noticed it was me.
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I always wondered who did that...
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my g/f (at the time) was giving me head.

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Re: worst place you farted?
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..i tried to close my sfincter, but as i starded laughing, the ripping resumed, in a jumpy way, like my laugthter
Isn't it spelt Svincter?
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Obviously the worst time and place is in bed with a partner , or during coitus.

Both of which i have been guilty of
Me and gf have farting competitions now, especially in bed. Never let a girl say they don't fart.

The worse time to fart is when you are only with one other person... especially if you haven't spoken to them before and want to speak to them again...
Smelly ones are much worse than loud ones...
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Approximately 60 Decibels.
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At least its not Liverpool or Manchester.

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At least its not Liverpool or Manchester.

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Talking about a fart at the Jesus farm for 2 years ?
That does not happen, no matter where you are from. From that we can conclude that you brought the topic up yourself in the past two years, because that was the only way you could get attention. Finally, after two years of pain and torment, the villagers drew out of their town with torches in the night.

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about 11 years ago the local air quality improved. That was when I farted

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Did you ever fart during one of the old tuba "Get Togethers" ?
frequently, we all did everytime your name was mentioned

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Re: Re: worst place you farted?
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How can you be harassed over farting?



I see a test case coming up.
at least in my society farting in public is frown upon
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frequently, we all did everytime your name was mentioned

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there was this time where there was this american soldier giving oral sex to this vietnamese chick and in the middle of it she lets one rip, and says "front door so happy, back door whistle a tune"


oh boy oh boy, to imagining "it" whistlling....makes me laugh
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there was this time where there was this american soldier giving oral sex to this vietnamese chick and in the middle of it she lets one rip, and says "front door so happy, back door whistle a tune"


oh boy oh boy, to imagining "it" whistlling....makes me laugh
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In singapore you can actually be fined or at least given a warning for farting in certain places
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you know you want to.
no , id say i could pretty much testify in court that i dont want to know your sexual fantasies Lokken. They probably involve Patrician , Harry Redknapp , and an industrial sized tub of Lube.

ARGH! MENTAL PICTURES ... GO AWAY ... GO AWAY .... BAD PICTURES!
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no , id say i could pretty much testify in court that i dont want to know your sexual fantasies Lokken. They probably involve Patrician , Harry Redknapp , and an industrial sized tub of Lube.

ARGH! MENTAL PICTURES ... GO AWAY ... GO AWAY .... BAD PICTURES!
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