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17 May 2004, 22:56
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so f*cking zen
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Copy me and be funny
OK here's a conversation that i was involved in at work tonight.
[Background info: Mrs X was reviewing a dodgy as **** passport application]
<Me> So are you going to pass the application and allow an international terrorist into the country then?
<Mrs X> No.
<Mrs Y> I dont think he's from abroad anyway so he'd have to be a domestic terrorist.
<Me> What, he goes around blowing up kitchens?!
So kids all you have to do is wait for a similar conversation to come along, bide your time as the conversation gradually travels towards it's conclusion and then !!!BANG!!! add the killa punchline i've just given you.
[/Rankin is witty as ****]
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17 May 2004, 23:03
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: Copy me and be funny
that actually tore a little chunk of my soul out and spat on it.
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17 May 2004, 23:14
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Copy me and be funny
You're welcome.
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17 May 2004, 23:14
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the merciless
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Re: Copy me and be funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
that actually tore a little chunk of my soul out and spat on it.
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18 May 2004, 14:51
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nomen est omen
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Re: Copy me and be funny
Hehe. Quite funny really.
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18 May 2004, 14:55
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:cool:
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Re: Copy me and be funny
Did they all laugh, or was there one of those horrible silences where tumbleweed rolls past...
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18 May 2004, 15:09
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:alpha:
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Re: Copy me and be funny
You want us to add that punchline to our conversations?
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18 May 2004, 15:54
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Copy me and be funny
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
You want us to add that punchline to our conversations?
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What, he goes around blowing up kitchens?
BADA BOOM
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18 May 2004, 16:08
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nomen est omen
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Re: Copy me and be funny
Or blowing up hotel rooms.
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18 May 2004, 18:16
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Lucky
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Re: Copy me and be funny
woah dace that was funny!@#!
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18 May 2004, 23:02
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Copy me and be funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Obliterate
Did they all laugh, or was there one of those horrible silences where tumbleweed rolls past...
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People generally groaned :up:
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18 May 2004, 23:04
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Copy me and be funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
You want us to add that punchline to our conversations?
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If it fits yeah*.
*trust me you'll get "all the girls"
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