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22 Mar 2003, 01:10
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Twisted
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What would you name your Pub?
If you had one.
Mine would be called 'The Masturbating Chimp'.
Obviously i wouldn't expect alot of buisness.
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22 Mar 2003, 01:11
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Spritely:
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the business opportunities for a pub named "Alchoholics Anonymous" would not be ones to be sniffed at....
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22 Mar 2003, 01:11
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free
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beyond the pale :)))
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22 Mar 2003, 01:12
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No dogs, blacks or englishmen.
And if these seems racist if you replace the word english with irish you had most notices in England in the early part of this century.
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22 Mar 2003, 01:14
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Actually I revise my earlier one to "The Sober Irishman".
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22 Mar 2003, 01:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by ItotheDtotheI
the obligatory swinging sign!
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Shingle 
My pub would be called the Pony and Trap and sell a microbrewed lager called Gypsy's Kiss.
Those of you unfamiliar with ****ney rhyming slang are advised to use either your brains or google, your choice 
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
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spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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22 Mar 2003, 01:20
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"The Thieving Scouser"
And id open it in Manchester,
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22 Mar 2003, 01:23
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
"The Thieving Scouser"
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Calling someone a 'Thieving Scouser' is like calling a fag a 'Homosexual Queer'.
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22 Mar 2003, 05:04
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Prince of Amber
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Darr's Bar and Grill
All the beer you can drink and steaks you can eat for the incredibly low price of $16.99. We don't serve broccoli.
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22 Mar 2003, 05:25
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If it was a gay bar, "The Mouthful"
It's a double-pun, damnit.
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22 Mar 2003, 08:14
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mmm.. pills
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Not sure.. but we already have an English style pub called 'The Firking Hound' however the local council decided as usual that there should be no fun in the world and the name was too offensive to the general public and they re-named to 'The Firk and Hound'
=[DJ Bass]=
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22 Mar 2003, 09:14
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Homesick
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Obviously, The Flying Moose. The meaning is besides me, but it might* be funny if you're drunk.
*not bloody likely
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22 Mar 2003, 12:54
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Heh, Leeds !
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I'd call it 'the Broken Arms'
Vaio
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22 Mar 2003, 13:47
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Gone
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The Sankebite and Black. \0/
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22 Mar 2003, 13:52
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"We got beer!"
Should attract most UK nativs.
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ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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22 Mar 2003, 13:56
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Next goal wins!
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the lucky jew
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22 Mar 2003, 14:02
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'The barmaid's legs'
Those of you too dense to get it, consider waiting:
For the bairmaids legs to open so you can get a drink.
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22 Mar 2003, 15:26
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Heh.
That last one at least was mildly amusing.
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22 Mar 2003, 16:02
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IRC Lackey
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heh
The No-Way Inn
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22 Mar 2003, 16:04
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J to the C to the A G E
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I can't believe I chuckled at that.
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22 Mar 2003, 16:07
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Re: What would you name your Pub?
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Originally posted by Amoril
If you had one.
Mine would be called 'The Masturbating Chimp'.
Obviously i wouldn't expect alot of buisness.
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Pfft.
Anything titled "The Masturbating Chimp " would reap wave after wave of attention and probably become one of the most prominent icons of where you live.
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22 Mar 2003, 16:13
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Re: What would you name your Pub?
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Originally posted by Dookie Velvet
Pfft.
Anything titled "The Masturbating Chimp" would reap wave after wave of attention and probably become one of the most prominent icons of where you live.
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And probably get shut down after 3 days due to complaints 
Believe it or not, Monty Python were forced to cut the word "masturbating" out of one of their sketches, and if Pot Noodle can't have an advert saying "the slag of all snacks", clearly such a mentality still exists.
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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22 Mar 2003, 16:32
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Twisted
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Re: Re: Re: What would you name your Pub?
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Originally posted by Mushroom
And probably get shut down after 3 days due to complaints :p
Believe it or not, Monty Python were forced to cut the word "masturbating" out of one of their sketches, and if Pot Noodle can't have an advert saying "the slag of all snacks", clearly such a mentality still exists.
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There are alot of people who lack a sense of humour in this country :(
Are there any countries where you could actually get away with it?
Say someplace hot and Islandy?
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