Football Chants

I went to see a footie match today and the referee was lenient, then too strict, then lenient again, so I stood up and started chanting "The Referee's Inconsistent, The Referee's Inconsistent".

Nobody else joined in so I sat down.

[Belgarath The Sorcerer]

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind, Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone... You'll never walk alone.
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.

[Grimble]

sign on sign on
with a pen in your hand
as you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job
sign on
sign on

[Chrism]

It's a grand old team to play for
It's a grand old team to support
And if you know the history
It's enough to make your heart go oooooooooo

We don't care what the Red ****e say
What the **** do we care
We only know there's going to be a show
And the Everton boys will be there

[poshphil]

my current favourite:

FRY OUT FRY OUT

[Chrism]

HANG OUT YOUR WASHING ON THE SIEGFRIED LINE

[JC]

Garry Flitcroft's magic,
he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw that lapdancer
he said "I'm sh***ing that!" (I'm sh***ing that!)


If i had the eye of a sparrow,
If i had the arse of a crow,
i would fly over Burnley tomorrow,
and **** on the b******s below


in the town where i was born
their lived a man who sailed to see
and he told me of his life in town of burnley...
burnley fans eat bananas with their feet,
bannans with their feet (repeated)

[paolo]

We hebben hier een voetbalclub
tussen mark en aa
dat is ons goede oude NAC
de club van toffe jongens
is de trots van heel Breda
en brabantse supporters zingen mee
IS NAC WEER AAN DE BAL
JA DAN HOOR JE OVERAL

He he he he hup NAC
hup NAC hup NAC
he he he he hup NAC
zal nooit verloren gaaaaaaaaaaan

[Nodrog]

Originally posted by Fluffy Bunny II
I went to see a footie match today and the referee was lenient, then too strict, then lenient again, so I stood up and started chanting "The Referee's Inconsistent, The Referee's Inconsistent".

Nobody else joined in so I sat down.

tee hee

[Deffeh]

i repeat that "oh its a grand old team to play for" is thoroughly stolen

The usual "all chants are stolen" bs doesnt come into effect, it actually Literally is, a celtic song

[Leshy]

Hi Ha Hondenlul > *

åååååååh roooooosenbååååååååårg åååååååååh rooooooosenbååååååårg

[midge5]

at the wales vs italy game a large section of the crowd around me decided to sing

2-1 to the sheep sha**ers (repeated)

GOA STOAN, AJ VEUR TWENTE BINT

[Kurashima]

We Will Follow Thistle
Over Land and Sea (AND SEA)
We Will Follow Thistle
On To Victory!

And one i loved for its sheer simplicity watching Fancam on the Manchester Derby match at the weekend.

Gary Neville Hes a Red
Hes a Red
Hes a Red
Gary Neville Hes a Red
We hate city!

[Deffeh]

Motherwell has officially the worst songs

the worst being :

YOU WHAT? YOU WHAT? YOU WHAT YOU WHAT YOU WHAT? YOU WHAT?

[Rids]

I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
and like my dreams they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I've looked everywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

Also availible in chitty chitty bang bang format.

Although I still think it sounds like a dirty night out with Micheal Jackson.

[poshphil]

We're in the middle, we're in the middle, we're in the middle of london road

We're the right side, we're the right side, we're the right side of london road

We're the left side, we're the left side, we're the left side of london road.

You are a Scouser
An ugly Scouser
You're only happy
On Giro Day
Your mum's out thieving
Your dad's drug dealing
So please don't you take
My hubcaps
Away


YOU CAN STICK YOUR ****ING ENGLAND UP YOUR ARSE (HEY SVEN!)
YOU CAN STICK YOUR ****ING ENGLAND UP YOUR ARSE (HEY SVEN!)
YOU CAN STICK YOUR ****ING ENGLAND
STICK YOUR ****ING ENGLAND
STICK YOUR ****ING ENGLAND UP YOUR ARSE!!!!