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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:29   #1
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Chavs and the like
What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.

Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to
watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him? It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and
hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.

What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please

What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw
anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to
close the Nova's window in the car wash

Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.


Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:32   #2
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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:32   #3
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I get them emailed to me a while back. Oldies but goodies .
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rofl...cheered me up a bit that has
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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:33   #5
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BTW why did you need spoiler tags for this?
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Re: Chavs and the like
Winnar!

This thread delivers!
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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:40   #7
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Re: Chavs and the like
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How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
Hilarious and oh so true... didnt get the above one though...
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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:51   #8
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Re: Chavs and the like
Adidas has three stripes, and it's the brand of choice for chavs.
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Unread 5 Mar 2005, 17:53   #9
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Re: Chavs and the like
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BTW why did you need spoiler tags for this?
I dunno.

I didn't think things through
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i hate chavs, i look down on them.
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Adidas has three stripes, and it's the brand of choice for chavs.
Lacoste is more popular in the Northwest.
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Lacoste is more popular in the Northwest.
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Saw a lot of them on http://www.chavfreebies.co.uk/
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**** load more expensive tho.
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brilliant, i shall be stealing these for my own use
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