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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 12:44   #1
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hey, there is a need for...

...another fluffsane randomness thread.

you know what to do and what goes and what not and who's the boss.

begin!

if ye dunnay knoweth, asketh ME!

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Will there be gnomes?
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depends on wether i like you or not, mister dachi

BUT WHAT GOOD is a phone call when you don't have a MOUTH!
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Will there be No Dachi Killyness?
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do you want it to be there?
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Yeah! Lots and lots of No Dachi killyness!!!!
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now begin somewhere .. or something

otherwise this won't get very far off the ground, eh? ye bunch of cheap canadians!
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*Emperor ND sits in the Castle of Vanilla Fudge...*
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*Crazy plummets off the edge of a disc shaped worled to his doom...*
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EMPEROR NO DACHI!

reports tell of a LUNAR DEATH RAY DEVICE charging! ON THE MOON!



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you fall to your doom

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Emperor No Dachi leaps up.

"The LUNAR DEATH RAY DEVICE? On the MOON? How can this be...we only have one choice! To the FUSION DINOCRUISERS!"

ND and his loyal army of LEMURGNOMES race to the FUSION DINOCRUISERS, blasting off in a WHOOSH of rocket excrement to do battle with Fluffie Moonbase.
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you're out of fuel half-way up to orbit and begin crashing back to the earth
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Oh noes!!!!!!!!1112 Man the escape pods my lemur brethren!
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*Crazy appears on a ship that is plummeting to earth*

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yer gones rush to the pods and launch as fast as they can with their tiny hands and feet, but in the distance you see the evil pulsating and shiny colours of a DEATH RAY beam approaching!
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*ND kicks Crazy into an escape pod, mistaking him for a lemurgnome*
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On the other side of the world Hewitt sits triumphly over over his kingdom of Dragons.
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"Ow!"
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crazy appears on a ship without a floor, effectively not stopping to fall and.. well.. heading for a rather large ocean.

half way there though, he's struck by a DEATH RAY beam, making for funky sounds and explosions.

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oi you two dumb****s, i decide, not ye~!


and hewitt, a sexy female dragon approaches you, obviously wanting.. to..
yeah, well.. erh..
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*Crazy appears on the moon without a space suit*

"Wooohoo! I'm on the moon! Without a spa..."
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before you even realise you aren't really wearing a space suit, you don't notice the sign saying you're not allowed to be there on the order of EMPEROR FLUFFIE and are effectively fried by something you'll never know what it was.

or something.



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*Crazy appears in the middle of a large battlefield, with nothing but a blunt spoon*
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What happened to poor ol' me?
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*Hewitt raises an eyebrow.... then let's himself be lead away by the sexy female dragon with a great big grin on his face.*

Erm... chancellor? cancel all my appointments from now to this time two days from now...
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crazy... everyone around you suddenly drops to their knees and begins chanting in a strange way! OH NO! are you going to live longer than a single post! :eek:

hewitt... well.. you are gone for two days and yeah, have the time of your life. but when you return, your kingdom has crumbled and fallen! evil midgets with ponies now roam and rule your land!

dachi... you saw all the gnomes get away with the escape pods, you saw someone blocking the death ray beam from destroying yer castle and are now stuck on the cruiser, with no escape pods.. but still plumetting back to earth! OH NO!!!!!!!!!
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*Crazy steps on a land mine*
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Emperor ND feels his mystical Ki energy rising within him. Without warning, he starts screaming, his already-manly muscles bulge to ridiculously large sizes, tearing his clothes up, and his hair turns golden. Similarly-couloured golden flames start running back and forth over his skin. Lifting off the floor, No Dachi smashes through the hull of his FUSION DINOCRUISER, flying up toward Fluffie's Lunar Base, still making odd noises.
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dude, you can't breath in space!
you begin suffocating AND DIE!

AHAHAHAHHA!

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crazy, the mine doesn't blow up. shame, eh?
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*ND slots in another coin*
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the machine laughs in an evil way and launches the coin back at you, right into yer head.

you begin falling back and hear a strange, loud voice call "HEAD SHOT"

then, all goes black!

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*ND thinks about slotting another coin in, then looks confused, before producing a sledgehammer and smashing the hell out of the machine*
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ARGH! Evul midgets!!!

*Hewitt gets all hot and bothered.*

Curse ye midgets and ye ponies.... DIE!

*Hewitt proceeds to slaughter all of the midgets and their ponies... with the help of his new mate of course. *
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*flapjack rolls over and laughs so hard his neighbours can hear him*
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Yo
This be the cheese
You thought he was dead
But I'm not even on my knees
I'm just taking my meds
flapjack is still the crap
But I'm the master wit dis rap
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LMAO! Thats some funny stuff!
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*Elsarius stands in front of the twisted arcade game Fluffie Randomness of Doom. Taking a deep breath, he hits the start button, and waits for the insanity to begin.*
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the game machine suddenly produces a tongue and begins licking elsarius all over, covering him in an eeky slimy goo

Gir suddenly bursts out into flames and is quickly reduced to a small, rather dead pile of ash.

cheeseh is looked at evilly by a one eyed giant with a big tree as a club, who seems to hate rap. still seems to hate rap, that is

flapjacks testicles suddenly fall off~!!

hewitt slays some midgets.. alone though, since his mate died during the wicked sex earlier. oh, and in the distance, seperated from you by a vast horde of more pony riding midgets, you see a Dragon Slayer Midget +4! OH NOES!

ND kills his machine all the other, unoccupied machines around begin crying
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 08:24   #39
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"Muhahahahaha! Die evil machines! DIEEEEEE!"

No Dachi moves on to the next machine, smashing it into oblivion before moving on to the next one, then the next one, then...
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*Tintirithni whips out his sword and neatly slices off the big tongue, then wipes off the goo. Walking out of the room and into a conveniently placed dark forest, sword in hand, he waits to see what this strange world will throw at him next.*
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dachi continues killing all machines in sight
however, out of sight the machines are planning... SOMETHING DARK AND SINISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tin..whatever.. ... encounters AN EVIL WIZARD TOWER +4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
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*flapjack quickly tapes himself back together and takes his 9mm to go and find the evil genuise behind this madness, as soon as he steps out the door he forgets about that purpose and starts wandering around randomly*
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Yo
Whats up big dawg
Still usin that tree as a log
I dont wanna fight
Because I will be put to flight
So whats your problem wit rap
Yo I gotta take a crap
I'll be right back
Check it!
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Unread 6 Oct 2003, 17:00   #44
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Yo, i is rappin
but i doesnt got the rhyming thing sorted out
shït
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crap****, return of the rappers
they be some evil arses!
evil giant kill'em all,
with his clubbin' tree of smashing fire!

BURN PHANG!
BURN CHEESE!

(as in, he just flattened the both of you with a burning club!)

GAME OVER
retry?

flapjack, yer balls fall off again
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ND is suddenly struck by the feeling that the remaining slot machines are planning something sinister and evil. Thinking fast, No Dachi sets the arcade up the bomb and runs like hell for the exit...
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*flapjack uses superglue this time*
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Yo
It goes a 1, 2, 3
And it's just another bombtrack
I'd swear this fools gots somethin against
Me, the dopest rapper
That giant just had me for a snack
What the ****s up
chica chica wow chica wow
Check it, I'm still here in a rage
You can't keep me in this cage
This is justifiable homicide
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the arcarde explodes, but launches all zigs at dachi moments before it goes down!

the superglue works... until it sets fj's balls ON FIRE!!!!!

and cheesý suddenly looses his tongue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Bwahahahahaha! All your arcade are belong to us!"

No Dachi turns around and spots the incoming Zigs.

"Ooooh noes!"

No Dachi reaches into a pocket and produces his trusty can of Zig-repellant +8, and, checking first that it won't cause him any health problems, sprays it around himself in a protective cloud.
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