The ten word sentence

[Verric]

several months, for the taste of muha was rather very

[okiN]

bad, and extremely hard to get out of his mouth.

[Wo2]

until he found Mother Hagle's super strength mouth wash which...

[Verric]

burnt his tongue so badly it could be mistaken for

[Wo2]

a piece of over done fired liver. This caused his tounge...

[Breezer]

to be noticed by a cook of a nearby restauraunt

[okiN]

and mistaken for a delicious slab of liver. The cook

[Zorro]

slowly reached for his butcher knife, which he never

[Inferno]

used since he took a slice of the legendary cow's.......

[Verric]

left buttock, and started to saw the knife madly at

[adam]

[size=2]Once upon a time, in a land far away. There was a human with a chisled body name Muha, with fourteen eyes and a big old beard, he was walking down the street with a limp, he always had a drinking, for he had a alcohol problem, which made it easy for him to get drunk and frisky with dancing penguins, becuase they were the only things that would look at him without running for the hills. Whilst he was wooing a penguin one day, he came across an elephant. "Sorry, old chap!" He exclaimed, wiping it off. The elephant looked up at Muha, his eyes began to to water. The elephant embraced Muha in a crushing hug Muha returning the hug, this 'over-sized penguin was just about to squirt water at a fine looking young woman In a white t-shirt. Surprisingly, no-one tried to stop him because everyone was :google: at her, making the geeks run falling apart of the shirt, due to shocking manufacture, this registered 3.7 on the Richter, due to simultaneous jaw-dropping which cause the elephant to fall of Muha, he then he began to run rampant, feeling this was too much like 'not penguin love'. So he went to molest some hamsters, seeing as nothing else was near enough the shape of his beloved penguins. After the hampsters he decided to go to molest early morning shoppers, most of which are, unfortunately, very penguin-like, with big black coats and waddling all over the shopping mall that appeared while he was not looking at naughty magazines. He seriously "wasn't" looking. Truly. He decided to stop molesting and go buy some spam from the General Discussions black market, which he did so at every opportunity he got. Very misguidedly, he used the spam to flood his goverments e-mail accounts to a point that they declaired war on iraq, thinking it was a dossier saying Bite me, you dumb punks! To retaliate, Iraq sent a flood of tele marketers all trying to sell life insurance accompanied with a post-it note that read: "You'll need it."

At which point our hero went to afghanistan, Hunting OBL. However, unsuccessful at that, he caught a plane to Sweden. To judge a penguin bikini contest. After much drooling, he decided to join a gangbang scene for a penguin pr0no. This wasn't very smart, because just as he joined it he was attacked by a chimpanzee named george bush. Who whined loudly, about not being allowed to nuke people those who didn't like chipolatas covered in chocolate. The nuking that the monkey wanted was redirected to the white house who decided to make a very important phone call to the dnagerous house of candian representitive hockey league of nukes who, in reply, said 'hoody, what's all this aboot?'To this answer, the chimpanzee threw a fit, and ate Muha. He then went on an asparagus-eating rampage for several months, for the taste of muha was rather very bad, and extremely hard to get out of his mouth. until he found Mother Hagle's super strength mouth wash which burnt his tongue so badly it could be mistaken for a piece of over done fired liver. This caused his tounge to be noticed by a cook of a nearby restauraunt and mistaken for a delicious slab of liver. The cook slowly reached for his butcher knife, which he never used since he took a slice of the legendary cow's left buttock, and started to saw the knife madly at


(so far so good)

Muha's deliciously chisled tounge which was very very tasty. But
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[Verric]

Muha did not like this happening, so he retaliated by

[okiN]

having been dead for several posts now, eaten by Bush.

[vampire_lestat]

bush then ate a penguin for muha to molest, so

[Zorro]

presently the penguin went down his gullet and landed on

[Verric]

a spinach the size of an muha's ego. The penguin

[vampire_lestat]

was startled by this overflated spinich seeing as how

[Verric]

spinaches are usually quite a bit smaller. So the penguin

[vampire_lestat]

waddled into the obscurity that is GD.