The star ship Idiot

[Io Cor]

*stands up and conveniantly wanders down the hall whistling to himself, trying not to be noticed*

[Wo2]

[ooc] they let you in the libray that early eh Io Cor? [ooc/]

*Wo2, while walking down the hall, came across the scene of Mad Cat being disntegrated and sucked into the air vent.*

"Tsk tsk tsk... now i'll have to clean the filters. That wasn't very nice."

[Demon Dave]

"Gives you something to do though doesn't it"

*DD then looks past Wo2 and sees a wastepaper basket moving slowly down the corridor leaving a trail behind it. Pointing at it DD asks Wo2...*

"err... new pet?"

[Io Cor]

*notices to waste basket following him*

"aawwww...I've got a pet!!"

*he leans over and picks it up, then starts to hug it madly, only to notice that he, in turn, is again being absorbed*

"oh no....."

[Wo2]

umm... no I think it belongs to Io Cor. Or rather, he belongs to it.

I Suppose your right thou it does give me something to do...AS IF CLEANING UP SLIME TRAILS WASN'T ENOUGH!

*Wo2 heads for the armour to get a FLAMANATOR 3001 so he can blast the filter clean in a hurry.*

[Mad cat]

comes back as a ghost

i is going to make you regret that
inhabits daves body and plunges his head into the goo suphocating him for about two minutes then tosses him out an airlock disintegrator and all and watches him expand and finally pop

eeewwww groti

[Io Cor]

*just blinks, mouth wide open as he witnesses the death of DD, the goo sliming it's way up his arm all the while*

[Wo2]

*Wo2 returns to the spot where MD had died in time to see the ghost off MD make DD explode.*

*Twitch* You got DD chunks on the side *Twichy* of my nice *Twich* clean space ship... Your unclean...

*Wo2 sets his Flamanator to GhostBuster (TM) secondary setting. With another twich theres a whoose of flame and a nice pair of MD eyes floating in tanks of cleaning soultion wo2 carriers in his coveralls.*

Un-clean thing gone...he...heeheehehe...hehe...NAHAHAHAHA...EEEEHAHAEEEHEEEHOOHOO...

[flapjack]

*flapjack quickly invades the computer while DD is gone and once again merges himself completely with the computer*

hahaha, uhoh, i think i'm stuck again

*flapjack is stuck in the computer controls*

oh well, time to run the ship and do evil things

[Mad cat]

ooc- flap jack is back in his proper place -ooc

glares at wo2

oh so now you bring out a flame thrower, after i cant use it

borrows wo2's body and torches the blob trying to eat io's arm then leaves

hehehe fun! wait a minute, now i cant play scorch! i wanna play scorch...

[flapjack]

ooc/ the last time i was the computer we almost landed on a black hole, destroyed a friendly shipyard and tried to dock with a tyranid battlecruiser /ooc

*flapjack deregulates the sensor controls*

[Io Cor]

*notices that the flame totally disintagrates the waste basket -and- ooze, he smiles, and then realizes that it was around his arm, he looks again, and sees that not -only- was the -waste basket- and -ooze- destroyed and vapourized, but the rest of his arm too, he squeeks then drops to the floor shuddering*

[flapjack]

*flapjack cools io cor and everyone else near him down, with liquid nitrogen from the reactor cooling system*

[Wo2]

*Wo2 notices everyone shivering and wonders why. He doesn't feel a thing, thanks to his Thermal Lederhosen.*

Hmmm... Ice and such... Seems clean enough. I'm happy. And it's stop Io Cor from bleeding all over my clean floor.*

[flapjack]

*flapjack then stops the liquid nitrogen flow and heats the place up a little, with liquid napalm*

[Io Cor]

*is totally dead now...completely...miraculously...dead*

[Demon Dave]

#RESPAWN#

*DD steps out of the Resapwnatron 3.01 and suddenly slips down the corridor on the iced floor. As DD approaches half way down the corridor he suddenly begans to feel a burning sensation as he is hit by a wave of liquid napalm*

[Mad cat]

ooc- napalm is goo usually made of very chilled gasolline so liquid napalm means normal gas -ooc

quickly finds a gas mask to avoid dying from gas fumes and a metal jerry can to stock up un gas

*COUGH HACK WHEAZE* fresh air! now to get me gas for latorb

fills jerry can and closes it

wait... were swimming in gasoline

finds the nearest ladder to another deck and climbs up to the next level

gets a blow torch lights it and tosses it down evrything burns including Mc's fur

AAAAAAG!!! looks for a fire extinguisher

[Demon Dave]

/ooc/ actually according to this site here napalm is "46 parts polystyrene, 33 parts gasoline and 21 parts benzene." btw you gotta check out the safety information page on that site /ooc/

[Mad cat]

ooc- it would still esentially be like gas it really wouldnt matter -ooc

[Wo2]

*Wo2, who had hidden in a nearby broom closet when things began to get cold, hears a whoosh noise in the hall.*

"What the..."

*Arming himself with some CLR and a broom he opens the door to see the corridor chared and blackened, he looks down the left and see's more blackness, he looks to the right and see's a fireball making it's way down the corridor.*

"My...My... CLEAN SHIP!!"

[flapjack]

don't worry WO2, it's still clean, it's just a little bit more black then normal

[Mad cat]

continues to run around making strange noises untill flaaing through the hatch to the black floor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *WUPH* uuuuugh... yay fire is out!

looks for a sign that might say *POOL ->*

[flapjack]

*flapjack puts a sign on a computer screen in front of mad cat, saying:

<- pool !!*

[Mad cat]

drags himself in the direction the sign points and finds a hallway drags himself down the hallway untill the pool is found

yay, nice cool water

slides in the shallow end and lies on the bottom for several minutes befor coming up for air

*gasp*

swims around for awhile then realises that all his fur has been burnt or badly singed gets out of the pool and grabs a towel wraps towel around himself and finds his suit of power armour and gets in it

must re-grow fur, nice warm fur.

clomps around

[Wo2]

*Wo2 goes back into his closet and grabs a bottle of "Really Really Powerful Cleaning Stuff In a Incredibly Strong Spray Can"*

"Alright burn marks. Meet you maker..."

*Wo2 whips the can around and begins to spray it around the hall. He stops and turns around to see the floor being eaten away in crocked strip, where he sprayed.*

"Uh oops... Oh well at least it's clean."

[flapjack]

*flapjack laughes quietly as mad cat swings in the super hair growth formula he dumped in there several years ago*

*flapjack notices someone is burning him, or to be more exact, the ship, away*

<ships com> STOP SPRAYING THAT STUFF !! </ships com>

[Demon Dave]

*A slightly charred and crispier DD gets up from where he had been laying and begins to moan and hobble away down the corridor in the way that only a hidously burnt person can. After a few minutes of hobbling DD suddenly disappears from sight as he falls through the hole created by Wo2 onto the deck below. DD again picks himself up and begins hobbling and moaning his way to the infirmary*

"must...get...medical...attention..."

[flapjack]

*flapjack activates the emergency medical hologram (version 0.1 beta)*

[Wo2]

*Wo2 notes the hole and the fact that someone has fallen in it.*

"Hmm... This cleaning soultion may need to be diluted."

*Wo2 goes back into his Closet and moments later, emerges with a Spray can that is half full of water. He promptly begins to transfer some of the spary cans soultion into his water filled one. He watchs as the new bottle begins to sizzle, bubble and get warm fast. Wo2's dim bulb brightens for a moment as he realize's he shouldn't be holding it. He whips it down the hall just as it explodes, sending ,not a strong, cleaning soultion all over the hall. He watchs as it begins to eat away at the burns and leave the deck plates remarkably shiny.*

"WOW...I've never been so happy..."

[flapjack]

*flapjack vents the contents of the sewage system of deck 3 onto wo2*

*flapjack laughs out loud*

[Wo2]

[ooc] odd. You weren't like this when I first made the thread. What happened? [ooc/]

*Wo2 watches the wave of sewage approaching him and then takes not to how the cleaning residue is reacting to it. He see's both of them fizzle and boil and then slowly come to a stop as a large sterile gellitin blob.*

Erk... and Wow

[flapjack]

ooc/ i'm just determined to cause major trouble in the ship atm /ooc

*flapjack decides to wait for something to happen and then continue to cause more trouble*

[Wo2]

*Wo2 approach's the blob with the dull end of his broom. Slow he inche's towards it eventualy reachs a distance where he can poke it. So he does. At that point it begins to growl and ozzes down the hall. It reachs a vent on the floor and with one loud "Schlurp" noise it fall into the ships vent system.*

"..." *Wo2 blinks* "Well that was new...wait a minute... Thats gonna make a mess of the vent system." *Wo2 hangs his head and wanders towards the janitor closet.*

[Mad cat]

smells the sewage and nearly pukes

urk! who, blaaaaaa groti

closes the helmet and takes a breath of overly fresh air then notices his fur growing at an alarming rate

uh-oh thisl mean a haircut, damnit!

sees the wounded guy and walks up, picks the guy up and throws him down the hall to the med bay with its beta version med holo-gram (O-NO!! NOT BETA VERSION!!)

heh heh heh stupid beta version hologram

hears the shlurp

uh oh does we have another blob loose? i wanna torch it

[Demon Dave]

*As Mad Cat goes to throw DD down the hall, DD's crispier right arm falls off in his hand, causing DD to fall back onto the deck with a dull thud. Unfortunatly, the force of falling back onto the deck causes the rest of DD's body to break up, killing him and causing him to respawn back on the bridge*

[flapjack]

*flapjack activates the emergency boarding procedures, which promptly begin to seal the bridge from the rest of the ship and locks up every other important section*

[Mad cat]

sees doors closing

AA! NO! BAD CLOSYING DOOR!!

runs up to one of the doors and puts a large wrench underneath it then strarts cutting a large hole with an industrial co2 laser

no trappin me with doors

kicks the cutout and watches it fall over then crawlls through the hole and makes his way to the bridge in a simmilar fassion to see what happen and finds a much larger door over the entrance to the bridge

hmm laser will no worky here, uuuuhhhhhh, plasma thing!

fires a small blob of plasma into the door vaporising most of it and melting the rest along with a little machinery

walks in and sits in a large chair and sleeps

[flapjack]

ALERT, ALERT, bridge sealing doors damaged, activate back-up blast doors and electro-magnetic shielding

*as the computer begins to talk several very large and apparently extremely thick and strong blast doors slide down, an eletromagnetic field immediatly activates and once more the bridge is sealed off from the rest of the ship*

[Demon Dave]

*DD, sitting in the captains chair spinning around, notices the very large doors spinning past him very quickly*

"YAY!!! safe!!!"

[Mad cat]

wakes up at the loud bang made by the falling blast doors

ohs nos! not more doors!

sees dd in the big cumfy chair

*unintelegable roar type sound*

flies across the room at dave and the chair and hit the thing while its facing away from him snapping it off the deck and squashing dd into a crape

ooohhh! rats, it broke oh well

goes to the second comfyest chair and sits in it, which happens to be at the nav console

ooooooo, buttons for fun

pushes several buttons and the ssi warps into some random place in deep space pushes more buttons and the ship warps to a dual star system with planets, like dune

[flapjack]

*flapjack activates the auto-repair bots and takes control of 1, with which he then walks up to the engine and pulls out the plug, instantly stopping the SSI*

[Wo2]

*The blob whitch had realized that it couldn't go to the bridge anymore, begun making it's way to the engine room (Being drawn by large amounts of energy) It goes on it's way through the vent systems until it reaches the engines vents, With another schlurp it falls from the roof, landing on one of the bots and sucking up one end of the power cord. Part of the blob then touchs the plug and the current is restored (To the discomfort of the blob). The SSI begins to rocket through space once more.*

*Wo2 finaly got all he would need to clean the vents and headed up into them. Oddly enough there is no trail of slime (as there would be with a standared blob) but instead a trail of sparkly clean.*

*A tear come's too wo2's eye*

"I'll never be able to hurt this wonderfull blob...so...clean..."

[Demon Dave]

*DD picks himeself off of the deck and then picks up the captains chair. With the chair in his hands, DD looks over to where Mad Cat is sitting blissfully unaware of what is to happen. DD then walks over to Mad Cat and whacks him over the head with the very large and very heavy chair, sending him to the floor. He then activates a site-to-site transporter and beams Mad Cat down onto one of the dunes on the planet. After Mad Cat is safely on the planet, DD activates the SSI's warp drive, sending the ship 1000 light years away from the planet before Mad Cat even realises what has happened*

[flapjack]

*flapjack however had redirected the transport and put MC in the cargo bay, 1 of them at least*

*flapjack then went to recalibrating the inertia dampeners, in mid-flight*

[Mad cat]

the chair bangs off mc's armour, then he gets transported to a planet and then to the hangar and then gets knocked over by the ship moving really fast

heey what was dat for? oooo ships to fly

gets i a very small one and zips around the hangar

[flapjack]

Originally Posted by Mad cat

the chair bangs off mc's armour, then he gets transported to a planet and then to the hangar and then gets knocked over by the ship moving really fast

heey what was dat for? oooo ships to fly

gets i a very small one and zips around the hangar

ooc/ no, you're in the cargo bay, you also never arrived on the planet, you just transported directly into the cargo bay /ooc

[Mad cat]

ooc- rats-ooc

opens several boxes and finds junk

yay! junk

grabs a large crate and tosses it breaking it open and spilling its contents

oo more junk

picks up a srewdriver and leaves the room

[Wo2]

*Just as MD leaves the room the blob falls from the celling vent shaft and lands in the middle of the boxes. With another loud "Schlurp" noise, all the junk is sucked inside the blob. Seconds later Wo2 falls screaming from the celling. He had been following the blob and not watching where he was going, when the blob vanished. He, being unlucky at the time, or lucky... whatever works, misses the blob and lands face first in a large pile of paper. The cargo room is temporaliy filled with a cloud of torn paper.*

"Yuck... Newsprint tastes awfull." *Wo2 looks around at the now clean cargo bay and then at the larger blob.* "I'm so... HAPPY"

[Evil_Ginge]

:: falls off the chair he was sleeping off, killing several bacteria ::

thats why i shouldn't fall asleep