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19 Aug 2004, 12:49
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Anal Crumb
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Pub Golf eta One hour.
PUB GOLF – 2004
Official Rules
Objective – To complete the set course in the fewest number of strokes
General Rules
1) A stroke is defined as taking the glass to the mouth and drinking. When the glass leaves your mouth, or you stop drinking, your stroke has finished.
2) Once a hole (drink) has been started, the player must not leave the drink unattended UNLESS:
a) The player feels the need to vomit, or
b) A right kicking tune is played by the DJ, or
c) The player’s company is requested by an attractive non-player.
3) Food will be included at Holes 1 and 9. As this is the case, the golfer will be allowed to have a drink of his choice and will receive an automatic score of par.
4) Each player will take it in turns to drink with their playing partner.
5) All players must wear the appropriate clothing.
6) In the event of a tie at the end of the competition, a play-off occurs, where the last hole is played repeatedly until one player wins.
7) Tee-off time will be 12pm at the specified first hole.
Foul Strokes
1) Throwing up will result in a TWO stroke penalty.
2) Refusal to take part in a hole will result in a FIVE stroke penalty. A replacement drink (alcoholic) must be chosen and the five stroke penalty will be added to the number of strokes taken for the replacement drink.
3) Refusal to take part in 2 holes will result in dismissal from the game.
4) WATER HAZARD – Any water consumed will result in a FIVE stroke penalty.
5) Loss of any item of golf clothing will result in a FIVE stroke penalty, UNLESS instructed to remove the item of clothing by a person in authority (Bouncers or Policemen!)
6) If any player fails to leave the company of a non-player when the rest of the group want to move to the next hole, then they will forfeit the game.
PUB GOLF ROUTE & DRINKS LIST:
1. Golf Bar Moorfields (This is an eating bar, so any drink will count as 'Par' in here) Par 5
2. News Bar Moorfields (?)
3. The First National Moorfields (Pint of Budweiser) Par 5
4. The Goose at The Queens Moorfields (Bottle of Carlsberg Export) Par 3
5. The Loft Matthew Street (Shot of Long's) Par 1
6. O'Flannagan's Mathew Street (Pint of Guinness) Par 5
7. Revolution Matthew Street (Shot of ANY flavoured Vodka) Par 1
8. The Welkin Matthew Street (Bottle of San Miguel) Par 3
9. Lloyd's Bar Queen Square (This is an eating bar, so any drink will count as 'Par' in here) Par 5
10. Yates's Queen Square (Wine and Soda) Par 4
11. Rat and Parrot Queen Square (Pint of Kronenbourg) Par 5
12. O'Neill's Wood Street (Pint of Caffrey's) Par 5
13. Barracuda Wood Street (ANY flavour bottle of VK) Par 2
14. Mood Concert Square (Vodka & Red Bull) Par 3
15. Lloyd's Bar Concert Square (ANY Czech lager) Par 3
16. Walkabout Concert Square (ANY flavour bottle of Reef) Par 2
17. Blue Angel Off Slater Street (Bailey's) Par 2
18. Reflex Wood Street (?)
19. KrazyHouse Wood Street (This is the 'Clubhouse' and therefore no drinks will count in the scoring)
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Ps why the **** did i just post this
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19 Aug 2004, 13:54
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Motherfracker
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
omg!
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19 Aug 2004, 13:59
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
You know, that sounds like a fking plan. Apart from all the walking between pubs.
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19 Aug 2004, 14:02
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
What the **** is 'Long's'
Plus when did this 'rate this thread' bollocks start appearing. RATING FIVE.
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19 Aug 2004, 15:07
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cynic
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
what rate this thread thing? what style you in?
and everyone knows that pub golf rocks
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19 Aug 2004, 16:00
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Quote:
Originally Posted by deerbarn
5) All players must wear the appropriate clothing.
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golf shoes and white gloves ?
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19 Aug 2004, 16:40
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Quote:
Originally Posted by at0mic.c0w
golf shoes and white gloves ?
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That was how they looked last time i saw them playing Pub Golf.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Aug 2004, 18:28
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
In Mozilla on my girlfriend's pc it had a 'rate this thread' thing under the quick reply.
Not on IE at home though, I shrug.
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20 Aug 2004, 20:38
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
I've played pub golf on a number of occasions while I was at Uni not getting a degree.
I believe I still have the course record for the 9 hole 'drink the pint of your choice' round, which I finished in 10 strokes. I would have done the whole lot down in one, but I got to the first pub, took a sip and someone counted 'ONE'
****.
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20 Aug 2004, 20:54
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Banned
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
If they taught this at Scouts they wouldn't be struggling.
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20 Aug 2004, 20:56
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Im going to get my friends to do this as it sounds like fun.
You can get to **** if im doing it though
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20 Aug 2004, 22:36
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
It works fine as long as you stick to reasonably sensible stuff to drink
Last time we played it , hole 7 , and hole 8 were Pernod/Cider & Black.
We had a casualty, off to A&E to get his stomach pumped after falling unconscious and throwing up on himself.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Aug 2004, 23:43
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Anal Crumb
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Yeah. We probably should have taken Phil to hospital thinking about it. Oh well eh. Managed hole in one for every stroke except the pint of budweiser for some reason, which was two. I was sick after Hole 15 though, all over my shirt. Next year more shots hopefully.
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20 Aug 2004, 23:47
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Quote:
Originally Posted by deerbarn
Yeah. We probably should have taken Phil to hospital thinking about it. Oh well eh. Managed hole in one for every stroke except the pint of budweiser for some reason, which was two. I was sick after Hole 15 though, all over my shirt. Next year more shots hopefully.
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At what point did you actually pour Brown Squirrel into an ambulance and get him to a medical team?
Surely you didnt drag the poor lightweight around the K?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Aug 2004, 23:48
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Anal Crumb
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
He was home by hole twelve. Got a taxi straight there and back and dumped him on his girl. he was lying on his driveway vomiting
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20 Aug 2004, 23:50
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Quote:
Originally Posted by deerbarn
He was home by hole twelve. Got a taxi straight there and back and dumped him on his girl. he was lying on his driveway vomiting
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Now im absoloutely certain that Gaz didnt survive the whole 18 without spewing once. Ive seen him gone in the K after half a dozen buds.
Now The Ambiguously Gay Duo on the other hand, could probably have gone the entire course without incident. How did Jennings & Nick get on?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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21 Aug 2004, 01:59
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Anal Crumb
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Gary wasnt sick once. Jennings won it. Straight hole in ones. Nick finished on the same as me. I think
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21 Aug 2004, 02:39
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
hehe drinking alcohol is cool
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21 Aug 2004, 02:54
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Banned
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
Drinking will give you a better grasp of the meaning of life. Seriously.
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21 Aug 2004, 03:01
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Insomniac
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Re: Pub Golf eta One hour.
me attempting something like that would end up with me in an early grave :eek:
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