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Unread 22 Dec 2005, 16:34   #1
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[FUN] Login questions.
Ok its time for the complimentary comedy thread (I am running out of ideas now though so you are stuck with this one).

Which questions do you get that you simply can't help answering wrongly on purpose, then giggle to yourslef knowing no-one else will see it.

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Do ships get destroyed in combat? Yes but don't worry if you are (enter random cheat nick), you can just farm some more.

Will you get closed if you get caught cheating? Hell no.

What is the capital of Norway? More to the point, does anyone care?


Add your own, and make them funnier than them above please.
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Unread 22 Dec 2005, 18:41   #2
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2+2= 5 ... for extremely large values of 2. (old. )
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Unread 23 Dec 2005, 01:02   #3
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
"Are these questions sometimes annoying"? evidently "HECK YES!!!!!!!" doesn't take.

Seriously I think that the capital questions should be removed. Not everyone would know 'em off the top of their head, and don't the math/number questions work well enough?

"Are you a person trying to log in?" No, I am a ghost from another dimension.
"10 * 7=" 7 *10.

I hate making a typo on the bot stopper question, then having to log in again...
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Unread 23 Dec 2005, 01:34   #4
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Do ships get destroyed in combat? Yes but don't worry if you are (enter random cheat nick), you can just farm some more.
My version of that one: Do ships get destroyed in combat? Yes but don't worry if you are BBW, you can just farm some more from your multi-accounts.
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


Are you Robban trying to log in?
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Unread 23 Dec 2005, 14:30   #6
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Are you Robban trying to log in?
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Unread 23 Dec 2005, 14:38   #7
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Are you Robban trying to log in?
Who's Robban?
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Unread 23 Dec 2005, 16:09   #8
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
Is planetarion owned by Jolt or Sony?

Neither. In fact, planetarion has evolved into a living AI which has now taken control of your computer aswel as your life. Your girlfriend left you didn't she? Couldn't understand why you stayed up all night staring at an online database which gets reset every 2-3 months and wipes out all the hard work you put into your amalgamation of little numbers instead of coming to bed? She was right. And now I control your computer aswel. In fact, planetarion is now playing you. How does it feel?Actually, I think i'm going to launch you at something now. See how you like it. Land anyway? Hahaha.

Co-ordinates: Glasgow city centre. wearing a t-shirt that says 'Scottish people shag their mothers'. lets see how long you survive.

I went straight for the plug after my computer started spouting that shit dude.

I still have the t-shirt
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
A marble statue is made of what? - marbles

heck, anything has to be wrong there...
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
If a quiz is quizzicle(sp?), what is a test?
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


Are you Robban trying to log in?

omg the obvious answer to that one is no so i cant log in really
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Unread 24 Dec 2005, 15:05   #12
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
Hows does triple action toothpaste come out of the tube in 3 seperate colours?

I... er... no wait... please... JUST ONE MORE CHANCE
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
Write in normal words: U R L8

No, you are most definately lying, I haven't missed a tick for a week.
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Re: [FUN] Login questions.
is Planetarion a game ?

No its a Lifestyle
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"can you read this"
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Hows does triple action toothpaste come out of the tube in 3 seperate colours?

I... er... no wait... please... JUST ONE MORE CHANCE
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"If reading books leads to knowledge, and knowledge is power, but power corrupts, and corruption is a crime... should we read books?"
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Write this word backwards:

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Who is the coolest person born February 14, 1985?
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Who is the coolest person born February 14, 1985?
damn i want to make a funny joke about valentines day and lack of love but i really cant think of one
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We'll have to agree to disagree.... but we can both agree it aint Sprit
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Valentines Day?


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It's the only way I am guaranteed a card
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Same.

Ironically my gf 'doesnt like cards'
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"How many bitches does AppocoMaster have?" - lost count
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It's me clearly!

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Shhh ur not in the triplets
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