Planetarion Forums - And as I was driving along....

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2004, 19:08

The Military Police basically go to Iraq and Sierra Leone and such places and pull over Black men on suspicion of carrying drugs in their cars.

Sort of like the foreign branch of the Met.

Zar · 8 Jul 2004, 19:16

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

The Military Police basically go to Iraq and Sierra Leone and such places and pull over Black men on suspicion of carrying drugs in their cars.

Sort of like the foreign branch of the Met.

SCUM

skiddy · 8 Jul 2004, 19:38

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

I don't think the BNP look favourably upon their members being wanked-off in public by other men, either.

Although I could be wrong.

I distinctly remember you saying that we weren't to mention that on the forums

Intrepid00 · 8 Jul 2004, 19:40

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Originally Posted by rageybabey

If you get out of your car when you get pulled over in Bushland, you get shot in the head before you can even respond to "put your hands on your head" or "put your hands in the air"...

You won't get shot, but you will get your face smeared on the hood of a cruiser right into the bird poo. Man, when did this start. I was born in 82 and it was true back then.

Zar · 8 Jul 2004, 19:42

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Originally Posted by Intrepid00

You won't get shot

only if you're white.

and even then in this day and age where they've all become paranoid, on top of being trigger happy... i wouldnt be so sure even about whites

rageybabey · 8 Jul 2004, 20:13

Dude you could be like that most recent police brutality deal where the guy surrendered (again) and they beat the shit out of him (again) and he was black (again)...

American cops are so blatantly racist - my uncle sure was. He referred to black people as "they" - like they were some secret society...yeah ok, have another donut.

JonnyBGood · 8 Jul 2004, 20:16

What pronoun were you expecting him to use? She?

Marilyn Manson · 8 Jul 2004, 20:18

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Originally Posted by skiddy

I distinctly remember you saying that we weren't to mention that on the forums

I didn't say who wanked you off. I left that to you to imply in the follow-up post.

Sunday8pm · 9 Jul 2004, 00:41

Is Skiddy a member of the BNP?

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 01:28

No, although I have been known on occassion to make donations to the Communist Party.

Sunday8pm · 9 Jul 2004, 01:58

Communism needing donations?

Irony ++

Dante Hicks · 9 Jul 2004, 06:11

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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

Communism needing donations?

Irony ++

How is that ironic?

And well done Comrade Skiddy!

Sunday8pm · 9 Jul 2004, 06:28

Oh right, it would be ironic if communism didn't already state that they need big handouts to have solvency as a govermental system.

Dante Hicks · 9 Jul 2004, 07:02

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Originally Posted by Sunday8pm

Oh right, it would be ironic if communism didn't already state that they need big handouts to have solvency as a govermental system.

Right. So it's not then? Glad we got that settled.

roadrunner_0 · 9 Jul 2004, 11:05

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Originally Posted by Zar

if the normal police are zealously nuts i shudder to think what the military police would be like...

although i dont know anything about skiddy or his character - so this is not a personal insult. im sure you are lovely

skiddy is a raving lunatic, which is why he fits into the MP's so well

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 12:57

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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

skiddy is a raving lunatic, which is why he fits into the MP's so well

I am not!

roadrunner_0 · 9 Jul 2004, 13:10

are too!

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 13:20

I don't think I am.

Marilyn Manson · 9 Jul 2004, 13:21

You scared those old biddies to death.

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 13:26

Explain. I don't remember ever frightening an elderly person.

Except the one time when there was two crossing the road down near the Grosvenor casino and the lights were on red, so I dropped it* into neutral and floored it. They jumped, I laughed, charves/neds in car to right were greatly amused, ex-girlfriend didn't find it funny in the slightest.

*=2.0DTI Vectra.

KaneED · 9 Jul 2004, 13:28

Its not so much good for old people, but if you do it to those cocky kids that cross the road just to piss you off it'd have a much greater effect.

Although old people factor is a good one.

Marilyn Manson · 9 Jul 2004, 13:28

Those women outside Cuba that you demanded vote for you.

What the **** were they doing there, anyway?

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 13:31

Heh yes I remember that.

Superb.

They were allowed to be there as much as us.

KaneED · 9 Jul 2004, 13:32

oi skiddy, how's your political campaign going btw? we never heard anything more form it.

Marilyn Manson · 9 Jul 2004, 13:33

They were in a ****ing alcove just standing there.

I don't think the fat one had ever believed she was so close to death before.

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 16:30

I was only talking to them :/

Marilyn Manson · 9 Jul 2004, 16:43

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Originally Posted by skiddy

I was only talking to them :/

Let's examine the situation from their point of view:

1. The man is partially intoxicated.

2. The man has a shaven head.

3. The man is jabbering away at us about revolution.

4. We have never seen the man before in our lives.

5. The man is accompanied by another man who looks the complete opposite of the first man. He is wearing a full three-piece suit, with sunglasses. It is 10:44 PM on a Saturday night in Newcastle.

6. This is taking place in a very dark and very unfrequented area of the street, and we are implictly aware that if we are swiftly bundled into a waiting car, our bodies will never be found.

Sunday8pm · 9 Jul 2004, 17:01

Am I allowed to introduce Skiddy to some gay people I know, he's rather likeable.

Also I could swear I know some who have much more in common with him.

skiddy · 9 Jul 2004, 18:49

You'll have to get MM's permission.

Phang · 9 Jul 2004, 20:14

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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson

He is wearing a full three-piece suit, with sunglasses. It is 10:44 PM on a Saturday night in Newcastle.

It's 106 miles to Penrith, and we got a full tank of gas. Let's roll.

Tomkat · 10 Jul 2004, 10:22

So are Military Police "higher ranked" than regular police?

See, why was he quaking in his boots when he saw you? What would he have done if you hadn't been MP?

Marilyn Manson · 10 Jul 2004, 15:06

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Originally Posted by skiddy

You'll have to get MM's permission.

Permission denied.

Evergreen · 10 Jul 2004, 16:24

I'll have you know I'm the bestest at setting up guys with new partners while STILL in a relationship.

fact.

skiddy · 11 Jul 2004, 16:10

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Originally Posted by Phang

It's 106 miles to Penrith, and we got a full tank of gas. Let's roll.

Actually it's around 70 mile from here.

Although it's relative. To your position. In the world.

And no, MP's aren't 'ranked' higher than normal police. They have their areas, we have ours. Benefit being that had he decided to check my car, I would have simply checked his - as it's a government vehicle and he's responsible for checking it before he leaves the station.

I guess he just suddenly thought about the amount of paperwork involved if he did decide to let loose.

Phang · 11 Jul 2004, 16:13

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Originally Posted by skiddy

Actually it's around 70 mile from here.

It was a blues brothers reference, but never mind.

skiddy · 11 Jul 2004, 16:16

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Originally Posted by Phang

It was a blues brothers reference, but never mind.

Blues Brothers didn't reference Penrith.

So no, it wasn't.

Phang · 11 Jul 2004, 16:20

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Originally Posted by skiddy

Blues Brothers didn't reference Penrith.

So no, it wasn't.

yes but it did reference chicago.

A-yi-yi-yi-yi, Zordon!

skiddy · 11 Jul 2004, 16:22

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Originally Posted by Phang

yes but it did reference chicago.

A-yi-yi-yi-yi, Zordon!

But your post didn't.

Marilyn Manson · 11 Jul 2004, 16:24

'Sweet Home Penrith' doesn't have the same ring to it.

Phang · 11 Jul 2004, 16:26

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Originally Posted by skiddy

But your post didn't.

i took a blues brothers quote and adapted it to fit the situation. do you yet understand?

skiddy · 11 Jul 2004, 16:41

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Originally Posted by Phang

i took a blues brothers quote and adapted it to fit the situation. do you yet understand?

I further adapted it to my situation, which is different to yours due to geographical locations.

Do you yet understand?

Phang · 11 Jul 2004, 18:37

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Originally Posted by skiddy

I further adapted it to my situation, which is different to yours due to geographical locations.

Do you yet understand?

'106 miles to penrith' was not meant to be a precision figure for christ's sake

skiddy · 11 Jul 2004, 23:09

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Originally Posted by Phang

'106 miles to penrith' was not meant to be a precision figure for christ's sake

Neither was 70.

Which is good, as it's actually 74.8 miles.

Close.