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21 May 2004, 23:20
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so f*cking zen
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Wild Things
Does Denise Richards have fake breasts?
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21 May 2004, 23:23
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Wild Things
I don't find her particularly attractive anyway.
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21 May 2004, 23:26
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the merciless
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Re: Wild Things
Seeing as most of the rest of her is fake, I'd assume so.
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21 May 2004, 23:34
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Lucky
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Re: Wild Things
she's sexy, fools!#@!
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21 May 2004, 23:40
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with ketchup
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Re: Wild Things
what ever they are they sure look nice!
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21 May 2004, 23:43
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Wild Things
I only ask cause in the film they look "funny".
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21 May 2004, 23:48
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wild one
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Re: Wild Things
And she is who exactly?
Hmm?
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21 May 2004, 23:54
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Wild Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiddy
And she is who exactly?
Hmm?
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You should look at her.
I reckon you'd be more content.
Well for 10mins or so!
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22 May 2004, 00:14
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by skiddy
And she is who exactly?
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Her*
*not the greatest pics :shrug:
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22 May 2004, 01:13
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Re: Wild Things
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22 May 2004, 02:02
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Wild Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
I don't find her particularly attractive anyway.
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22 May 2004, 02:10
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Re: Wild Things
gawd is she ugly
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22 May 2004, 02:37
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:alpha:
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Re: Wild Things
She's ok, it's hardly as if I'd say no if I had the opportunity! But as attractive people to lech after go, she isn't that great. Weird pointy nose, bizarre body shape, no real screen presence or charisma. She has nice eyes, I'll give her that.
Neve Campbell though.. she is hot.
Still, I hadn't seen that film before last night People were going "woah, the threesome scene, mama mia!" etc... and I had this image of it being some semi-porn type thing. It was rubbish! Perhaps the sexual area of my viewpoint has been numbed from internet porn, but I thought that was mediocre and poor.
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22 May 2004, 03:19
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Re: Wild Things
shes stunning, and having ridiculously high standards to impress internet geeks became gay a long time ago
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22 May 2004, 09:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
Christmas Jones.
The worst named character in the history of creation.
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22 May 2004, 10:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
this time im confused
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Denise Richards's character in The World is Not Enough was called Dr Christmas Jones.
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22 May 2004, 10:52
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Lord Denning
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Christmas Jones.
The worst named character in the history of creation.
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On the plus side, it allowed them to have the worst joke in the history of creation at the end of the film.
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22 May 2004, 11:08
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: Wild Things
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22 May 2004, 11:39
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Yeah it lacks the subtlety of 'Pussy Galore.'
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Or Holly Goodhead.
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22 May 2004, 12:38
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Re: Wild Things
Denise looked stupid in Wild Things. But because I don't remember the film that much (for all I remember is a scene when the two blokes dropped her home and some lady came out from the balcony), I'd do the lady at the balcony.
I don't think I made sense there.
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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22 May 2004, 12:40
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Godfather
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Re: Wild Things
Not a single one of you would say no if she was there drooling for you to goto bed with her
infact none of you would say no to just a drink
read what deffeh says. it made sense for once.
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22 May 2004, 12:46
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Re: Wild Things
Hey, she looked stupid in Wild Things. That doesn't mean she's not hot overall. I thought she looked gorgeous in Love Actually.*
Even though it was a brief appearance.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 May 2004, 15:09
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:alpha:
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Re: Wild Things
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
Not a single one of you would say no if she was there drooling for you to goto bed with her
infact none of you would say no to just a drink
read what deffeh says. it made sense for once.
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Of course we wouldnt.
She falls into the "Gorgeous yet completely and utterly unattainable" section of girls though. And as the girls in that section go (all celebrity girls really), I don't rate her that highly. As a girl I'd know in real life, of course. But she isn't in the "real girl" category.
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22 May 2004, 15:15
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Big Kahuna
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Re: Wild Things
Dace dont like girlies with titties simply cause the agegroup he shags his way trough doesnt have them yet.
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22 May 2004, 16:03
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Lurker
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Re: Wild Things
she looks mannish
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22 May 2004, 18:43
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Wild Things
And still no-one answers my question (you fags).
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22 May 2004, 18:44
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Re: Wild Things
Don't know, don't care. They're tits at the end of the day.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 May 2004, 18:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Wild Things
BTW ...
1.) I dont thin Denise Richards is that fit
2.) I'd still **** her tho (obviously)
3.) Neve Cambell is HIGHLY FIT (and in my top 10 to boot ... the lucky girl).
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22 May 2004, 18:47
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Re: Wild Things
Neve Campbell is Aiiight!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 May 2004, 18:49
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nondescript human
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by Dace
And still no-one answers my question (you fags).
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According to this highly dependable source, yes.
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22 May 2004, 18:56
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Neve Campbell is Aiiight!
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Damn tootin'*.
* even for a 30 year old
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22 May 2004, 18:56
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Re: Wild Things
Neve Campbell is so hot it hurts ;(
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22 May 2004, 18:57
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Denise Richards's character in The World is Not Enough was called Dr Christmas Jones.
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yes, but it led to one of the best bond jokes ever...
When the camera pans out at the end or whatever showing their hotel room, you hear Bond say "I thought Christmas comes but once a year"
genius.
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22 May 2004, 18:58
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by Nondescript Human
According to this highly dependable source, yes.
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The source can't be "highly dependable" because:
Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
"Vicky" says she's never had a boob job after all.
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22 May 2004, 19:20
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
genius.
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Oh come off it. It was obvious they were going to do that joke from the moment she first appeared, and just when you thought you might get to the end of the film without them doing it, BAM, and you leave the theatre dazed and upset.
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22 May 2004, 19:21
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Wild Things
well i didnt expect it
i try not to second guess films while watching them, it kind of destroys the enjoyment.
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22 May 2004, 19:24
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
well i didnt expect it
i try not to second guess films while watching them, it kind of destroys the enjoyment.
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You're obviously not very puntastic if you didn't see that joke coming (BOOM ****ing boom baby) a mile away.
Oh, and whilst I try not to second guess films, sometimes it seems they go out of their way to be predictable.
eg.
Resident Evil:
'Don't get attacked by a zombie!'
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'OH MY GOD WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A ZOMBIE'
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22 May 2004, 19:26
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Wild Things
i wouldnt put that in the same kind of level as the pun in bond.
alternatively, i may not be very puntastic, i cant remember the last time i made a joke that was a pun.
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22 May 2004, 19:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
i wouldnt put that in the same kind of level as the pun in bond.
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It's a bond film.
It's someone called Christmas.
It's a 'beaaaaauuutiful woman' (to quote futurama) called Christmas.
She's hanging around with Bond.
GODDAMN MAN.
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22 May 2004, 19:34
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Wild Things
Far superior was the 'I don't know any doctor jokes' joke
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22 May 2004, 19:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Wild Things
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
Far superior was the 'I don't know any doctor jokes' joke
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Far superior was the abomination of a plot device which had bond impersonating an 80 year old russian.
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