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29 Nov 2003, 01:00
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Has Soup On His Head
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Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Yes Folks , its time once again for a campaign from the very heart of the people. Too long has the conservative party sat around doing sweet **** all and trying to sound like they believe in everything their current leader says.
This party needs a maverick. This party needs a deputy PM that says "I dont give a **** what you think, and if you dont like it, ill show up drunk at your house and piss through your letterbox". The Winston Churchill spirit has never been more in evidence than it is in the random mutterings and shoutings of Boom Boom Boris.
http://www.conservatives.com/getinvolved/
Get involved with the Conservative Party. It could be the funniest thing anyone has done online since someone created a page full of dancing hamsters!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Nov 2003, 01:03
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Make Him Leader Ffs Boris Rocks
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29 Nov 2003, 01:07
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Boris has already been backed by rp before howard won the leadership and then by Merton on HGNFY.
Methinks you need to move a bit faster in the world of politics...
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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29 Nov 2003, 01:08
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
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Originally Posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
Boris has already been backed by rp before howard won the leadership and then by Merton on HGNFY.
Methinks you need to move a bit faster in the world of politics...
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EWWW! The opinions of a dirty RP'er
Be gone with you back to that Stable of Filth (+10 defence , +2 poison resist) that you call a forum.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Nov 2003, 01:12
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
EWWW! The opinions of a dirty RP'er
Be gone with you back to that Stable of Filth (+10 defence , +2 poison resist) that you call a forum.
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I would, but the -10,023 Boris Johnson of Ineptitude is preventing me.
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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29 Nov 2003, 01:30
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Registered User
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Location: England
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Since it only costs £3, I will join. Or I would if I had a credit card. Since I don't have a credit card, I shall be forced to resort to such ancient tecniques as applying by post. However, on the application form there is a column marked "quals". Would I be correct in assuming this stands for qualifications, and if so should I put GCSE, or A2 on it?
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<Bobzy> It's Jammers rockstargame kid
<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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29 Nov 2003, 01:31
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Anon.
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
Somethings don't change it seems.
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29 Nov 2003, 01:34
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
I clicked on your link (should have used a proxy) and the picture of the people with "join" and "us" written on their hands scared me away (for some reason my mind gave them zombie voices)
Boris is probably unique in being a likeable tory. He has perfected the "nice but dim bumbling toff" act. It's entertaining but not electable.
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29 Nov 2003, 04:53
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
there was a G2 leader one day a few weeks ago that said he should be leader too.
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bastard bastard bastard bastard
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29 Nov 2003, 04:54
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
cool... two different uses of leadre in one sentence... aint that magic?
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bastard bastard bastard bastard
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29 Nov 2003, 11:41
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
bloody tories
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29 Nov 2003, 13:06
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
a deputy PM that says "I dont give a **** what you think, and if you dont like it, ill show up drunk at your house and piss through your letterbox"
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but we already have john prescott
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29 Nov 2003, 14:45
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
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Originally Posted by Bloomers III
but we already have john prescott
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No , thats
"Ill say what i bloody well like, and if you dont like it, ill show up on your doorstep, call your wife a whore and then eat the contents of your fridge"
There is a difference.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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29 Nov 2003, 19:55
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!
If boris was leader of the conservatives i would vote tory for real.
This is an ace idea but we need a strategy.!
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