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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 18:14   #1
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apparently school children all over US are wearing these things.

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The color code for sex bracelets seems to vary according to location; purple may mean anal sex in one city and holding hands in another. We've listed some of the most common meanings for sex bracelet colors, submitted from sources across the U.S. Possible alternate meanings are listed in parentheses. If you have doubts about what a color means, ask someone who's wearing sex bracelets in your local area.

The one thing that everyone seems to agree upon is that the color black = sexual intercourse

* Black: sexual intercourse
* Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
* Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
* Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
* Orange: kiss
* Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
* Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
* Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
* Silver: fisting
* White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
* Pink: flashing
* Gold glitter: make out
* Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
* Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 18:17   #2
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
They had those when I was at primary school, a good ten years ago probably. We called them "shag-bands".
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 18:34   #3
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
What do you do? Hand them over to someone or are they a 'statement of experience' ?

So, if I have a black and a silver, does it mean that

a) I'd like to be shagged and fisted
b) I have been shagged and fisted
c) I'd like to shag and fist someone else
d) I'm Michael Jackson and I'd like to do anything I can with small children.*







* I am in no way suggesting that MJ is a child-molesting sexually depraved pervert who likes children to stay over and take them to 'Never-never-land'

(Besides, Never-never-land? More like 'Anytime-anyplace-anyage-land' am i rite?)
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Unread 24 Nov 2003, 18:46   #4
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
How these work?
It does not make any sence to me. Shouldnt there be a requirement? What if someone very handsome keeps getting bothered time and again with overgrown leprenchauns trying to hump such person over and over. That must be a bummer =/
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
are these those 'power bead' bracelts
you know.. the ones that are supposed to mean power, courage, wealth, etc?

geez.. kids these days
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So what if you have one that has all the colors of the rainbow?
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
They're just colored rubber bracelets, how exactly they work I don't know, but they've already been banned in some schools.
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So what if you have one that has all the colors of the rainbow?
It means you know Dace, I guess.
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Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
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Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
In your country, apparently.


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Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
The media never gets tired of reporting* on teen sex.






*Wildly exaggerating it works too.
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Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
The press are good at making things up or blowing them out of proportion on slow newsdays.
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but they've already been banned in some schools.
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
We had these when I was at school, basically, the way it worked back then, if you snapped the bracelet (they're about as tough as licorice) then the person who let you snap their bracelet wanted to do whatever the bracelet represented with you.

What a load of horseshit.
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we had shag-bands but we never knew what each one meant, people used to wear a whole rainbow on their wrist
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Now probably wouldn't be a good time to link to Snopes, would it?
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Is it me, or is everything in this thread after Idi's post underlined (which get's disrupted if you highlight it). Or is this just an opera/style sheet bug?
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All looks as it should both in default R5 stylesheet (the blue one) as well as in my custom Retro 1 with R5 buttons stylesheet.
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We had these when I was at school, basically, the way it worked back then, if you snapped the bracelet (they're about as tough as licorice) then the person who let you snap their bracelet wanted to do whatever the bracelet represented with you.

What a load of horseshit.

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My school was all boys. Usually we used to run up to girlz on the streety and punch them on the arm though
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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[SA] punch them in the crouch[/SA]
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Unread 25 Nov 2003, 00:57   #27
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
We never had stuff like this when i was a kid.
I missed all the fun
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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crotch FFS CROTCH not crouch
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My school was all boys. Usually we used to run up to girlz on the streety and punch them on the arm though
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Consensual sex is boring anyway.
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does your mother know about this?

No but yours sure as hell does!
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
My school was all boys as well. Glad I wasnt wearing any bracelets back then. Could have been advertising myself as some ass licking pillow biting pervert.

Something I've had to pay good money to do later in life..fs..I mean...erm....NOTHING
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They shouldn't report on these things. It only gives children an inflated sense of self and therefore leads to criminal inclinations.
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