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24 Nov 2003, 18:14
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Get your sex bracelets here
apparently school children all over US are wearing these things.
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The color code for sex bracelets seems to vary according to location; purple may mean anal sex in one city and holding hands in another. We've listed some of the most common meanings for sex bracelet colors, submitted from sources across the U.S. Possible alternate meanings are listed in parentheses. If you have doubts about what a color means, ask someone who's wearing sex bracelets in your local area.
The one thing that everyone seems to agree upon is that the color black = sexual intercourse
* Black: sexual intercourse
* Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
* Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
* Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
* Orange: kiss
* Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
* Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
* Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
* Silver: fisting
* White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
* Pink: flashing
* Gold glitter: make out
* Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
* Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.
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24 Nov 2003, 18:17
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Registered User
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
They had those when I was at primary school, a good ten years ago probably. We called them "shag-bands".
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24 Nov 2003, 18:34
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
What do you do? Hand them over to someone or are they a 'statement of experience' ?
So, if I have a black and a silver, does it mean that
a) I'd like to be shagged and fisted
b) I have been shagged and fisted
c) I'd like to shag and fist someone else
d) I'm Michael Jackson and I'd like to do anything I can with small children.*
* I am in no way suggesting that MJ is a child-molesting sexually depraved pervert who likes children to stay over and take them to 'Never-never-land'
(Besides, Never-never-land? More like 'Anytime-anyplace-anyage-land' am i rite?)
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24 Nov 2003, 18:46
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Blatantly overcooked
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
How these work?
It does not make any sence to me. Shouldnt there be a requirement? What if someone very handsome keeps getting bothered time and again with overgrown leprenchauns trying to hump such person over and over. That must be a bummer =/
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24 Nov 2003, 18:47
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Happy
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Location: Canada eh
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
are these those 'power bead' bracelts
you know.. the ones that are supposed to mean power, courage, wealth, etc?
geez.. kids these days
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24 Nov 2003, 18:48
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
So what if you have one that has all the colors of the rainbow?
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24 Nov 2003, 18:51
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monkey on crack
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
They're just colored rubber bracelets, how exactly they work I don't know, but they've already been banned in some schools.
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24 Nov 2003, 18:51
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Leshy
So what if you have one that has all the colors of the rainbow?
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It means you know Dace, I guess.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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24 Nov 2003, 19:01
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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24 Nov 2003, 19:04
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Retired
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
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24 Nov 2003, 19:07
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Cochese
Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
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In your country, apparently.
UNITED STATES BASHING +4
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24 Nov 2003, 19:09
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Cochese
Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
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The media never gets tired of reporting* on teen sex.
*Wildly exaggerating it works too.
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24 Nov 2003, 19:10
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dennaB
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Cochese
Where the **** do they come up with this shit.
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The press are good at making things up or blowing them out of proportion on slow newsdays.
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24 Nov 2003, 19:22
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Clerk
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Crackmonkey
but they've already been banned in some schools.
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That'll stop kids having sex.
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24 Nov 2003, 19:24
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The Bad Guy
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
We had these when I was at school, basically, the way it worked back then, if you snapped the bracelet (they're about as tough as licorice) then the person who let you snap their bracelet wanted to do whatever the bracelet represented with you.
What a load of horseshit.
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24 Nov 2003, 19:28
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
we had shag-bands but we never knew what each one meant, people used to wear a whole rainbow on their wrist
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24 Nov 2003, 20:07
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
Quote:
Originally Posted by idimmu
This article is older than Dead Meat
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24 Nov 2003, 20:50
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Lord Denning
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
Now probably wouldn't be a good time to link to Snopes, would it?
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24 Nov 2003, 20:57
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Banned
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
****.
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24 Nov 2003, 21:00
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Clerk
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
Is it me, or is everything in this thread after Idi's post underlined (which get's disrupted if you highlight it). Or is this just an opera/style sheet bug?
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24 Nov 2003, 21:03
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
All looks as it should both in default R5 stylesheet (the blue one) as well as in my custom Retro 1 with R5 buttons stylesheet.
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24 Nov 2003, 22:39
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Rids
We had these when I was at school, basically, the way it worked back then, if you snapped the bracelet (they're about as tough as licorice) then the person who let you snap their bracelet wanted to do whatever the bracelet represented with you.
What a load of horseshit.
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yup what he said^^
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24 Nov 2003, 23:11
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Banned
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
My school was all boys. Usually we used to run up to girlz on the streety and punch them on the arm though
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24 Nov 2003, 23:14
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
My school was all boys. Usually we used to run up to girlz on the streety and punch them on the arm though
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[SA] punch them in the crouch[/SA]
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24 Nov 2003, 23:57
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cynic
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
crotch FFS CROTCH not crouch
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25 Nov 2003, 00:54
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Registered User
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
[SA] punch them in the crouch[/SA]
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quoted for posterity. (and thus ends my 5 day GD free spree)
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25 Nov 2003, 00:57
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Dirte
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
We never had stuff like this when i was a kid.
I missed all the fun
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25 Nov 2003, 01:45
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
crotch FFS CROTCH not crouch
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gb2gbs
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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25 Nov 2003, 10:14
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Lucky
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
My school was all boys. Usually we used to run up to girlz on the streety and punch them on the arm though
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does your mother know about this?
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25 Nov 2003, 12:01
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
pogs
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All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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25 Nov 2003, 15:21
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Condemned to RP
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
Consensual sex is boring anyway.
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25 Nov 2003, 16:31
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Banned
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
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Originally Posted by KoeN
does your mother know about this?
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No but yours sure as hell does!
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26 Nov 2003, 02:30
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
My school was all boys as well. Glad I wasnt wearing any bracelets back then. Could have been advertising myself as some ass licking pillow biting pervert.
Something I've had to pay good money to do later in life..fs..I mean...erm....NOTHING
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26 Nov 2003, 13:11
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Gone
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Re: Get your sex bracelets here
They shouldn't report on these things. It only gives children an inflated sense of self and therefore leads to criminal inclinations.
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