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Unread 17 Sep 2003, 00:55   #1
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I was errr 'channel surfing' and i got to the 'Live' channel (i think thats what it's called anyway).

This channel is basically soft porn.

Anyway a program called 'Painetd Ladies' was on.

The premise of this show is women strip naked and smear theirs and other womens bodies with paint which they then shower off (i think thats the premise of the show anyway ... it's not like i watch it ... honest).

The best part of all was that this is done to the music that played during the 'Gallery' part of 'Hart Attack' (or whatever that Tony Hart childrens art program was called).



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Unread 17 Sep 2003, 00:56   #2
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That show used to be on Live TV before it went off air a few years back. They also got topless darts and a review show of porn movies :P
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Unread 17 Sep 2003, 00:59   #3
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That show used to be on Live TV before it went off air a few years back. They also got topless darts and a review show of porn movies :P


That's the channel im talking about.

If it went away then it's back.

Prolly showing exactly the same programs too.
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That's the channel im talking about.

If it went away then it's back.

Prolly showing exactly the same programs too.
Yeh from what i've seen it is
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i dont own a TV, so such low brow entertainment is beneath me
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You could always download it. I'm sure some perv out there is ripping it as we speak.
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i disagree. not any time you like. I would want my woman to be constantly naked, all day every day - apart from when she was out in public or in the company of other people.

That means the moment she comes home, she has to strip down to nothing and stay like that till she needs to put clothes on, due to meeting other people or going out etc...

I doubt all women would do that

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Unread 17 Sep 2003, 11:19   #10
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a song contest consisting of tribute bands only




British television at its most vulgar and greatest. Live TV went bankrupt about 5 years ago, its back? what channel dace?!?!??!
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The trouble with girlfriends is they go ugly too fking quickly.
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Naked women wasn't the main point of my post.

Music from a childrens TV program playing in the background of soft porn was.

I POSTED FOR THE HILARITY OF IT ALL!
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Live TV went bankrupt about 5 years ago, its back? what channel dace?!?!??!


274 on my TV.
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i disagree. not any time you like. I would want my woman to be constantly naked, all day every day - apart from when she was out in public or in the company of other people.

That means the moment she comes home, she has to strip down to nothing and stay like that till she needs to put clothes on, due to meeting other people or going out etc...

I doubt all women would do that

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dont need all women to do it, just the one you are with

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The trouble with girlfriends is they go ugly too fking quickly.

are they normally made of inflatable pvc and get mis shapen or something?
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