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27 Nov 2002, 22:55
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Tomorrow i shall be mostly
Going to see Gomez.
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27 Nov 2002, 22:56
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Bring us back something ace
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27 Nov 2002, 22:56
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Make sure you ask her her age this time
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27 Nov 2002, 23:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
Make sure you ask her her age this time ;)
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"Ignorance is bliss" etc
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27 Nov 2002, 23:16
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I last saw Gomez at Leeds 2000, and I must say, they were totally class.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:19
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BTW this is another concert i didn't have to pay to go and see.
"PLD ME"
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27 Nov 2002, 23:22
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Yes, well last night I saw Moby.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrMighty
Yes, well last night I saw Moby.
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I bet you're a homosexual.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:36
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Last night I saw Spunge. Was ****ing ace!
Went back stage and drank there beer shortly before it was raided for drugs and the lead singer was arrested.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:40
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Up yours
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next week I shall be seeing David Gray
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27 Nov 2002, 23:41
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Quote:
Originally posted by Torz
next week I shall be seeing David Gray
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"gay"
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27 Nov 2002, 23:41
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Up yours
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wanna bum touch ?
LLOLOL
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27 Nov 2002, 23:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Torz
wanna bum touch ?
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*not a laughing matter*
All homosexuals go to Hell when they die.
EVERY - SINGLE - ONE!
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27 Nov 2002, 23:43
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Governor General
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I was about to make a joke about you "whippin' piccadillly" but I won't.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
*not a laughing matter*
All homosexuals go to Hell when they die.
EVERY - SINGLE - ONE!
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there's no lesbians in heaven?
is it even worth going then?
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27 Nov 2002, 23:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
there's no lesbians in heaven?
is it even worth going then?
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I'll be there, if that consoles you a bit.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
there's no lesbians in heaven?
is it even worth going then? :(
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When you die you leave your corpreal body behind.
With your body you leave all bodily desires (your soul doesn't have hormones).
Amongst these desires is the desire to **** one or more lesbians.
As such it doesn't matter whether or not there are Lesbians in Heaven.
All that matters is that they are burning in Hell for all eternity for going against God's teaching.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrism
I'll be there, if that consoles you a bit.
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**** that I'm going to hell to be with the lesbians.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:48
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
**** that I'm going to hell to be with the lesbians.
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And the "eternal suffering".
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27 Nov 2002, 23:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
And the "eternal suffering".
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and the lesbians
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27 Nov 2002, 23:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
and the lesbians
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HITLER WILL BE THERE!!! HE'LL INVADE AND STEAL YOUR LESBIANS!!!
Come to heaven with me.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrism
HITLER WILL BE THERE!!! HE'LL INVADE AND STEAL YOUR LESBIANS!!!
Come to heaven with me.
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but...the lesbians....
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27 Nov 2002, 23:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
and the lesbians
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If you like Lesbians then you won't get to see them in Hell 'cause that place is pretty much geared up to just making you suffer.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
and the lesbians
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and the lesbians.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
If you like Lesbians then you won't get to see them in Hell 'cause that place is pretty much geared up to just making you suffer.
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heaven it is then
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27 Nov 2002, 23:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
but...the lesbians....
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Hitler will have them sorry.
Come to heaven - IT'LL BE FUN!
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27 Nov 2002, 23:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
heaven it is then :p
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It's Purgatory first.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:54
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
It's Purgatory first.
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will there be lesbians there?
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27 Nov 2002, 23:54
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Governor General
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
It's Purgatory first.
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Only for Roman Catholics
No Purgatory for us Protestants
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27 Nov 2002, 23:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
will there be lesbians there?
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Nope sorry
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27 Nov 2002, 23:55
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Up yours
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get the **** out this thread you dirty Proddie.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrism
Only for Roman Catholics
No Purgatory for us Protestants
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shush if they're lesbians there maybe we can sneak in the back door unnoticed
</blatant setup for dace one-liner>
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27 Nov 2002, 23:56
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrism
Only for Roman Catholics
No Purgatory for us Protestants
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I know.
Protestants go straight to Hell.
As such there's neither Heaven nor Purgatory for them.
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27 Nov 2002, 23:57
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Quote:
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Nope sorry
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i thought purgatory was where you waited till it was decided where you were going, by that reckoning all the not-yet-condemned-to-eternal-hell lesbians would be hanging around there with nothing to do
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27 Nov 2002, 23:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
I know.
Protestants go straight to Hell.
As such there's neither Heaven nor Purgatory for them.
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JESUS LOVES ME
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27 Nov 2002, 23:58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
i thought purgatory was where you waited till it was decided where you were going, by that reckon all the not-yet-condemned-to-eternal-hell lesbians would be hanging around there with nothing to do
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All homosexuals (which include Lesbians) go straight to Hell.
Purgatory is for those who have been "OK" enough in life to get into Heaven.
Purgatory is needed tho to clean their souls so that this can be achieved.
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28 Nov 2002, 00:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
do they get the lesbians then ?
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no
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28 Nov 2002, 00:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
All homosexuals (which include Lesbians) go straight to Hell.
Purgatory is for those who have been "OK" enough in life to get into Heaven.
Purgatory is needed tho to clean their souls so that this can be achieved.
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oh nm
forgot to mention this earlier, but where do the agnostics go?
(and will there be lesbians there?)
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28 Nov 2002, 00:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flavius
lieing is a sin you know ?
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Not a "mortal sin" tho.
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28 Nov 2002, 00:02
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Governor General
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
oh nm
forgot to mention this earlier, but where do the agnostics go?
(and will there be lesbians there?)
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They go STRAIGHT TO HELL
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28 Nov 2002, 00:02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Not a "mortal sin" tho.
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heh you just did yourself out of a handful of lesbians there mr "I'm not going to hell"
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28 Nov 2002, 00:02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
forgot to mention this earlier, but where do the agnostics go?
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I'm not entirely sure but i think their souls just disapate into nothingness.
It's either that or Hell (no matter how "good" they've been in life).
I "think".
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28 Nov 2002, 00:04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Chrism
They go STRAIGHT TO HELL
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Buddhism?
I always like the sound of that, tho not sure about the lesbian aspect :/
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28 Nov 2002, 00:05
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
Buddhism
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Is that the religion with "Nirvana"?!
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28 Nov 2002, 00:05
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Quote:
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Is that the religion with "Nirvana"?!
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i believe so
tho David Grohl being a demon confuses matters no end
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28 Nov 2002, 00:08
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
i believe so
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You do know that Nirvana is the cessation of all feeling/thinking/etc don't ya?!
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28 Nov 2002, 00:08
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David Grohl's going to Heaven
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28 Nov 2002, 00:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
You do know that Nirvana is the cessation of all feeling/thinking/etc don't ya?!
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in that case i'm around waaay ahead of the game
chrism: nirvana-->the band--> grohl plays the demon in Tribute video (tenacious d)--> my amazingly clever referencing
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28 Nov 2002, 00:10
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Quote:
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David Grohl's going to Heaven
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Only if he's a good Catholic.
If not he's going to Hell.
Either way it's gonna be ironic.
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28 Nov 2002, 00:12
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
chrism: nirvana-->the band--> grohl plays the demon in Tribute video (tenacious d)--> my amazingly clever referencing
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I'm quite aware of that.
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